| Grocery Store --Author Unknown A man went to the grocery store and picked out one pint of milk, one loaf of bread, one tooth brush, one tube of tooth paste, and a single serving box of cereal. He went to the check out counter and put his stuff down. The cashier said, "You're single aren't you?" The man looked around and then replied, "Yes, how'd you know?" The cashier said, "'Cause you're ugly." |
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