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Bonifangith:  Once again I get this stupid thing.  I have the spam filter on, why am I getting this crap.  It'll be a cold day in hell before I pay for anything on the internet.  And look at his address.  Oddly enough, I think if I tried to remove myself, Becker would end up getting the message.  But that's not even how it's done, you have to call to have yourself removed, can you believe that?  $30 a month?  That's more than I pay for the internet.

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Bonifangith: OMG this is funny!  Tell me, how is erectile dysfunction devastating to families?  Eeewwww, maybe in Kentucky.

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Becker: This one made me laugh.  Spammers actaully think they can get people's attention by denying the fact that its spam...
 
 
 

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Becker:  This is perhaps the biggest proof of stupidity on the net.  I like how they say, "we would love to remove you from the list."  I also like how they give an email address of a person who works to fight spam.  I actually sent an email to him.  Whoever sent this out has gone down to a new level of being an annoying bastard.
 
 
 

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