Welcome to the Unlawful Assembly Guestbook!

Lee - 10/21/00 05:00:21
How did you find out about our site?: My brother used to be the drummer, once upon a time

Comments:
The fact that this page still exists just proves the everlasting appeal of Unlawful Assembly....or that no one has bothered to take it off the Web. Drew, I hope you're plying with somebody these days; I haven't been in a band since I left high school and it sucks, I wish I stayed living in one place long enough to get something together. Having said that, there has been rumors of a project with Jerrad on the horizon....Anyway, Hi Andy, Hi Drew, and Hi to anyone else whom somehow made their way onto this site. Hope things are going good for you guys. Maybe I'll run into you in Whitby sometime.



ANDY - 05/02/00 03:56:57
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com

Comments:
HEY ALL UA FANS!!! FIRST OF ALL..... WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL COMING HERE.... SENCOND OF ALL.... FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REMEMBER THE LEGENDARY SONG, "AISLE 5" IT LOOKS LIKE DREW TAYLOR IS JOINING PIEZOELECTRIC FOR ONE SONG ON ONE NIGHT TO REVIVE THE SONG..... IF YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT THIS HISTORICAL EVENT... E-MAIL ME TO GET TIx... ( AY12)



Patricia Stapert - 03/28/00 23:07:16
My Email:patricias@chickmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: through Kwasind

Comments:
Your sound clip took forever to load and even longer to play but man, does it rock. Way to go Drew and the crew. Maybe I'll try the other one sometime... Later gater <>< Patricia:)



cucumber booty - 12/07/99 16:17:24
My Email:bootypirates@canada.com
How did you find out about our site?: kwasind web page

Comments:
Drew it seems that every one wants a peice of your ass!!! Will there be enough for me??? I hope so!!! well if you ever want me you know where to find me!!!



Geordie - 11/22/99 00:57:09
My URL:http://www.members.tripod.com/dynzer/eels.html
My Email:dynzee@idirect.com
How did you find out about our site?: a link from the Eidolon page

Comments:
Hey...this is the first time i have taken steps on the Unlawful Assembly site, i am quite breath-taken. I wish i could make a site this good. Anyways...checks ya later peeps!! -Geordie



tyler johnson - 11/19/99 17:19:56
How did you find out about our site?: nice

Comments:
nice site drue



Andy - 10/22/99 02:29:32
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/sk/srh
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I was in the band back when we used to have rehearsals and play shows... you know, the kind of things that bands do.

Comments:
I think it's quite funny that even though UA has been gone for 5 months, people are still visiting our site and signing the guestbook... What's up with that?
Also... Mr.T? Come on... he was cool when girls had big hair.... now Quentin Tarantino... now he's cool... and Ice T and Ice Cube and Vanilla Ice....



Lindsay, Goddess of thunder - 10/10/99 21:27:57
My URL:http://lazyuniversitystudent.com
My Email:the_bomb_email@yahoo.com
How did you find out about our site?: The website address was tattooed on the bum of some guy from Peterborough.

Comments:
My dear friends. This website is both fun AND exciting. More so fun than exciting. But how does one truely measure fun and excitment. What elements make something fun? Is it a matter of how many laughs are produced. And what about excitment? Are th ir levels in an "excitment scale". Can something have an excitment quotient? On a scale from one to "watching the A-Team", I give this site the "Mr. T" rating! "What you talking about fool?"



Sneeze (Dan Goodall) - 09/29/99 00:34:48
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/dandyroo
My Email:dandyroo_bigcanoe@yahoo.com
How did you find out about our site?: I farted.

Comments:
Being a communist revolutionnary, I am constantly being pelted with government issue office supplies... that's why I like the Unlawful Assembly homepage... they understand my dilemmas with Jean Chretien's personal paperclips.



Andrew Schagen - 09/23/99 04:18:47
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/sk/srh
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Back in the day, when Unlawful Assembly was a legacy, I was a roadie. I used to carry stuff... for the band. Drew was my favourite He's awesome. I want to be like him. He was going to teach me, but I could afford him. He's expensive. Anyway, I thought I'd sign this thingy..... so here goes:

Comments:

WITNESS THE AWESOME POWER OF:

GUESTBOOK MAN!




shannon tufts - 08/18/99 19:49:35
My Email:SnooksT@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: i went to the "kwasind" web site

Comments:
You're real cool, Drew, P.S. I was in Chibiabos at camp. I was in Lindsay and Rebecca's cabin. Mike was in your cabin (for explosion)



ALAN - 08/07/99 09:02:19
My Email:gold@gotomy.com
How did you find out about our site?: Kwasind.com

Comments:
Hello, nice site, Later ~Alan



Tricia Candy - 07/26/99 13:49:16
My URL:http://idonthaveonebutifIdiditwouldrockyourworld.ca
My Email:sparkles_82@hotmail.com, zuriella_82@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Andy told me about it a long time ago while he was talking about his dog named "sex" and then suddenly he was running all over the room brandishing a pair of crayola left handed scissors... Then he turned on me and made me visit this website.

Comments:
UNLAWFUL ASSEMBLY is on the WEB!!!! Your music is out for good!!! YAY! Very exciting... Hey Andy, did I have a CD reserved with you or what? I think I did, but I haven't talked to you for so long (In person I mean) that I absolutely wouldn't know... So HEY! Give me a call sometime.... 10-4 Good Buddy! Later! T ~ Out



the Reverend Texxx - 07/20/99 17:43:51
My URL:http://community.webtv.net/RevTexxx/WelcometotheChurch
My Email:RevTexxx@webtv.net
How did you find out about our site?: some porno site linked me here

Comments:
I don't see any prono! not even homosexual monkey porno! what kinda porno site is this!?



