The Alana & Sarah Show Part II
*Coming Back from the Commercial Break*
*Zooms in on opening scene. Alana is with Kevin and AJ on the couch, and Brian is giving Sarah a shoulder massage on the love seat. Howie and Nick are no where to be seen*
Sarah:: Alright, we're back! Thanks for watching! As of now we are interviewing 3 of the 5 Backstreet Boys! *Sarah bats Brian away so that she can smile for the camera*
Alana:: *She pushes both AJ and Kevin off of her. They fall to either side of her on the couch. She smiles for the camera, and fixes her hair* We are sorry for the absence of Howie and Nick, but they had a lover's quarrel! You know how it is!
Sarah:: Anyways, back to the remaining boys, who are the only good ones anyway!
Alana:: Yeah, ah back to them. *whispers to Sarah: "I think it might be good if we ask some more questions!""
Sarah:: *Whispers back:"What do you think I was going to do?!"* So, Boys... I was wondering..what your favourite kind of... pop is....
Alana:: What!? Sarah! That wasn't one of our questions!
Sarah:: Well you didn't give me much time to think of anything else!
Alana:: Well sorry if I had faith in you for coming up with something better then that!
Sarah:: You should know me better then! I can never come up with good questions!
Brian:: Okay ladies, please stop arguing! God frowns upon those who argue!
All:: Brian, shut up!
*Brian pouts, and Sarah gives him a big hug to comfort him*
Alana:: Hey! I have a good question! Why the hell did you guys lie about your ages for so long? Were you totally ashamed, or forced into it, or something?
*AJ is about to answer, when suddenly, Howie runs onto the stage*
Howie:: Oh you guys! Can I answer this one!?!? Please?!?
AJ:: No D, cause if we let you answer this one, then we will have to let Nick answer one! And we in all seriousness we don't want either you OR Nick to be answering any questions! You guys totally ruin it for the rest of us! Sorry D, but I had to say that. The truth hurts, I know!
*You see one tear fall down Howie cheek. He walks slowly over to the chair and sits down*
Sarah:: Anyways, back to the show...
*Sarah is suddenly interupted by Nick running into the room, holding Brian's butt ugly little rat/dog, Tyke. Alana and Sarah both screamed at the sight of it.*
Alana: Get that fucking thing away from me!
Brian:: Nick, what the hell are you doing with Tyke out here!? *He gets up off the Loveseat, and grabs the dog away from Nick. He then starts making baby faces at it, saying things like, "Who's a cutie? You are!" He then let the dog lick his face. During this time, Howie took advantage of the fact that Sarah was alone on the loveseat, and went over and sat beside her.
Nick:: Yo, fellas! That damn rat was peeing all over my nintendo! It ain't fair! What y'alls gonna do about it?
Kevin:: How about rejoice for the fact that I don't have to hear all those stupid little electronic beeps all night?
*Nick glares at Kevin, and Sarah is still living in fear for the fact that Howie keeps inching his way closer to her on the loveseat. Sarah keeps looking over at Alana for help, but she is WAY too engrosed with AJ to even glance over at Sarah. AJ was whispering things into Alana's ear that were making her giggle.*
Sarah finally screams:: Yo, troll man! Get the hell off my loveseat! Brian get your ass over here and park it!
*Howie and Brian immediatley do what she said, for she looked as if she was about to draw blood. Brian sits down beside Sarah with Tyke, and Howie parks it on the floor beside Nick.*
Sarah:: Brian? Honey? Lose the rat, Now!
*Brian hangs his head, and walks over to the side of the stage, hands the "rat" over to one of their bodyguards, and then walks back over to the loveseat, and sits down beside Sarah.*
Sarah:: Thank-you. *says word shit but it's beeped out* that rat scares the hell out of me! *Nick storms of the stage in a huff, the cameras shake and everyone thinks there has been and earthquake or something. Then they all realise it was just Nick and resume talking.*
Sarah:: So, Alana, since you didn't appreciate my brilliant question, *Alana rolls her eyes* whats yours?! *She snuggles up to Brian, who puts his arms around her.* *Alana rolls her eyes yet again.*
Alana:: Well, Sarah! If you had been listening before, instead of being all preocupied with Mr. Elf-ears, then you would have heard my question!
Sarah:: Hey, don't you dare call him that! You are such a...
Alana:: *cuts Sarah off by saying:* So, you guys? Why the lieing about your ages?
Kevin:: Well, you see sweatheart, our old fat ass manager, Lou Pearlman, wanted us to be loved by the younger generations, so he forced me to lie about my age.
Alana:: Force you? But how could someone force you?! *Wiggles her eyebrows*
AJ:: Well, Lou was very... hands on...
Brian:: Yeah, a little TOO hands on at times, if you know what I mean.
Sarah:: Aw, my poor Brian! *gives him a big hug*
Alana:: Yeah, but you guys are strong, you could have kicked his ass.
AJ:: Actually, he was a terrifying man to be around. I personally was, and still am afraid to be alone in a room with him.
Brian:: I think we all were...
Kevin:: Yeap, I was toooo! *said in a total HICK accent*
*Everyone gives Kevin weird looks*
Alana:: What the HELL was that?
AJ:: Oh, that was just the Kentucky'ness coming out in him... It happens every once and awhile.
Sarah:: That's kind of scary...
AJ:: You're telling me!? We have to go on tour with this guy!
Kevin:: Hey...! *Kevin get's cut off*
Brian and AJ:: Shut up!!
*suddenly there is the sound of something beeping rather loudly*
Alana:: Oh, bloody hell!
Sarah:: God dammit! We are sorry people, but the time has run out on our show for today! Please join us tomorrow when our guests will be.... *gets cut off*
Alana:: Sarah, why the hell are you yammering? We should be taking advantage of our situation here! *she then proceeds to jump on AJ*
*Howie and Nick run back on the stage. Howie's shirt is untucked, and Nick's fly is undone.*
Sarah:: I really DON'T want to know! *she then jumps on Brian*
*Kevin gets up, and both he, Howie & Nick, run towards the front of the stage, waving at the tv cameras. Of course though, they are waving at a camera that isn't actually taping the show, so all the whole world sees is Nick, Howie and Kevin run over to the side of the stage, and start waving at nothing.*
Kevin:: Bye y'alls!
Nick:: Hey, you guys? Where are we?!? Oh yeah I remember now!! I'd like to thank the Academy...(*NOTE: Wow, nick the IDIOT!)
Howie:: I'd like to thank all of the fans... *wink wink* that have supported... *cheesy glued on smile* us over the years! *wink wink*
*camera zooms in on AJ, Alana, Brian and Sarah on the two couchs, and then the screen fades black & the credits roll.
I hope you all enjoyed this interview! Stay tuned for more, because we have a second one in the making!
-Cheers, Alana