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The Date
--Author Unknown

It was the spring of 1957, and Bobby went to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby was a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he went to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answered and invited him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he said. "That's cool," said Bobby. Peggy Sue's father asked Bobby what they were planning to do. Bobby replied politely that they would probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responded, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Naturally this came as quite a surprise to Bobby and he said, "Whaaat?" "Yeah," said Peggy Sue's father, "Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her." Bobby's eyes lit up and he smiled from ear to ear. Immediately, he revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue came downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announced that she was ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorted his date out the front door while dad was saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a wink. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushed back into the house, slamed the door behind her, and screamed at her father, "Damnit Daddy, it's the twist, it's called the TWIST!!!"