Chris Shell is a friend of mine who really likes Offspring. He thinks that he can get a woman
but he doesn't realize that he is just too ugly to get a woman. Of course, then again, he
might get one some day
but probably not in the near future, though.
He also thinks that he could beat anyone up although that I could beat the trash out of him so fast it is pathetic but he is too stupid to understand. He runs like an idiot because his
entire life revolves around his play station and doesn't play sports because his life is rpg's. He also owes me thirty dollars for a watch that I gave but I know he is trying not to pay me but I have two of his brother's movies and I will keep them until he pays me. He is threatening me that his brother will
beat me up if but he doesn't realize that his brother is over 18 and if he does anything to me that I can have him arrested for assault and battery take him to court make
him pay me medical
bills if there are any, sue him and put him in prison for six months and then the the watch price up to $50. But since Shell thinks he can outsmart me he is going to try to do it, but he just is too stupiid to realize that he is an idiot and I am going to win here and he is mad at me because of it. He also needs to realize that he is a wuss because he cried in eigth grade when Brian Cox pants him and he didn't come to school for two days and he cried when
Chase called him a wussy earlier this year, he is going to get wasted by me if he tries to hurt and he knows it, although he is one of the two people that I know I can beat the trash out of him and Amad Harb some Lebanonian loser who thinks he is Chris tucker but really has a head like a pumpkin and a nose like Gonzo
from the muppets. He also thinks that he is going to get Rachael Cone but she is too hot for him and he is never going to score because she didn't
give him her number and he gave her his number and she never called, he is too ugly.
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