"what would aliens say if they read all this writing long after we have died?"
"They'd say we were a bunch of cool fuckers!"

"The eye of the bull is watching you."
"the hole of my ass is watching you"

"college sucks balls."
"you're the kind of person that helps me out by raising the curve."

"May all your borders be porous."

"All of you know nothing about sex, gender discrimination, faggots, and social discrimination
(are you guys mentally ill? why don't you think about other good things in life like sex with animals?)

"Never trust a duck in a raincoat."

"I just opened a book here"

"I just rolled a joint here"

"I'll roll you if I find you"
-tough guy

"I just opened a bottle here"

"There is no sun"
 
 

"The sun is not yet yellow, it is chicken"

-"How come there is no writing on this side of the desk?"
-"well you put an end to that, didn't you?"

"I need to get laid"
"I need to graduate"
"More importantly, get laid."
 

"I love to screw my girlfriend from behind."
"I like to screw your girlfriend from behind also."
 

"I fucked a chicken to death"

"Put the penis in, take the penis out,
put the penis in and shake it all about."

"The words of the prophets are written on the cubicle walls"

"I have to fart"