Bonifangth: This means this guy went to our site
Bonifangth: and decided it had potential...
Bonifangth: for selling pornography
Bonifangth: "If this site can't sell porno, I don't 
know what can!"
Bonifangth: I should e-mail him and point out 
his foolishness
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bonifangth: I just told my furry slug that he's 
going to die befoire I do
 
 
 

Becker031: it looks like my other cat when it 
was younger
Bonifangth: Great, that means it'll turn out like 
yours
 
 
 
 
 

Bonifangth: Me and my furry slug are gonna 
move in with your folks
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bonifangth: I occasionally use a bow and play 
my beard like a violin
 
 
 
 

Becker031: I am up to the point where I 
finished everything that happened before I 
stopped
 
 
 
 

9-18-99

Bonifangth: If these people have the seret to making 
tons of money why do they have to send these stupid 
things out?
 
 
 

Becker031: you have a license yet?
Bonifangth: No, but that never stopped me before
 
 
 
 
 

Becker031: that's the problem, 16 Prepos. Km = 7 
billion regular ones, which would be a gigameter
Becker031: and 1 = 2
Bonifangth: I think 1 preposterous kilometers= 362 
miles, 2= 12 miles, 3= 56 dollars and 99 cents, 4 = 8 
inches, and 5 = 398 minutes
 
 
 

Bonifangth: PS2 is one damned ugly looking console
It looks like a VCR from the 80's
 

Bonifangth: My parents bought a CD player in about 
1984 that looks exactly like that thing
 
 
 

Bonifangth: my cat peed in my butt
Becker031: that's unfortunate
 
 
 

9-28-99
 

Bonifangth: Sorry, I have to ride a rock to work 
now, maybe I'll be back in a few prepsterous horuses
 
 

Bonifangth: what we are speaking of now- not then, 
NOW---no,,,,, NOW$% that was then
Bonifangth: Is this time compression?
 
 
 
 

Becker031: hmmmm.... Thonibongith will eat him too
Bonifangth: Vous êtes un gros enculé, vous entendez. 
Et mes amis vont vous dénnoncés aux flics! Ce que 
vous faite est mal ! 
FUCK YOU 
FUCK YOU!!!!! 
salop! 

Alta Vista translation: 

[You are large enculé, you hear. And my friends go 
dénnoncés you to the cops! How made you is badly! 
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!! bastard!] 

LOL...French people are funny when they're mad and 
jump up and down. 
 
 
 

Becker031: ^^$:-(:-)
Bonifangth: It is one thing to insult me, but no one 
insults PORN! 

If it wasn't for porn, there would be no internet! There 
would be no VCR! 
 
 
 
 

Bonifangth: This is the best:

AH HA...IC U posted my emaial to UR hatemail page 
well pigdog i have NEWS for U! look at amarican 
goverment and they're surplus of 
francs! you're presidant grenspan is all oh no inflasion 
is poor but big elephants are all we like tax breaks 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!@! 
than grenspan will say you stupid americans then 
inflasion wil commense! then republickens say you're 
old then grenspan will say ah 
ha! here R more internest RATES HAHAHA then 
republickens say AH crap. 
BUT UR @ STUPID TELEPORTING CATS TO 
NOW THIS STUPID ELEPHANT MAN AND U 
ARE LIKE I LIKE SHOTING ROCKET 
LANCHER WAT IS INFLATION? LET ME TELL 
YOU THAT EVERYONE IN FRANCE NOWS 
WHAT INFATIONS IS BECAUSE AMERICANS 
AND 

Becker031: what's this have to do with scanned cats?
Bonifangth: I'm not sure what it has to do with 
anything
 

**

Becker031: My tower is the tallest structure on earth
Becker031: looming at 8 feet high
Bonifangth: taller than most basketball players
Bonifangth: if not all
 
 

Becker031: what manner of past time do you proceed to plot upon this very spot!?
Bonifangth: I am attempting to eat steak from a bowl
Becker031: eating it with a spoon?
Bonifangth: a spork
Bonifangth: and a knoon
Becker031: that accounts for all utensils
Becker031: I will now invent the spnoork
Bonifangth: except for a eutkleft
Bonifangth: the only utensil not covered
Becker031: yes, it's long rod can never be included in anything else
Bonifangth: this steak is tough, I think it has a force field
Becker031: neutralize it with your finger
Bonifangth: I think I have to destroy the nother ship sending the signal before I may finish eaTING IT
 
 
 
 
 

Bonifangth: wow, I got a message from Bob!
Bonifangth: the subject is Check this out
Becker031: really?
Bonifangth: lol, this is funny
Bonifangth: Hi, It's me, Bob Hi

It's me, Bob!

Check this out. Sign up (below) and you can
win $25,000.

Good Luck,
Bob
 

Bonifangth: well, Bob has never steered me wrong before
 
 
 
 
 

Bonifangth: I like this one:
THE TRUTH THE MATRIX ( LEARN )$$$$$ 
Bonifangth: Matrix? Truth?
Bonifangth: how do you Learn $$$$$
Bonifangth: ?
Becker031: who knows
Bonifangth: forget earning money, I'm gonna learn money
Becker031: yes!!
Bonifangth: and here I've been earning money like a sucker
 
 
 
 

Bonifangth: my computer's going slow, I should call Frontline and tell them to "Reboot the internet"
Becker031: that may clear up some things
Bonifangth: it should anyway
Bonifangth: anyway we will abolish the internet anyway
 
 
 

Bonifangth: It's some jackass who thinks the 
world will end in September of 1999
Bonifangth: Oops, I guess he was wrong
 
 

Bonifangth: if only I could find a way to get it from my head to the page