Drew "Shaft" Taylor - 07/12/99 06:15:39
How did you find out about our site?: Gee gosh, Wally did ya have to steal my pants?

Comments:
I am not an animal. I'm the guitarist in the ever-so-not-really-together pop mania craze known as unlawful ASSembly. Remember that.

Your beloved monkey friend, Shaft



anonymous... - 07/09/99 04:33:20

Comments:
Wow... 1420 people since November 9th.... that's almost 7 hits a day!!! and how many of them are Drew or Andy, or the rest of the band I ask you.... the answer.... Andy's been here at least 50 times.... (It's me....haha)



Glenn - 07/03/99 17:57:44
My URL:http://www.musicblock.com
My Email:artist@musicblock.com

Comments:
Hi, There is a new web site in the making that will give musical artists a great way to get free publicity. MusicBlock.com, Inc. will be online in the third quarter of 1999, allowing people to get FREE compact discs with your music on it. MusicBlock.com, Inc. utilizes a unique advertising structure which allows us to give away FREE CDs. It is a situation where everyone wins: the artist gets their music circulating, and people enjoy listening to custom CD's virtually anywhere. Until the MPEG format hits mainstream, millions of music listeners will not be in touch with remarkable artists using the Internet to share their music. There is no cost to you, so what can you lose? The URL is http://www.musicblock.com. Unfortunately the Artist Signup service is not available at this time, so if you are interested in becoming a member, send an E-mail to artist@musicblock.com. We will need the URL where we can download your music. Also, if you have a CD and would like to send it to us, ple se refer to the address below. Please do not get the impression that we are stealing your music. All songs on our site are property of their respective musicians. Artists who signup, or have already done so, will enjoy future benefits. Thanks for taking your time to read this. Sincerely, Glenn Dempsey MusicBlock.com, Inc. 9850 Reseda Blvd Suite 313 Northridge, CA 91324 artist@musicblock.com July 3, 1999



Andy "shaggs" - 06/16/99 04:42:30

Comments:
Top 10 things that seem to have grown as stale as Unlawful Assembly:
10: Pet Rocks
9: WHAM!
8: Natalie Imbruglia
7: Wonder Bread from Loblaws
6: That thing that has been under my bed since 1986
5: Flower Power
4: The notion that girls are here solely to serve men.
3: Jehovahs Witnesses
2: David Usher
and the #1 thing that has grown as stale as Unlawful Assembly..... (drum roll please....)
1: MATT'S MOM'S MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!!



Drew - 06/15/99 08:28:42

Comments:
me too shaggs....me too



Andy - 06/08/99 03:25:09

Comments:
I know what it's like to live in forgottenland...



Sarah Lumsden - 05/25/99 19:43:16
My Email:ann.lumsden@which.net
How did you find out about our site?: I would write something witty like eveyone else but I'm English and therefore humourless.

Comments:
I've finally caught up with the rest of the world and got on the internet, and it scares me. All these little boxes keep flashing at me. HELP! I'd love to become a dedicated groupie of Unlawful Assembly (honest!),but unfortunately the geography makes it little difficult... perhaps if you send me a one way plane ticket, 1st class of course! I can't say your music is really good 'cos I've never heard it. Oh, and Andy, remember, e-mail is SO much quicker than the postal service.



Blindside - 05/24/99 01:34:21
My URL:http://come.to/bLiNdSiDe
My Email:blind_side@hotmail.com

Comments:
Cool page! Check the Blindside Homepage......



Shue - 05/19/99 11:34:23
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Lagoon/1725/index.html
My Email:shue_7teen@geocities.com

Comments:
Hi! You have a very nice page
Please, come and visit mine...
ByeBye!



Drew "Shaft" Taylor - 04/24/99 17:52:18

Comments:
Just to debunk rampant rumours that Unlawful Assembly is calling it quits, I will now answer that question once and for all.

So here it is: pffffft.

So people you have your answer, now get off my back :D

Drew Taylor



Andy - 04/15/99 13:54:47
My Email:orangeave@geocities.com
How did you find out about our site?: I'm in the band

Comments:
For all of you who would like to get a copy of our EP, Running With Scissors, and haven't reserved your copy with us, or if you're not sure if you have a copy waiting for you, email me at orangeave@geocities.com to reserve one. Only 17 copies still available! LATER



Matt "Lyles" Liley - 04/10/99 21:53:44
My Email:Lyles1@home.com
How did you find out about our site?: I would explain it to you, but your mind would explode!!!

Comments:
I'm hheeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrre!!!!! Yes, it's me, Lyles. I haven't been on this site for a while!!! It's great to finally sign this thing again!!! I'm not kidding!!! It is!!!! By the way, it's hard to believe that we have had over 1000 people sign thi , it's incredible!!!!



Becky King - 03/31/99 23:22:22
My Email:bat_girl42@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I met Drew at the wonderful world of Camp IAWAH when he showed up one evening this past March Break to climb our amazing roc wall. He told me that he was in this totally amazing band and that I had to check out the web site. So here I am!

Comments:
You guys sound cool. When does your CD come out? Send me some info on it! Thanks. Drew did you have fun looking at Universities with Josh? Have Fun Keep It Real Becky



Andrew Schagen - 03/16/99 05:39:34
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Gala/3900/index.html
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: One dark and stormy night, I walked outside to find lots and lots of rain. I continued to stray farther and farther from my shelte into a field. In this open field was a set of golf clubs and a ball. They called to me....called me I say.....so i bent down, sat a ball on the tee, and picked up a club and went to make a 400 ft. drive when.....

BOOM!

I was struck by lightning! hen I awoke in the hospital, with doctors performing all kinds of weird surgical stuff to my brain...when I got out...I had an unconquerable urge to visit "The Unlawful Assembly Homepage" And, since I was here, I signed the guestbook.

