Remember....It's all good! Don't take anything seriously. If you don't have a sense of humor, leave now or forever hold your peace(?)

You Might Be a New Kids Fan If....

....You wear "Cover Girl" make-up for obvious reasons
....You started a campaign against radio stations who played "NK Got Run Over by 
                                      a Reindeer"
....Members know you by name
....You have an elaborate collection of grass from their lawns
.....or a can of Guiness from Joe's recycle bin
....You see Jon more than those llamas of his
.....or you see Jon at all
....You know "The Right Stuff" in english and spanish
....You've gotten yelled at by Jordan for collecting flees from Shane
....You've sent several hate letters to MTV, and continue to, despite them playing
                                       the soloists now
....You cried the first time you saw Dante, Xavier, and/or Danny Jr.
....You sent Jordan baby clothes and posted all over your workspace "It's a Boy!"
....You attack the poor soul who says "Donnie burned down a hotel"
....You know who Greg McPherson is, and why his name can be used as an insult
....Your blood still boils when you hear the phrase "1999 MTV Video Music Awards"
....You wear little black bracelets, and "I Love New Kids" earrings to "keep the NK's
                                         alive"
....You've spent over $50 in stamps on them
....You think Carson is "The Man", and you send him NK gifts
....You bought the Prince CD with "ICNTTPOYM" on it
....You cried when you saw "A Sixth Sense"
.....or "Ransom", or "The Taking of Pelham 123", or.....
....You buy BSB or N Sync CD's and pretend they are NK's and that they're still
                                         together
....You called a psychiatrist concerning the last song on Joe's album, and the marbles
....You know the meanings of: STS, ILYCTL, AIWD, GITY, ICNTTPOYM, SBS, RS, HT,
                            PDGG, IBLYF, CG, TOFTC, CIWYW, IYGA, YGTF, DD, NLYG
....You got into "The List" when Joe was on it, like someone gets into an episode of
                            "Jerry Springer"
....You write VH1's "Behind the Music" begging for a story on NK's, 2 times a day
.....or you started after reading that
....You answer to the name(s) Nina, Evelyn, Kim and/or Patricia