Random Thoughts

last updated 9.20.2002

9.20.2002 Don't get your hopes up, this is probably the last time this site will ever be updated... but in the next 3-5 years I plan to have an entire website dedicated to all that is Victor and his randomness. You said you'd always fall for the underdog... I can't believe how many people still go to this site even though it's been almost half a year since an update and about a year since a good update...weird yet true. I don't miss having to update this biatch one bit.... YET THE LEGEND OF MUMAU STILL STANDS STRONG 4.2.2002 Two updates in a row? HEY must be the money! Or lack there of. Lots of school work, but soon enough there will be a new feature. This will be better than the dog house on i promise. I'm going to track down and interview the lady who played Aunt Rachel on Family Matters. Rumor has it, she thinks she IS aunt rachel, and had to be locked up durring filming after she was found on the set butt naked with a three wheeled car, a home made copy of twister, and 300 packets of purple kool-aid.... 4.1.2002 This is the last update ever for my site as it will go down in 2 days.... april fools! 3.27.2002 Things are going to get moving for about a week here, and then i'm sure nothing will happen for a while. But what i'd really like, is to do Waynes World for a living. Shaw, and monkeys might fly out of my butt. 3.26.2002 So...Spring Break huh? Here's a list of my favorite things to do on spring break. Sleep till 1:00PM Go to bed at 5:00AM Eat good food, all day Fret over trying to find beer Take my parents beer when I have no options left Not feel guilty for taking their beer Watch many movies Complain about Mtv until I remember that we get M2 here Wish I was back in school? Play with my dog all day Take my dog to Wal-Mart Take a shower, sans sandals. Pretend I'm Jay Z and my dog is Mary J Blidge Invite Gary Coleman over to hang my really low pictures Drag race the dukes of hazard Play 'Havin A Roni' by Vanilla Ice until my dad threatens to kick my out. Play 'Big Pimpin' till he not only wants to kick me out, but says he won't pay for school. Remember why I love TLC (Dream Homes, Junkyard Wars) Remember why I hate almost every other station on TV And best of all...a queen size bed that gets passed up for the sofa in the basement every single night i'm home. 3.22.2002 90's night was a blast... I just hope that the one I'm thinking of lends a thought towards me. It's like the forbiden fruit. I forgot to claim stake and I'm paying the price. I'm not the bad guy here. I hope I'm not the bad guy here. I have no one to talk to about this................... If anyone wants to go to the MisterWin show on the 28th or the Justin Groove show on the 30th let me know. 3.11.2002 Midterm week sucks butt, but there is a light at the end of this tunnel. Perhaps a little party at chateau Harrigan on April 12th? About one month from today....this could get messy.... 3.5.2002 So, this is it. No more www.random.wzr.net. It's not www.topfives.com. Thant's TOP FIVES. Fun huh? Now I just need the time to redo the entire thing. It'll be fun.... 2.17.2002 Wow, It's been a while once again. Well this web site will be down starting March 12th. I need to find a new name for it because the fellows at wzr.net are shutting down. If you want to write them for me, and tell them to keep their stie up, you can! www.wzr.net Thanks dude. So...nothing more to say. Keep up the good werk. 1.3.2002 I typed 2001 three times right there... After some fighting with geocities, the site is back...took me a few days though. Anyway, I'd love to redo the whole thing, but really I don't see it happening. What I'd really love to do is get paid to do Waynes World. That might happen! Shaw, and monkeys might fly out of my grundle. 12.25.2001 It's 12 minutes into Christmas and I have no gifts, no sleep, and no life...as you can see by the NEW feature. At least rick doesn't have a life with me. 12.22.2001 You know...you are my Joan Jet Of Arc Do yourself a favor and check out Clem Snide, you won't be upset. Wow 'Lord of the Rings' was long as hell... Remember all thoes shitty sitcoms in the early to mid 90's that only made it through like one season, and ususaly starred stand up comedians? Me either. This season gets quite drawn out doesn't it? 12.15.2001 So this is it. One year. It does NOT seem like it's been that long. Thanks for all the support. Things will for sure change in the next year, but I'll continue to tinker with this site, I just wouldn't expect anything big to happen. There are still going to be rotating MP3's, and perhaps a few new features down the road. I think it's time for me to colaborate with some people and make one big killer site, enough of going at this solo. Thanks again. PEACE 12.7.2001 So here's a great christmastime story for you kids... when I was in 9th grade, the only thing I can remember wanting was a bass guitar. And my dad was totaly down with that, seeing as though he wished he has played an insturment when he was a lad such as myself. So after months of him telling me to save up and buy it myself (i wasn't old enough for a job btw...) he made a deal with me. At the begining of one semester, he told me that if my overall GPA was a 90 or above, he'd buy the guitar. So what I tried, I mean, I didn't kill myself over it, but I tried, and when the reportcards came in the mail, I noticed something rotten. My overall average was a 89.95. No rounding up in good ol' B'ville I guess. As I found out when I showed him, there was no rounding up in the Harrigan household either. It was no good, no