Comments:
Comments???? Why would I want to do such a thing? Everyone knows how I feel about Unlawful Assembly. Everyone. It's obviously the exact same deal as always...I'm in the band, and I either complain about the guys in it....or I praise the guys in it...Or I ander around mad because people signed it and left messages I wish they hadn't..(quote time---see if you can name it)."It's all just a drill now....the monotony is driving me insane......I stared out through the window....all I saw was rain....so I opened the door...." You know what....It's cold and rainy outside....I think I'll go for a walk...a long walk....perhaps to MONTREAL.....(re:Al)
HEY! WAsn't this a long comment> I'm proud of myself!@!!!!!



Cap'n o' the ss. eidolon - 03/15/99 02:51:15
My URL:http://how_stella_got_her_groove_back.com
How did you find out about our site?: I was awoken in the night to find a naked Drew whispering sweet nothings in my ear who quickly put me back to sleep and when I awoke I had the sudden urge to go to the Unlawful Assembly page and to purchase col slaw

Comments:
Drew, how's it goin' Chris, the"man-aconda", here. how's it goin'? I have now put locks on the window because of your evil advertising. I got food poisoning from that coleslaw you sold me in my desperation. cap'n out



Shaft - 03/13/99 04:18:20
How did you find out about our site?: Hey, does anyone remember that gum that came with baseball cards in the early 80's? It didn't congeale...instead it just turned into a lifeless powder inside your mouth. That gum was cool. Opee-Chee is cool. br>

Comments:
Thank you Captain. Your guestbook wisdom is never unappreciated.

Drew



Captain Canadian - 03/12/99 01:26:29
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/dandyroo
My Email:captaincanadian@mailcity.com
How did you find out about our site?: Through the extraction of isotopes with an infinite number of electrons and a forced reaction within the noble g ses.

Comments:
Hey guys...your guestbook has been lonely for a while so here's a nice long message.

THERE IS NAPALM ON MY CHODA. MY POO IS LEGO. DON'T EAT THE YAWNING TACOS. I REEK OF TACO BELL LEFTOVERS. JOIN THE SOCIALIST PARTY. FREE YOUR ASS AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW. THERE IS NAPALM ON MY CHODA. MY POO IS LEGO. DON'T EAT THE YAWNI G TACOS. I REEK OF TACO BELL LEFTOVERS. JOIN THE SOCIALIST PARTY. FREE YOUR ASS AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW. THERE IS NAPALM ON MY CHODA. MY POO IS LEGO. DON'T EAT THE YAWNING TACOS. I REEK OF TACO BELL LEFTOVERS. JOIN THE SOCIALIST PARTY. FREE YOUR SS AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW. THERE IS NAPALM ON MY CHODA. MY POO IS LEGO. DON'T EAT THE YAWNING TACOS. I REEK OF TACO BELL LEFTOVERS. JOIN THE SOCIALIST PARTY. FREE YOUR ASS AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW. THERE IS NAPALM ON MY CHODA. MY POO IS LEGO. ON'T EAT THE YAWNING TACOS. I REEK OF TACO BELL LEFTOVERS. JOIN THE SOCIALIST PARTY. FREE YOUR ASS AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW. THERE IS NAPALM ON MY CHODA. MY POO IS LEGO. DON'T EAT THE YAWNING TACOS. I REEK OF TACO BELL LEFTOVERS. JOIN THE SOCIALIST PARTY. FREE YOUR ASS AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW. THERE IS NAPALM ON MY CHODA. MY POO IS LEGO. DON'T EAT THE YAWNING TACOS. I REEK OF TACO BELL LEFTOVERS. JOIN THE SOCIALIST PARTY. FREE YOUR ASS AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW. THERE IS NAPALM ON MY CHODA. MY POO IS LEGO. DON'T EAT THE YAWNING TACOS. I REEK OF TACO BELL LEFTOVERS. JOIN THE SOCIALIST PARTY. FREE YOUR ASS AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW.




A Little Bird - 03/01/99 23:26:41

Comments:
Who will play the part of Captain Canadian in this new Shaft movie?



The Inside Word - 03/01/99 07:27:23

Comments:
psssss.... this summer Samuel L. Jackson is starring in a brand new Shaft movie!!!

You heard here first people
Drew T.



Samual L. Jackson - 03/01/99 02:49:01
How did you find out about our site?: mass email

Comments:
man, all I can say is that Shaft is the MAN!!!



Tricia & Nicole - 02/28/99 21:00:43
My URL:http://www.babyshowerssuck.com
My Email:n_reynolds@hotmail.com, sparkles_82@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Andy forced us at gunpoint

Comments:
Well, do you really want to know. Its, well, ok. We're really only here because Andy told us to come and for some strange reason we value that friendship. No we don't know why. Well, have fun you guys and when is your CD coming out again? Or is it? L8R! Tricia & Nicole



casey callihan - 02/25/99 22:40:19
My Email:Clc0044
How did you find out about our site?: from drew

Comments:
you guys are awesome



casey callihan - 02/25/99 22:40:17
My Email:Clc0044
How did you find out about our site?: from drew

Comments:
you guys are awesome



Captain Canadian - 02/24/99 00:07:33
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/dandyroo
My Email:captaincanadian@mailcity.com
How did you find out about our site?: It was an international conspiracy by the DBK.

Comments:
Hey...congradulations on yer 1000th visitor...whoever that may be. As an aside, I would like to declare the members of Unlawful Assembly honourary communists. Free your asses and your minds will follow. Thank you. The Cap'n.



Shaft - 02/23/99 05:55:18

Comments:
WOW! We broke 1000! People like us they really like us!

Oh, and people come to our show this saturday (the 27th)! For ticket information click HEREto e-mail me.

Your lovely, talented, beautiful, Webmaster, Drew T.



