Marv Albert wants to rape Brock  
    Notorious sports announcer/deviant Marv Albert has been after Brock for years, and despite Brock's attempts he just gets hornier and hornier.  Marv Albert has taken drastic measures in order to capture Brock and have sexual intercourse with him.  One time Marv Albert actually followed Brock to the Frosted Palace.  When he knocked on the door Moanmaster X answered  the door and refused to let him in.  Marv Albert proceeded to bite Moanmaster X on the leg.  It took Hank and Menefee nearly an hour to finally pry Marv Albert's jaws from Moanmaster X.  The three explained to Marv Albert that he could not have Brock and offered him Alesis but Marv Albert declined and vowed that he would get Brock in the end.

"Brock these phallic head attatchments you gave me and the guys aren't working, I'm still horny"

"So Brock you called the cops on me. When I get out of jail I'm gonna give you a such a pumping."

"I'm sorry for trying to have sex with you Brock, come sit on my lap."

                                                                 

"I've got the singer from Whitesnake to help me track down Brock"

                                                                

"Alright thats it Brock I'm gonna bite off your nuts"

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