There once was a man called Becker
He lived in a tower
and thought every hour
for a word that would rhyme with
'Pecker'
Notable Achievements
In 1735 He created the first web page, thus starting the internet. At the time, however, it took six hours to download because data was transfered through smoke signal. In 1834 he invented the first steam powered modem.
Between then and now, he vanished
for an unknown length of time.
So....
Who is Becker?...
-None of your damn business.