Andy (again) - 02/23/99 05:06:19
My URL:see below....
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I'm in the band

Comments:
Ok, so I tried again the next day, only to find that I was visitor 1,008....I really do suck!



Andrew Schagen - 02/22/99 04:17:32
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Gala/3900/index.html
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I'm in the band

Comments:
In a vain attempt to be the 1000th visitor to my bands own page, I arrived to realize....I'm the 995th visitor! I must suck.... oh well....It just means I'll have to try again in about 2 days....haha (who am I to talk...my page has had only 26 visitors....)



Jason Cavanaugh - 02/21/99 15:38:56
My Email:muddywish@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I am still the singer despite a somewhat harsh run in with SHAFT

Comments:
It's been a while since I have been able to get on here and sign this darned thing. I only use the NET once or twice a month. Lyles....calm down man...people will come....Drew has built it...they will come. LATER!



Nicole Vandergaast - 02/19/99 23:37:16
My Email:nick_luvs_soccer@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Drew Taylor told me

Comments:
Pretty neat. I don't have time to check it out right now but I will sometime. Drew don't forget the next practice at Hebron is on Monday instead of Tuesday! Gotta go. Nicole



Captain Canadian - 02/18/99 03:59:23
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/dandyroo
My Email:captaincanadian@mailcity.com
How did you find out about our site?: Weren't you published in Anus Lovers weekly magazine?

Comments:
I have a question for the great Unlawful Assembly guys...do cows eat their placentas? I mean really, if anyone knows it should be you guys...I mean you're like the placenta masters!!



Matt Liley A.K.A "Lyles" and "The Hitman" (shades and all!!) - 02/16/99 21:47:44
My Email:Lyles1@home.com
How did you find out about our site?: When I was just a little boy, I had a dream. A dream that would take me to the greatest website on the planet, but since they haven't done that yet, I came here!!!

Comments:
YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! No one's signing this thing anymore!!! Except for me, Drew, and Captain Canadian(cool name by the way). What gives!!! Schagen, Jay, Al, and Brendan, sign this man or...or I'll.....um.....uuhhh....I'll get back to you!!!



sarah lumsden - 02/16/99 19:41:40
How did you find out about our site?: andy

Comments:
no comment,never mind.



Captain Canadian - 02/15/99 03:13:29
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/dandyroo
My Email:captaincanadian@mailcity.com
How did you find out about our site?: In a copy of "Hustler" which I found on the sidewalk.

Comments:
Shaft...you are forgiven...

FREE YOUR ASS AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW



martina - 02/10/99 15:30:42
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ma/sweetiehon/index.html
My Email:mesweetie@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: you told me it!!!! :o)

Comments:
hey you got an awesome webpage....and ur a good band...so what if u messed up a little at the concert at xmas big deal s**t happens anyways i like the site....cya round in skool later -martina (sexysweetie)



Shaft - 02/09/99 04:48:20

Comments:
Captain, I am sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's just I was staring at my butt in the mirror...(in case you haven't noticed I've been packing on a little weight lately.) I'm paranoid about having a butt like Andy's. I mean I'M SHAFT, and who ever heard about a fat Shaft?

Captain, please say you'll be my friend again...I'm an evolutionary socialist all the way!

UNITE THE PROLETARIAT!!! FREEDOM FROM THE BOURGOUSIE!!!!



Captain Canadian - 02/09/99 03:07:07
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/dandyroo
My Email:captaincanadian@mailcity.com
How did you find out about our site?: I found the URL in a pile of cow manure while looking for a cure for the common cold.

Comments:
Shaft has severly hurt my feelings. He has implied that my web page is the production of a crack induced stupor. WELL THEN. I GUESS THE TANGO COMPETITION IS OFF!! I HAVE NO DESIRE TO TANGO WITH A FLAMING CAPITALIST!!



Andy "kicked drew's bum at laserquest" Schagen - 02/08/99 04:30:36
My URL:http://very-koi.com
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Drew once spelled out the address in hebrew...

Comments:
You know what?? Drew added all those lyrics, and now I feel stupid...cause I only know about two-thirds of them...AND I'm IN THE BAND... I've heard these songs hundreds of times....



ashley =) - 02/05/99 20:34:24
My Email:moongracer@hotmail.com

Comments:
Nice site, guys. I like the background behind your lyrics. I would be able to appreciate this site even more if your songs were available in any form besides mp3s...the 5% of the population with macs (myself included) is feeling a little bit left out he e.



Geoff - 02/02/99 04:59:27
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Vine/1551
My Email:wellroz@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: it was all over the 6:00 news!

Comments:
Hey there boys in Unlawful Assembly. I'm downloading Messenger right now, I wish it would hurry up. I have She's Got A Boyfriend too, it sounds good! Yeah, so I'm pretty bored right now. Check out our new site if you haven't already...I added new pictures of our chiseled bodies. Mmmm. I hope you guys can play on Saturday, that would be cool...anyways, I'll stop wasting space now. Later Drew & crew!



The Singer(JAY) - 02/02/99 02:56:23
My Email:muddywish@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I have been trying to sing but I still can't for those of you who are disbelivers.

Comments:
This is the first time ever that i have sent a message to this most glorious site of ours.. I have read some pretty screwed up things on this site and i thought that they were all great... Anyways i have some other business to attend to, so i'll right aga n the next time i'm at DREW's house(which is pretty much all the time!!!) LATER Y'ALL!!



Matt Dyck - 02/01/99 20:27:41
My Email:thepremiumblend@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I know Shaft!!

Comments:
Well guys, nice page. Keep up the rockin' tunes.



