| Mexican Vasectomy --Author Unknown After having their 11th child, a Mexican couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear and counting to 10 will help." "Just go home and try it out," said the doctor. The husband still wasn't convinced, he wanted a second opinion, so he visited a doctor in Texas. That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy, but remembering his patient was from Mexico, he told him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. Since the second doctor told him to do exactly the same thing as the first doctor, the Mexican figured the procedure, strange as it seemed, must work. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, put it in an empty beer can, and then held it up to his ear. He started counting to 10 out loud, using his fingers to count. When he got to five on one hand he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works especially well in Illinois, Texas, and all other wetback infested states. |
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