pure comedy

HI AND WELCOME 2 MY COMEDY PAGE. I HOPE YOU FIND MY HUMOUR, OKAY.

JOKE OF THE DAY

What's pink and slowly turns red?

a baby chewing a razor blade!

Ouch!

NEXT JOKE PLEASE!

U DRIVE ME CRAZY

CRAZY!!

BABY I'M SO INTO YOU
YOUR SPIT IS TICKLING MY LIPS + MY MOUTH
BABY YOU SPIN ME AROUND, OH
NEXT TIME REMEMBER TO PICK ME UP

EVERYTIME YOU LOOK AT ME
MY HORMONE'S START PUMPING
IT'S EASY TO SEE
LOVING YOU, IS SO NOT FUN
THAT'S WHY I'VE GOTTA PUT YOUR LIGHTS OUT

YOU ARE SO UGLY
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME,
I WAS SO STUPID, WHY COULDN'T I SEE
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY
AND MENTALLY INSANE
BABY BEING WITH YOU IS A GOD DAMN SIN

TELL ME YOU FEEL THE SMAE WAY. TO
THAT'S WHAT I'M EXPECTING FROM YOU,
ADMIT TO ME, YOU DON'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH
BABE, I KNOW, TRUELY CUZ OF THOSE CAVATIES

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT YOU
MAN YOU'RE SO UGLY, IT'S A SHAME TO YOU
WHAT DO I SEE IN YOU?
STINKING GORILLAS AND BLACK POO

CHORUS...

UGLY I JUST CAN'T SPEAK
SO DAMN BLINDED, I'M SO WEAK,
UGLY, BUT IT AIN'T ALRIGHT
HAVING PLASTIC SURGERY,
WILL BE ALRIGHT.

YOU ARE SO UGLY BABY,
I WAS SO STUPID,
HOW WAS I IN SO DEEP,
I WET INSANE,
CUZ BABY BEING WITH YOU,
IS A SHAME.

BABY BEING WITH YOU,

IS A GOD

DAMN SIN!!

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