Captain Canadian - 01/29/99 23:50:15
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/dandyroo
My Email:dandyroo@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: From the ashes of a destroyed civilization arose a monolith of epic proportions. A radiant light beamed down from the heavens a d a voice whispered to me over the breeze. "Captain...captain..." it whispered in a calm feminine voice. "Yes?" I cried feebly back. "There is something you must do." I waited for the voice to finish. Then a voice called with such divinity and author ty that I knew then it must be God. Upon the bellows of the wind the voice commanded "FREE YOUR ASS, AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW!!" Then the world was calm and quiet once again. I knew what I had to do. I logged on to the internet and selcted the "searc " function. I typed in the keywords "FREE ASS." This is what brought me to your site.

Comments:
The thing Andy has to get through his head is that NO ONE tangoes with the Cap'n. The Charleston maybe...but that's not the point. Don't put on your tango shoes if the dance floor is covered in petroleum jelly. That would just be wrong.



"Ernie" - 01/27/99 05:31:00
My URL:http://www.secretrecipes.com
My Email:"Ernie"@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I found it on a search engine. I was looking for places organized riots were going to happen, but all I found was you guys....Now feel stupid...thanks...

Comments:
If I said that the band needed a souzaphone player, or maybe a zipper player, or perhaps someone who doubles as both.....maybe you'd take my advice, and be better musicians because of it. You guys are definetely no "Deep Blue Something" Yes, they were a o e hit wonder band, but they had a hit....and you don't (that's not saying you won't....it's just continuing my rambling nonsensical message just to annoy you.....haha... KEEP ON ROCKIN! (you guys don't really suck....often)



Andy "crazy Mark King style funk lines (or not)" Schagen - 01/27/99 05:14:07
My URL:http://this is it for now.
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: hmmmm....you know what....I'm not sure....hmmmm.....uh......yeah.......ummmmmm.......

Comments:
So, Captain Canadian and Drew Taylor have this theory that they can tango better than UA's famous bassist? I beg to differ....you see....those napalm squirrels are on my side... I've never had a dilemma with aquatic nutrition, and come on... Still Water's bass line just shows even more. I'll tango the two of you into the ground anytime... I'll even throw in a few bonuses..... oh yeah....Unlawful Assembly memory #1: who can forget the Polish Hall wife beater and cowboy hat combination....you just know that has to happen again. TANGO ON!!!! (but you'll never defeat me!!!!)



Captain Canadian - 01/27/99 03:12:52
My URL:http://www.capitalnet.com/~rbp/SkankTanks
My Email:dandyroo@hotmail
How did you find out about our site?: I sniffed some ammonia and when I passed out it came to me in a dream.

Comments:
You and the Cap'n Make it happen, understand?



Shaft - 01/26/99 06:00:28

Comments:
Yes I am ready to tango with Captain Canadian. Why you ask, because I am wearing my tango shoes. For tangoing.

Drew Taylor



Dan Goodall a.k.a.:"Captain Canadian," "Joe Camel," "Socialist Bastard," "The Communist Who Sticks To The Roof Of Your Mouth." - 01/25/99 01:31:07
My URL:http://www.capitalnet.com/~rbp/SkankTanks
My Email:dandyroo@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: First I dug a very large hole and I looked in there. Then I broke into the White House and looked in there. Then I turned my T V. on and watched for it there. Then I took the AM138 flight to Europe and looked there. Then I typed in the URL and I found it.

Comments:
Soooooooooo... Shaft, if that is your real name. You think your ready to tango with Captain Canadian do you? Well then my comrades of ska and all things punk, let the inphaesion begin. Question: Is gravity a law? Or is it just a good idea?



Drew Taylor (a.k.a "The Man", "The Webmaster", and "Vanilla Ice") - 01/24/99 10:05:56
My Email:koolaidman15@hotmail.com (it's a new one....no sends me e-mail there...it's such a lonely address.)
How did you ind out about our site?: I think a fan told me? Since we only have one fan....it was John.

Comments:
Hello visitors to our site, I just wanted to tell all you avid guestbook readers that, at the request of a close friend I have changed my name on the main page to Shaft. You know in case you were wondering, caring or gettin ready to take me away to an asylum or something.

Drew Taylor....ahh I mean Shaft!



Matt "Lyles" Liley - 01/23/99 23:13:04
My Email:Lyles@home.com
How did you find out about our site?: Like I said twice before, I'm part of the... aahhh forget it!!

Comments:
Whatever I said in my last entry, I take it back. We finally have our cd and it sounds great!! One other thing, Drew, nice work on the sound clip page!! I checked it out and looks sweet!! Well, maybe I can sign this thing again later. Hopefully. Oh well. Bye



Captain Canadian - 01/21/99 23:34:02
My URL:http://www.capitalnet.com/~rbp/SkankTanks
My Email:dandyroo@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: ?etis ruo tuoba tuo dnif uoy did woH

Comments:
Being a Socialist Revolutionnary, I eat many pounds of raw fish daily. That's why I like writing in their guestbook, because they understand my dilemmas with aquatic nutrition.



Matt "Lyles" Liley - 01/21/99 17:03:48
My Email:Lyles1@home.com
How did you find out about our site?: Like I said before, I'm part of the band!!!

Comments:
This is the 2nd time I've been here, I still enjoy it. I would just like to say that I'm getting really pissed off about our cd right now!! It's been almost a month since we've done it and I'm really not to happy about waiting around. Oh well. Anyway, check ya later!!!



Dan "Captain Canadian" Goodall - 01/19/99 01:25:53
My URL:http://www.capitalnet.com/~rbp/SkankTanks
My Email:dandyroo@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: A group of flying squirrels napalmed my house. After my entire life burned to a small pile of ashes I received a vision. That ision was "Unlawful Assembly". My search led me here.

