"Nobis Perplexum"
(we are perplexed)
"Carpe barbae"
(seize the beard)
--Becker

"something deeply hidden had to be behind things."
--Einstein

"It's all coming back to me now
said the blind man peeing into the wind."

"Never let facts get in the way
of a good argument."
-C. Hill

"Shaft me if you dare!"
~Slobodan Milosevic
(in "The Economist")

"If God didn't want us to eat animals,
Then why did he make them out of meat?"
- A. Benson

"It's not over until it's over.
And when it's over it's still not over."
-Bæ¢kë®
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"A closed mouth gathers no foot"
-someone, somewhere, sometime.

"op pop my face goes pop
while I opt to stop my pop"
-Bonifangith Theeth
(upon being extremely perplexed)

"Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance."
-King George V

"Too much confidence has deceived many a one."
-(Some stupid fortune cookie found by Becker.)

"Sputnik = Cosine theta"
- T. Briody

"You should vote because it's free!!"
- T. Briody

I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking WORDS OF WISDOM, Let It Be

My money will buy me soda. MONEY! Go buy me a soda!
~Bonifangth Theeth, a.k.a Willis,
a.k.a, Blast Master Chris, the Crooked Eye Killer,
a.k.a Dr. Robert Van Faulk.