10 Reasons Why a Christmas
Tree Is Better Than a Woman

--Source From:  "Don and Mike Show," on WAVA FM 105.1
--Author Unknown

10.  A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

9.  Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

8.  A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

7.  A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

6.  You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

5.  A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneith it.

4.  When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

3.  A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

2.  A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

1.  A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.










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