Comments:
Being a Socialist revolutionnary, I frequently get attacked by flying squirrels. That's why I like The Unlawful Assembly Home Page, because they understand my dilemmas with airborne rodents. P.S.: Dan from the Skank Tanks here, seeing your site for the first time. I like it.



Britt - 01/17/99 17:59:51
My Email:purplesaphire@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Drew

Comments:
HeY EVerYBOdy, THis iS mY SEcONd tiMe VIsItiNG yOUr PAge, sAmE oLD THing bUT iT StiLL lOokS gReaT! lOOkinG FOrwARd To seEIng sOme New pictUrEs. I can'T WaIT To heAr tHE c.D. CoNGRadULATIoNS! c'YA lAtEr DrEW :)



The Webmaster - 01/14/99 03:19:57

Comments:
WARNING: For the last time the purpose of the guestbook utility, is not to drop us hate mail or tell us how we are idiots becuase we thought it would be fun to play a show. Even though our bassist couldn' make the show, we still wanted to play. We will not tolerate any more non-sense soap opera entries in the guestbook. I do not have time to go around erasing entries. The guestbook is a place for you to leave comments about our band and the page. It i specifically not a place for you to get into our personal lives. If entries that have to be deleted or censored continue, the guestbook feature will be taken off-line.

To our fans who have been writing acceptable entries please allow me to express my dearest apologies.

Thank you for your time,
Drew Taylor



Tommy Girl - 01/09/99 05:55:17
My Email:kregger3@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: How did i find out? Im a girl, and we have ways...

Comments:
Never seen you boys play. I'm going to bug one of you until you let me hear some recordings! And I really like the backdrop, very funky~!



DAVE - 01/08/99 03:30:17
My Email:DON'T KNOW
How did you find out about our site?: THE AMAZING GEOFF BENNET

Comments:
AMAZING SITE MAN! `KEEP ON ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD" COOL PIX, BUT I REMEMBER SOMEONE TAKING PICS AT THE CHAMELEON SHOW. OH WELL, I'M TOO TIRED TO TYPE.



phil noseworthy - 01/08/99 01:47:56
My Email:pnoseworthy@webtv.com
How did you find out about our site?: andy andy andy andy

Comments:
Andy, this is our boss! I know why you are not at work!!!!!!!!!!!! O.K. ATTENTION EVERYONE, I only saw this band at the camielion (whatever) but they rock and you should all send them at least $20.00 to support them in recording a C.D.



The Webmaster - 01/07/99 11:03:25

Comments:
Here's the deal. I'm really sick and tired having to go in and edit my own guestbook. I just finished editing it for the third time in two days. The guestbook is something that is meant for people to leaves us comments about the band, and about the sit . If you've signed the guestbook five trillion times, then evaluate your motives, because they are probably alterior to the purpose of our guestbook. If these messages that I have to delete continue, then the guestbook will be discontiued. A classic ca e of a few ruining it for the many. Also, please no swearing, swearing does get edited. Geocities doesn't like it. I really don't like having to write messages like this, when such a feature is supposed to be a neat way friends can give us input. Thank You, Drew Taylor, The Webmaster



Erin - 01/06/99 04:24:25
My Email:kregger3@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Shags..paid me 5 bucks to come here and say how great he is

Comments:
Well..Interesting comments so far.. Nice comment on Sell's behalf..Ugh I despise that word! And Shags, negotiations are on hold right now. You got nuff problems to boot!! And all those people out there "no names" who are on your back, brush em..you know what you want! GIrl POweR~!



Kari! =) - 01/06/99 04:03:01
My Email:www.karissa_godfrey1@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Drew, Andy....The Band

Comments:
Hey Guys! Well Andy I came to visit your guestbook! Glad it works again! Good job drew, but where are those photos I gave you of the chameleon concert? When is the next one? Congrats on the cd all of you!!! TTYL bye!



Matt "Lyles" Liley - 01/05/99 21:56:29
My Email:Lyles1@home.com(gimme an e-mail sometime)
How did you find out about our site?: I'M PART OF THE BAND!!!

Comments:
First off, I'd just like to say that THIS IS COOL!! Second, Al never told to sign this thing (he might have, I most likely was not listening). Oh well. One more thing, I'll be signing this thing often (because I have no life) just to take up space in this guestbook. You know I will. Don't try to stop me!! See ya later!!



Brendan "SMB" Sell aka Durham Posse - 01/05/99 17:56:21
My Email:smbcak69@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: the band members are my friends

Comments:
These guys are great and I have known them for quite a while, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! Some day your going to be so big and your going to look back on all of this and laugh. Like I have always said "CAK".



ANDY - 01/05/99 04:08:06
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I rehearse with these guys every day...I am the bass player, you know...

Comments:
what makes amy and ashley think they know who exactly it is that I love?????? ........................................ and that, my friends, is the question of the day..



Nicole - 01/04/99 23:35:58
My URL:http://don't have one
My Email:n_reynolds@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Andy

Comments:
That bass player is pretty sexy. I'd like to see more pics of him. TTFN.



amy - 01/04/99 16:22:10
My Email:ammaries@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: ashley

Comments:
ashley sent me here at gunpoint....and she's the one andy really loves!!!



amy - 01/04/99 16:21:59
My Email:ammaries@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: ashley

Comments:
ashley sent me here at gunpoint....



ashley =) - 01/04/99 15:39:20
My Email:moongracer@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Over Sarah's garage...ask around why don't ya?.

Comments:
I'm bored senseless, sitting in class... Nice page...How 'bout you update some more pictures, okay? And by the way, I'm the girl Andy really loves, since I'm all the way in canada's capital... Damn, I hate garage door openers... What have you got to say about that, huh?



kristen - 01/04/99 03:41:35
My Email:lovebuzz12@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: my brother made it

Comments:
Wow, this is very cool site. The best part is that sexy singer. He's sooooooooo sexy. He makes me just want eat some serious tree bark, you know none of that silly unserious kind.



