this just does not
please me...
oh, gee, where do i begin? this is SO much easier than the stuff
i like page. disliking things (and people!) is so much more
enjoyable.
1) onions. oh man, do i ever hate onions. my grandmother always
told me i'd outgrow it and like em when i was older....well? she
was wrong. i hate them now more than ever. i don't even like
touching them. and if one accidentally makes its way into my
mouth....well, my day is ruined.
2) i hate the fact that i am a disorganized slob. don't get me
wrong, i'm fine in the personal hygiene department, i just have
clothes strewn about, piles of stuff on my desk, and i can never
find anything when i need it. such is my life. ah well.
3) i hate other drivers. period. they all suck. no, i don't do
the 'road rage' thing that's so cool nowadays, but i do suffer
from 'road bitchiness'. which means i yell "you
asshole!" at the guy who cuts me off. with the windows
rolled up, of course.
4) i hate self help books.
5) i hate the neighbours' yappy golden retriever. die, dog, die.
6) i hate the sun. i hate heat, too.
7) i hate people who "worship" tori amos. she's a
singer. a musician. not a goddess. got it? good.
8) i hate the fact that i forgot to buy catfood tonight. my cat
hates it too.
9) i hate the "words" kewl, and rawk. it's just plain
unnecessary to spell them that way. oh, and don't say "how r
u?" does it *really* take that much effort to use the
language properly? and don't bitch at me because i don't use
capital letters. that's different. i'm special.
10) i hate ugly people who are dumb too. if you're going to be
ugly, at least be smart or something.
11) i hate No Doubt. do i *really* need a reason?
12) i hate the fact that jill has the new saez CD and i don't
yet. and she keeps rubbing it in. bitch.
13) oh, i really hate teenage angst poetry.
14) i hate it when people sit next to me on the bus.
15) actually, i hate public transportation altogether.