Interesting
history
Knows 187 instant death pressure points
Has met 12 presidents
Is an expert at Kung-Fu,Tae Kwan Do, Karate, and several other
ancient Asian techniques
Can dissasemble your molecular structure with an excessively
practiced death stare
Burned a bliz-unt Martin Luther King Jr. on numerous occasions
FAQ
Q:
Damn Jmao your site is the shit! How do you come up with all
these phat ideas?
A:
Maxim mag, the voices (do you hear them too?), drunken friends,
and drugs....lots and lots of DRUGS
Q:
Does that "close door" button on the elevator do
anything?
A:
It gives you something to do while you wait for the elevator to
close on its own. The button does work sometimes, but only when
the elevator’s not communicating with other elevators in a
system to handle traffic, or when the landlord has
special-ordered a button that works.
Q:
This tiny yapping dog next door is keeping me up every night and
it's driving me crazy. The catch, his owner is a 400-pound pro
wrestler with nasty mood swings thanks to years of steroid abuse.
What should I do?
A:
Buy a Rottweiler, name him Beelzebub, and feed him water, smack,
and gunpowder for a week. Then you turn him loose in your
neighbor’s yard. Then buy a shotgun and barricade yourself
in your house, just in case.
Q:
What is that weird metallic taste you get in your mouth from tin
foil?
A:
Eletric current.The aluminum reacts with the water and fillings
in your mouth to form a tiny battery.
Q:
What does 420 actually mean?
A:
Okay, lemme' break it down for everyone...in general, 4:20 is a
universal time for everyone to spark a joint.(or bong...whatever)
I've also heard that it's because there is 420 compounds in bud,
it's actually closer to 319. It was allegedly to be a police code
for peeps smokin budz in some places in Cali. I guess some heads
started using it as their own code for smoking weed. Now, April
20 (4-20) is known by many as a "Stoner New Year".
People have formed "8:40 Clubs," where they smoke twice
as much as people do at 4:20. They have smoked out at 2:10, to
get an early jump. They smoke every hour on the hour at twenty
minutes past, since it's always 4:20 somewhere.
Q:
What is Sinsemilla?
A:
Sinsemilla is marijuana that grown under conditions where the
female plants have been separated from the males. This causes the
female plants to ooze more resin in search of male pollination so
that the plant can produce seeds.
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