Gopher Boy - 01/02/99 22:11:47
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~MikeHawk/
My Email:Digital_Pope@SoftHome.net
How did you find out about our site?: Well, Drew poked a gun in my back...at least I HOPE it was a gun

Comments:
IIIIIIIIIII am gopher boy pondering reality, IIIIIIIIIII am gopher boy, who will buy my raspberries? Hello, there and welcome to my incoherant nonsensicle entry, ish k'bble. I think I lost my number one fan status : ( oh well, I'll just kill the current number 1 fan...uhh, I mean, darn. ok well anyway, Can't wait to get my grubby lil mitts on the CD, I h pe Jay's learned to sing : ) Fajita



Dan from the car - 01/02/99 01:42:10
My Email:dinnerdog@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: drew sent me

Comments:
Nice job on the site. Some sound clips would be really cool!



shannon - 12/30/98 21:58:38
My Email:happiest_apple@hotmail.com

Comments:
i'm very impressed.



Brittany-Ann McRae - 12/29/98 16:16:22
My Email:purplesaphire@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Drew

Comments:
Good job guys. Rockin' pictures. Congrats on the cd!!!!



Sarah Benfield - 12/29/98 04:59:14
My URL:http://dont have one
My Email:saben1@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: I've known the bass player way too long

Comments:
great job on the recording



Andy Schagen - 12/29/98 04:55:04
My URL:http://you are already here...
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: AGAIN< AND STILL IN THE BAND

Comments:
Greetings Unlawful Assembly fan club!!! Just finished recording today, and if I do say so...it sounds pretty good....some bad news though...no Aisle 5 for all you die hard UA fans...you'll have to wait till next time........



Kellen The Sexy One - 12/27/98 07:50:50
How did you find out about our site?: drew told me.

Comments:
hello, gentleman...

I would just like to say that I think drew is one sexy piece of ace, and that he looks really hot playing the guitar.

No, really, your site looks good, and I can't wait to hear you guys play. Good job



Denis Chatterton...of the Skanktanks - 12/22/98 05:10:02
My URL:http://www.capitalnet.com/~rbp/SkankTanks/
My Email:rinen@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Through your gay bass player...hahaha...j/k...

Comments:
this site is cool...but I think ours is a close runner up....www.capitalnet.com/~rbp/SkankTanks/ Yeah..I know its on my web page address..but what the hell are you going to do about it? Skanktanks are a 8 piece Ska/Core band from happy 'ol Orleans Ontario...we are all crazy...but goto our page, 'cause it's funny, but yet informative...and it has jav script...oohhh....haha...see ya....



andy's gal - 12/22/98 02:30:56
My Email:khickey@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: andy's bragging

Comments:
hey hun you are the sexiest bass player ever! :}{: that's all ok love ya kristen p.s u are a love machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Brad Sinotte (aka: Wings, Wingtips, Always (with wings), (tell you anything about my hair?), Sha'Brad, Psuedogothboy (by Norm), and some other stuff) - 12/20/98 08:24:49
My URL:http://www.I_dont_remember.com
My Email:bradsinotte@hotmail.com
How did you find out about our site?: Well I'm Drew's BitchMaster... he's my Bitch... i believe that's explanation enough?

Comments:
Greetings Sha'Drew... Your Bitchmaster approves of your work. I congradulate you. I shall give you your reward soon enough... You're mine bitch! and your little dog too! hahahahaha... :) Yeah get some of those naked pictures up soon... i want the wo ld to see what only i can touch... and play with :) hehehe... alright i'm getting way too twisted... but you are my Bitch afterall... ok... goodbye Sha'Drew.



The Webmaster - 12/18/98 15:34:06
My URL:http://fly.to/unlawful_assembly
My Email:un_assembly@geocities.com

Comments:
Well kiddies, finally after long drawn out attempts to fix the scripting errors in the guestbook I got mad and scrapped it all! Ahhh, but don't fret, with my keen intellect I put all the old entries into this brand new WORKING GUESTBOOK! Yeehaw!



Andy (Big Fat Bass) Schagen - 12/18/98 06:34:27
My Email:gomek41@hotmail.com
How did you find out about this site:: IM IN THE BAND

Comments:
I'm signing this because I can.....I'd promise some naked photos in future, but the world isn't ready for that yet..... If my girlfriend can't handle it...no-one can... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....P.S> I'll have a bass related webpage soon for those who want tabs, etc.
Jimmy - 12/17/98 20:47:43
My URL:http://fly.to/wastedspace
My Email:shifty_72@hotmail.com
How did you find out about this site:: eidolons site

Comments:
Hey, i caught your address off of Geoff from eidolons site. so you guys play the chameleon alot or something like that? well thats what it says on his site. anyways. check out our site, us and eidolon shit be at the chameleon very soon. we are called Odd all ut. the oddest of the oddballs ~JImmy

ED"hands off my pelvis"Bezerra - 12/08/98 03:18:09
My Email:scortched15@yahoo.com
How did you find out about this site:: DREW SENT ME!

Comments:
Well thought i'd sign this thing again since i have absoloutly no life BUT THAT'S O.k......anyways havn't been to one of your shows for a while now....mainly cuz i have no money and i hate you guys(that Hate thing was a joke BTW)anyways hope you guys like my complete going away party....with the exception of Shaggin Wagon...oh well.....see ya'll L8tr BUH BYE

Kristen - 12/04/98 03:09:32
My Email:Lovebuzz12@hotmail.com
How did you find out about this site:: everyone knows

Comments:
Just thought i would check up on you guys!!!!!!!!

