Prized Quotes

1.   "OH MY GOD!  SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"

2.   "STRICKEN WITH A MALADY THAT MIMICKS DEATH!!   HOLY PIGSHIT, BATMAN!!"

3.   "YOU FUCKIN' COWS!  CRACKERS!  CRACKERS!  BUT, NO SQUEEZY CHEESE!!  YOU'VE BROKEN MY SECRET ELBOW!"

4.   "THESE HANDS!!  I CAN'T GET THEM OFF MY WRISTS!!  OH, GOD!!"

5.   "DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN FLY!"


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