The Second Symposium
More things we must make known



 
 
 
 
 


More conversations over instant messenger



 
 
 

I will build the Not-So-Great Wall 

-the Halfway-Decent wall 

I will build a pathetic wall 
Bonifangth: it will be pathetic, but you will be able to see it from space 

Bonifangth: space is only 2 feet away from Earth right? 

Becker031: you can see it from the inside of the earth too 

Bonifangth: 2 inches inside the Earth


 
 
 

Becker031: To my great disappointment, the sun still exists 
 
 



 
 
 
 

Bonifangth: by my calculations, the center of the earth is filled with pudding 
Bonifangth: not monsters as was previously thought 
Becker031: that's your scientific research 
Becker031: ok 
Becker031: that clears things up 
Becker031: and explains a lot 
Becker031: like why volcanoes are high 
Becker031: and have holes 
Bonifangth: as for what flavor it is, I suppose there are some things that we as scientists will never know
Becker031: yes 
Bonifangth: actually, it explains how television works
Becker031: to find these answers will take many decades of arduous work 
Bonifangth: Mars is still full of monsters though 
Becker031: since we never disproved it 
Bonifangth: and as for the core of Mars... 
Becker031: hmm.... 
Becker031: it remains enshrouded in mystery 
Bonifangth: quick, do some research 
Becker031: ...&*()&*& 
Becker031: the core of mars is filled with 
Bonifangth: red jell-o perhaps? 
Becker031: noble gas 
Becker031: in solid form 
Bonifangth: that would explain the color 
Becker031: which can be confused with jello 
Becker031: but lacks the stature 
Becker031: since it is nobler 
Bonifangth: gas in a gelatinous state 
Becker031: yes 
Bonifangth: but can we eat it (the true question) 
Becker031: according to my calculations 
Bonifangth: these questions and more will plague science for many a year
Becker031: and diligent research carried out in the last two minutes 
Becker031: the answer would be 
Becker031: no 
Bonifangth: or a minute 
Bonifangth: perhaps it can be eaten only after someone steps on it with a bot 
Becker031: I was plagued for years since you asked that question two minutes ago 
Bonifangth: boot 
Bonifangth: steel toe of course 
Becker031: but bot has something to do with nothing though.... 
Bonifangth: how true 
Bonifangth: we can't rule bot out of the equation
 

 

 



 

Becker031: the core of jupiter is filled with thortglob 
Becker031: that is a certainty 
Bonifangth: well that's been proen already 
Bonifangth: proven 
Becker031: since I stuck my finger into it and tasted it 
Bonifangth: and it did taste like thortglob? 
Bonifangth: when do you think we should let NASA in on our amazing discoveries?
 
 


 
 
 

Becker031: And, according to my research, saturn, uranus and neptune don't exist 
Bonifangth: Pluto exists but only in your mind 
Bonifangth: or pants 
Bonifangth: I forget which 
instead, we have the planets Pitious, Baralier, and Sogtooficus lExytt5, they look exactly like Uranus, Saturn, and Neptune 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

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