Hey Sexy! 

  I know I haven't known you very long, 
  and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, 
  but I really need it badly. 
  I haven't' had it for a while 
  and I can already feel it 
  going in good and hard 
  and coming out nice and soft. 
  If you would do this for me no one would ever know. 
  I am sure you can satisfy my needs 
  and I'd be very grateful if you would. 
  I am very  desperate and I need your help. 
  You must think by now, 
  that I have a lot of nerve 
  but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it 
  and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. 
  I am not going to beat around the bush any longer 

  so....... 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Do you have a piece of gum? 
  

  Pass this on to 5 people and you will have good sex for the rest 
  of your life!