Leroy "the Tour Bus Driver" Hruska - 11/26/98 08:16:02
My Email:lhruska@ahsmail.uwaterloo.ca
How did you find out about this site:: The Band practices in my basement

Comments:
Yo UA! Lee here just checking in at the website to see what's new. The black on white guestpage is definately an improvement. When are we going to see some new pictures? I'll see you folks this weekend; keep rockin!

The Webmaster - 11/26/98 00:56:04
My URL:http://fly.to/unlawful_assembly
My Email:un_assembly@geocities.com

Comments:
Hi, Drew here again! Some people were complaining that the red text combined with the blue background on the guestbook was hard to read. So instead of saying "Screw You!!" I changed the guestbook like the good little Webmaster I am. :0) "Here's lookin' at you kid"...Drew Taylor

Tricia Candy - 11/25/98 23:14:22
My URL:dont have one sorry
My Email:zuriella_82@hotmail.com
How did you find out about this site:: Andy told me

Comments:
Me again. Just wanted to leave a lasting impression on the guestpage.

Ed The Sped - 11/25/98 22:22:48
My Email:scortched15@yahoo.com
How did you find out about this site:: FROM THE DREWISH ELF

Comments:
YOU GUYS KICK A**.............NOW GIVE ME SOME BEER...HAHA

Kristy - 11/25/98 00:26:07
How did you find out about this site:: from that stud:Drew

Comments:
You know that guy from the band named Drew I'm madly in love with him and I don't know how I could live without him for one minute of my life. He's so gorgeous and he's going to marry me some day. And we're going to have 6-8 children. Well that's all fo now but Drew you can call me any time you know where I'm at. xoxoxo

KARI!!!!!!!!!!! - 11/25/98 00:11:23
My Email:sweetietoyou@hotmail.com
How did you find out about this site:: THE BAND

Comments:
HEY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's KARI!!! amazing amazing and amazing! I'll develop those new pics soon!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny - 11/22/98 19:11:51
How did you find out about this site:: BIg 12" Al

Comments:
Good work boyz in the UA keep it up!! I got more pictures if you want them Keep rockin'

Heather - 11/20/98 22:21:42
My Email:sojo28@hotmail.com
How did you find out about this site:: a little birdy told me

Comments:
Very cool web page. And I'm not just saying that because I'm stalking the hot guitar player. Anyone want some Norwegian flat bread?

AL 12" HRUSKA - 11/20/98 21:46:07
My Email:lhruska@ahsmail.uwaterloo.ca
How did you find out about this site:: Ok, it was Jay who did it

Comments:
Alright, what is going on? I want to see some other people signing this book! Like perhaps the other members!!! Liley, this means you. And Schagen. And our stripping singer. Jay. Ok, bye.

The Sexy Drummer - 11/19/98 18:16:34
My Email:lhruska@ahsmail.uwaterloo.ca
How did you find out about this site:: Andy anally raped me.

Comments:
Yo yo yo. This is the great John Bonham Jr. calling. How is it going back in Whitby? I am in Waterloo at this present moment and I finally found out our web page address. It looks amazing! Drew, I hope having these girls after your schlong doesn't interfere with the production of our web page!!! Solution: Put the naked pics of Andy's 2.5" on the homepage... ah, how flattering. Anyways, email me as soon as you read this. I'm still at Lee's place. Give me your email address, O.K.? Bye bye for now. Sucks 'n slurps Al

JOrdan The Great "Captain Booty" Garland - 11/18/98 21:35:19
My URL:http://www.whitehouse.com
My Email:jordanthegreat@canada.com
How did you find out about this site:: Drew

Comments:
Terrible!! HAHAHHAHAHA. The site was great... I was just kidding just to make everyone mad. Except that Drew kid what does he ever do for the band. Blah... Ohh well I'm done my comment it's snazzy I dream of Jamie. Bye.. Love Jordan

Disco Darla - 11/18/98 17:26:41
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/FashionAvenue/Catwalk/2968
My Email:ladyglitterfreak@yahoo.com
How did you find out about this site:: Drew sent me here

Comments:
Good lord! man-o-man that Drew character is SUCH a hunk....boy would I like to stick his big huge... ... .. uhhh ummm.. lollypop.. yeah.. thats it.. into my mouth.. *yum yum* oh wait.. that wasn't a good cover up... oh well.. I guess you know how I feel a out your dong. do me a favor and keep that our little secret babe. talk to you later Cheerio.

cap'n o' the eye-dough-lawn- 11/18/98 17:10:41
My Email:I don't know Email's address
How did you find out about this site:: Geoff

Comments:
I came to this sight after being promised one thing... gratuitous sex photos of Drew "long-dong" Taylor. What a liar that Geoff. gotta jet I just got busted. bye, Chris

Geoff - 11/18/98 04:24:14
My URL:http://surf.to/sloan
My Email:wellroz@hotmail.com
How did you find out about this site:: from Drew

Comments:
Bonjour boys! Keep on a-rockin'! (I'm boring today, sorry). -Geoff :)

Jenn - 11/18/98 00:42:00
My Email:none_of_your_business.com
How did you find out about this site:: Drew sent me a pestering e-mail

Comments:
Extremely entertaining- when you have nothing better to do, or you're at home from school with the flu. Yes, I'd take unlawful assembly over a bad cold any day.

Kristen - 11/17/98 23:39:06
My Email:lovebuzz12@hotmail.com
How did you find out about this site:: my brother

Comments:
everyone he made me come to this site.

The Webmaster - 11/17/98 22:15:45
My URL:http://fly.to/unlawful_assembly
My Email:un_assembly@geocities.com
How did you find out about this site:: I run it.

Comments:
Well, folks yes I am testing the new guestbook feature. Hopefully, all of the menu features will be up and running soon enough. I hope to have full band bios for each of the members done this weekend. Thanks for looking at the guestbook and rock on!


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