I bet right about now you
are laughing your ass
off from that figgity
Fat intro!
lol
Monkey Gurl!!!!
Anyways
the neclace and card I wanted you to get
won't be there today
so I thought I'd do
something special for you!

By the way

That pic of you is supercalafragelisicespalidoshous
that would make one wicked
Sobe advertisement!

Insano Transvestite luv!

Over the past year you grew from being
this weirdo chick online that has a daria
complex to becoming a freak transvestite.
You make me laugh and I never felt so
comfortable around a girl as I have
been with you.
I know how much you hate this shiznit
so  I'm not going to get all mooshy!
lol
Anyways I just wanted to show you that
you mean awhole lot to me and
you are in my heart this Valentines Day..
Love, Kornhead!

There is the neclace I made for you! =)