"AAAAhhh!! Momma come quick. Momma." Jessy screamed at the top of her lungs and being a card carry member of the Scream Squad, she had the windows rattling. "Good Lord child if you aren't on your death bed, you will be." Barbara hollered on a dead run back to the house from the horse pens. "Momma look. Look what Chele wrote, "OMG I can't believe it. But I think it is. No. Yes. Help I don't know. Quick check out the guest book and and e-mails for CJ&B StoryCenter and write me back ASAP. NOW I SAID." Barbara read as Jessy pulled up their Hanson Fan Fiction webpage. Barbara thought of how proud she was of Chele's accomplishment of providing a means of prohibiting younger fans from getting to their more "X" rated stories. They had been writing stories back and forth ever since they met years back and Momma had always dragged her feet about putting them on the net for just anyone to read. Chele devised a system of questions and answers that would allow you access to their spicy Hanson Fan Fiction. If you took too long to answer it would automatically transfer you to the "PG" rated story page. But what she was most proud of was the way Chele had made it so the same questions wouldn't be asked if you tried again to enter the "X" rated story page. She had done her job so well that the night before in the suburbs of Tulsa, Oklahoma..........
"Dang. You'd think we could answer these. Geez give us a break, we're old enough already let us in." Taylor said smacking the side of the screen. "Try again this time, we'll concentrate." Isaac said. "What's up guys?" Zac asked as he entered their room and the three tried gaining access. "Man this is pissing me off." Taylor said checking out the rest of the page and noticing the about me page. "Ah ha let's see what the evil webmaster looks like. Probably some ugly, cow that has nothing better to do than torture me." Taylor said. "Eat those words man." Zac laughed. "Good since you think she's an evil, ugly, cow can I have her. Man she's" Isaac was saying as he was interrupted by Taylor, "She's absolutely beautiful. Look at the love of life in those eyes, they twinkle and those lips. I'd give anything to put my to hers." Taylor said entranced by the image on the screen, adding, "I'm in love." "You're in something all right. You're in over your head." Isaac teased as he insisted they try again. After three more failed attempts, Taylor rose from the computer and headed downstairs. "Mom, Mom where are you? Mom you have to help me. You to Dad. I mean the three of us are going crazy trying to answer all the questions and I'm going to the kiddie page and I want to read the good stuff." Taylor asked then explained and the three of them made their way up to the boys' room to gather around the computer as Taylor tried once again. "Who ever dreamed this up sure cares about kids and protecting them? Too bad there aren't more like them." Walker said. "You want to see Dad. Hot is all I can say. Here this one, Taylor says she's beautiful and he's in love." Zac said pulling up the main webpage and clicking on about me again. "Wow I agree about the beautiful and I'm so happy about the in love. You deserve someone special, you all do." Diana said hugging Taylor. "Glad you think so Mom cuz look at my special. Ain't she just it." Zac said gazing at the picture of Jessy. "Doesn't she just make you come alive. Look at that smile and those eyes, and those lips, that neck.." Zac said trance like as Isaac gave him a quick jab, "Earth to Zac. Come in Zac" he teased. It took the five, five tries to finally get access, "Yes. Yes. We did it. All right Man." Taylor celebrated high fiving everyone. "Now what's so special?" Taylor asked pulling up the disclaimer and reading aloud, congratulating his folks on their honorary Parents of the Year and Every Year Award, laughing at the wise cracks, and the Final Warning: 'Please do not try these at home.' "Man what a sense of humor." Taylor said as he pulled up the first story 'Two Tears' and read aloud. Soon the five were totally into the story, they took turns reading aloud page after page as the story unfurled. "The kids. You read one more word and you're in big trouble. All three of you come with us and help us get the rest of them to bed." Diana ordered and the five headed down to put the other four to bed, raided the fridge and then returned to their reading. The five stopped for a few bathroom breaks, but refused to give up until they knew what happened next. It was going on 3am when they read the last page and all sighed. "Well we know Chele and Jessy are real. Probably Kaitlyn is fiction. Man I'd love to meet the person that goes with that imagination. Wow to be so lucky." Isaac said. "I agree with meeting the person that goes with the imagination son. I'd love to, out of my way I'm signing the guest book." Diana said typing "Enjoyed Two Tears". You are a very gifted writer and can't wait to read the rest of your work. Mother of Hanson, Diana" "Let me in there Mom." Isaac asked and he typed, "I've never been so honored. Please just tell me there really is a Kaitlyn out there. Oldest Hanson, Isaac" "My turn." Taylor said pushing Ike out of the way. "Man great story. Had us in tears, two tears. Stayed up and read it straight through. Can't wait to read the rest. Whoever devised the secure rating system Rocks. Middle Hanson, Taylor" "My turn. Out of my way Tay." Zac said typing, "Give me a break, I'll read them all some day. Please just tell me which one to read to win the heart of Jessy? Write back a.s.a.p. Youngest and most impatient Hanson, Zac." "Come on let me in there." Walker said and typed. "Kudos to the writer. It's been quite awhile that the wife and I sat doing something with the three boys that we all enjoyed this much. Thank you for the hours of wonderful entertainment. Father of Hanson, Walker" Barbara read and then headed to the Mailboxes for her and the girls and each were several e-mails from the same AOL Mmmbop account, praising the story pages, the web page and asking, even begging for a reply.
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