Where_Is

Where Is God??
--Author Unknown

Two little brothers were always in trouble in the town they lived in. The parents decided the only thing to do was to have the new priest in town talk to them. The priest agreed but he said, "Only one at a time." So Billy went first. The priest walked into the room where Billy was sitting and asked, "Where is God?" Billy just sat there staring at the floor so the priest asked again, in a louder voice, "Where is God?" Billy started to squirm in his chair when in a booming voice, the priest asked, "Where is God?" At this point Billy jumped up, ran out of the room, down the street, into his house, up the stairs, into his room and leaned against the door making sure he hadn't been followed. His brother Bobby asked him, "What happened?" And Billy said, "You are not going to believe this, but God is missing and they're trying to blame us!!!"