| Math Problems --Author Unknown Little Johnny was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." At that moment, his mother came in and heard what he said. "Johnny, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?" Little Johnny answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." She said, "And is that what your teacher taught you?" Little Johnny replied, "Yes." The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son was receiving, went to little Johnny's school to talk to the teacher. The mother said to his math teacher, "I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math." The teacher replied, "Right now we are learning addition problems." Little Johnny's mother asked, "And you are teaching them to say 'two plus two, that son of a bitch is four'?" When the teacher stopped laughing she replied, "Not at all! What I taught them was, 'two plus two...THE SUM OF WHICH IS...four'." |
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