| Girls Don't Need One!! --Author Unknown Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he was carrying a football, and he stopped to taunt the little girl. He held up the football and said, "See this football? Football is a boy's game and girls can't have one!" The little girl ran into the house crying and told her mother about the encounter. Her mother promptly went out and bought her daughter a football. The next day the boy was riding home on his bike, and the girl showed him the football, yelling, "Nah na nah na nah". The little boy got mad and pointed to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boy's bike and girls can't have them!" The next day, the boy came by and the little girl was riding a new boy's bike. Now he was really mad. So he dropped his pants, pointed at his private parts, and said, "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!" The next day as he passed the house he asked the little girl, "Well, what do you have to say NOW?" She pulled up her dress and said, "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want." |
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