Does Mr.Spuji wear leather underwear?
Is Mike single?
Brock "Gaybot" Smith: Yes,
Mike was recently awarded most eligible bachellor by the Somerset women's
club. This is due to his awesome promiscuous nature and his tendency
to pump Brock.
What's up with the Wrestlers?
Moanmaster X: The Wrestlers
recently merged to form Wrestlor and when in this awesome formation they
were sexually assaulted by Avengor the merged robot form of the Avengers.
The attempt of Avengor failed and the Wrestlers retained the manhood for
which they are so awesomely known. To celebrate they wrestled.
Who dipped there balls in my
peanut butter?
Hank: Sorry I missed the
mayonaisse jar.
What happened to my dog sparky?
Hank: Sorry I missed the
Brookeville llama.
Orgasmonaut Band, what are your
stats?
Brock: Fifteen times unlubricated,
in a twenty-four hour time period.
Hank: Average schlong
on small balls covered by blue BVDs
Menefee: Two counts unprotected
sex, third count being worked on
Alesis: Ten rape charges,
no convictions.
Moanmaster X: Very hot
and very wet.
What are all the members favorite
movies?
Alesis: Troll, I love
them fat little bitches
Moanmaster X: Viva La Seduction,
It was the second Big Chops movie.
Hank: How The West Was Hung
Brock: C.H.U.D
Menefee: Night of the Mammalian
Jungle Booty Volume 8
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