| The Night Before Christmas - The Drunken Version --Author Unknown 'Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom on the toilet, Dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the roof I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter. Out on the roof I saw some old prick. I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. I knew in a second the fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with whiskey and beer. And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thundering fart. The son-of-a-bitch blew my chimney apart! He swore and he cussed as he rode out of site. "Piss on you all! It's been a hell of a night!" |
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