This is probably all because his show on the Fox Family Channel got cancelled. Really though, how can you take a show whose whole premise is about a little clay man who keeps getting squashed over and over again and make it not funny? Ask The Fox Family Channel, only they could screw up such a winning formula.
People were stupid in olden days. You should hear about the other stuff they did when they weren't stuffing themselves with lard.
There is something very, very unsettling about this.
I'm guessing this image was made by one of those PETA freaks. You know who I mean, the ones who place lab rats on a higher scale than human beings, love to tell you how wrong you are for eating meat, and spend a good deal of their time trying to find a direct correlation between the use of dairy products and the overall decline of society.
Barney wants desperately to eat your children. Do not ever doubt this.
You must whip it. For reasons altogether unknown to me, I find this strangely erotic.
Perhaps the greatest thing to ever grace the silver screen. Of course I speak of the Watermelon Monster from the "film" Drunken Wu-Tang. The special effects rival that of any modern Hollywood film, as you can clearly see in the painstaking construction of this monster.
Some things in life just leave me absolutley speechless. Yes, this is one of those moments.
Well yeah. Where the hell else would they go, stupid? (This is probably from the special edition of The Breakfast Club).
It's TORGO TIME BABY!!! This is of course Torgo, everyone's favorite giant-kneed monster-kinda guy from one of (if not the) worst films of all time, Manos: The Hands of Fate. Of course it made for an absolutely brilliant episode of MST3K. "The master would not ap-prove!" Hehehe...
My current and longtime physician. Ladies and gentelmen, Professor CatforaHead.
Subliminal advertising all just a myth is it? You might just change your mind after looking at this (and I swear to God, this is a REAL actual billboard). And would you just look at the expression on that guy's face. He knows the score.
This is the name of a town in Austria. Pronounced foo-king. Either way, this will one day be my place of residence. Their town motto is probably something like "Welcome to Fucking, now go Fuck yourself".
My old pal Beardo, back when he was Beardo, and apparently going for the Spanish Conquistador look.
The Crew of the Satellite of Love. I give you Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, Mike Nelson, and Tom Servo (he's the one that looks like the gumball machine). Mystery Science Theatre 3000 = Best show ever.
