Happy Jack is one the most influential friends of the Band.  He taught many people to love the art of self happiness (Whacking).  His creative approach in the art of self happiness (Jacking) is a lesson to be learned by anyone even monkeys.  Besides his talent (Spanking) he his known for his love of the drug mayonnaise.  In his used car salesman attire he attracts much attention from his adoring fans.  Nowadays he spends most of the time in his house behind the railroad tracks across the street from the abandoned Vasoline warehouse. In his humble home of hand he is completing his first book titled "I am Jacking, Why aren't you Jacking".