I am a manly man 
with a lot of boyfriends and i like men and i am a 
man 

NO COMMENT OR ELSE YOU WILL EAT ME FAST 
 
 

I gave you a warning. This has NOTHING to do with SC. If you wanna 
read something aboot SC, leave now. 

So anyway, we all die, right? 
And many wonder what will happen 
after they die. Well, I already know. 
When I die (and assuming God is 
real and permits it), 
I am going to have my soul placed in a skeleton, 
and I will become the Infinite Skeleton. 
Yes, that's right. I will be 
a walking, talking, fire breathing skeleton 
(if he lets me). I will fight all sorts of crimes! 
I will carry with me a sword to which 
NO other lifeform can carry! 

If I see someone stealing gum, SLICE! He 
gets it in the face! This is how severe I will be towards 
wrong-doers. I won't be like other super heroes 
and put you in jail, NO! You will eat sword, queer! 
And if I should happen to get ripped apart, you better run, fool! 
Cuz I am gonna put my skeleton-self 
back together and slice you 
in half wit' a quickness! But don't worry, 
I am not out looking for trouble. 
I will visit kids in the hospital, 
host fund raisers, and such and such. 
So watch out! The future in 
skeletal crime fighting is coming in aboot 60 years. 

"It's just me. Your hip stepmother or is it hippy stepmother. Oh "well, 
anyways 
"it's me. The Soviets attacked and I'm a gonner. 
I'm M -E -L- T- I -n -g b y eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" 
***I think she's finally lost it! 

[flame on] 
Look, for the last time, I never slept with your wife, and I'll 
thank  you to stop sending me bills for your daughter's schooling in 
future. You're twisting & turning; bobbing & weaving, over the 
"Suzanna-question" Try asking James Koput the same question... 
I really don't think Koput is a suspect (in this particular case, 
anyway)  Well come on then, let's all hear your big theory, numbskull. 

And now, Beardo gets angry. 

Hey watch it cunny. Big Ed'll come in here and crush your head like he does 
nuts. Ohhh... I can see it now. There'll be good eat'n come the New Year, yep! 
Tickle Me Elmo has a very obvious split personality  "Ohhh boy... that tickles... 
ah ah ah *bang* Ohhh boy... now I tie up your family, rape you dog, burn your CD's in your 
sisters mouth, rip open your chest and eat your fucking heart you no good piece of 
dumbfuck prick shit!"  Now... image little Johnny Joovey's reaction to this horrific event. I know, it 
turns me on too. Hehehe! 

 From your gracious giver of McGyver, 
Beardo 
 

Ed: The topic of this next message was: "May your pink fish bing into the distance" It was sent by Beardo's sister. 
I bought me to go forth 
(Ed: Yes, uhhhh...) 

...And to you, 
dead and bloated 
nation of 
sleepwalkers, so 
content to drown in 
your own rancid 
apathy that your 
own minds and the 
minds of your 
children are being 
bought and sold on 
the auction block by 
swarthy old 
hogs- oh, set a 
place for the 
auctioneer, he'll be 
coming to dinner 
tonight. No need to 
bother, honey, he'll 
be coming live via 
satellite direct, 
right through our 
brand new 
motherfuckin' 
super-mega-screen 
Home Monitor 
System... 
~S. Weiland