guitar, only a lecture on how my grades were not what he expected them to be. Maybe we both should have lower expectations for eachother. The next day, I went and waxed grades with my bio teacher, the inflappable Mrs. Coleman. This lady was a pushover. She'd for sure find me some points, older brothers and sisters of my classmates had seen her smoking pot at Phish concerts, of course she would apreciate my need for a bass guitar. All I seem to remember about the conversation was her saying 'Don't worry about it, I can't give you any more points, but I'm sure he'll let it slide.' No slide. Next day, gym teacher. Now time was running out because I had about 36 hours before any grades could legaly get changed, so this was totaly a last resort. What I should have realized before this all went down was that even when he eventualy did raise my grade from a 95 to a 100, it wasn't enough to raise my grade past 90. Bittersweet as I eneded up even closer to the big 9-0 with a final grade of 89.97. To this day I haven't gotten the bass, or really the 90 for that matter. I associate that day with me losing all intrest in school, and I was forced to lose intrest in music. I wonder if he ever looks back on that and wishes he made a different choice.... 11.30.2001 Today is truly a sad day in my life. It effects me more than I ever thought it could. George Harrison 1943-2001. 11.12.2001 This is the first funny random.wzr.net specific story. About three months ago, someone um..pointed out to me, if you went to yahoo! or google or whatever and typed in 'Stifflers Mom Nude' random.wzr.net was the third site that would be suggested. The funniest part was that before this date, there was never anything said about Stifflers Mom or perhaps even the word Nude on this site, but it managed to come up. The best part is that it got me a ton of hits and helped me to go past my monthly rate limit for a few months from Geocities. So short story long, Stifflers Mom being so hot caused this site to get minimal updates since July. Funny how the wind blows huh? 11.12.2001 Lots of stuff will be happening soon because for the next two weeks I have little to no work due for school! If you have a page you want people to see, let me know. sph3@acsu.buffalo.edu 11.9.2001 Yowza's it's been a while once again. I kinda dig this once every 3 weeks update. It's just that, ya know, more pressing matters... like my BRAND NEW gameboy advance! yeah! i bought a light for it today so i can not only skip homework for gameboy, but sleep too! boo yeah! ANYWAY....yeah....thats about all....see ya! 10.17.2001 So it's been a while huh? Long enough for a Weezer, Ben Folds, and G-Love show to have passed I guess. Everything Reminds Me Of Her- Elliot Smith. So with no camera, this site is at kind of a stand still isn't it? With the network here, it's also hard to get onto geocities to update this shit, and I get frustrated and just quit if you dig. What else....oh yeah, I have this killer pumpkin that I'm going to take pictures of with someones camera...and put it up on this site. It's going to knock your socks off. It includes but not limited to, Pee-Wee Herman, Cindy Lauper, Corey Fieldman, ET, and Michael Jackson from the cover of Thriller. Trust me, it looks cool. Anyway..keep it real nigs. 9.26.2001 So I walk away, Far away. So I had a big test today, and I think I 'ACED IT'. Only people who go to UB know what I'm talking about, but soon, everyone will. I'm refering to the greatest picture ever taken. 'ACED IT' Anyway...after school today, we're all going to Olean to see what makes Dan Ried tick. First stop, Food Barn, second stop Radio Shack, third stop The midget house. Classic. Anyway... lot of stuff will be happening here, once I finish all 40 of my unfinished projects. I also suggest going to http://www.filmwise.com/invisibles/index.shtml because it is truly an amazing site. These guys had such a great idea. Too bad the pics are a little small. And also, that shit isn't easy to do! Oh yeah, WEEZER ROCKED. The whole city of toronto, no scratch that, the whole country of canada rocks some major socks. Anyway...keep it real. 9.20.2001 Wow, September went fast huh? I made myself a promise and I am for sure it wont happen by the end of this bastardly 30 day month. Anyway...School is mad hectic. All you kids in high school, be thankfull that you never have to do any real work, because when you go to college, you wont be ready for the amazing amounts of sleep you will be doing...or something like that. Anyway, what do ya'll think of the flash intro? It's mad simple, but there is way more to come, something very cool, but very time consuming. On a mixed note, Geocities says that I have exceeded the 3 gig transfer rate this month already, and it probably will continue to happen. This means I am getting hella more visitors, but also means that I'm probably going to have to find new web space and learn how to use a new page builder thing. Anyway...i can only hope its well worth it. If anyone wants to move west, I'll go with you. 9.19.2001 good things I'll explain tomorrow 9.11.2001 John Lennon had an idea for not only the world, not only a country, but a city (as funny as that sounds, you have to start somewhere). He beat possible deportation and against the wills of a few powerfull men, made NYC his home. He wasn't born there, but he died there, and along with his body, the spirit that he embodied also died. If he was alive today, this wouldn't have happened. Mark David Chappman gave us all original sin when he killed our prodigal son. Now 21 years later the city he loved has been dealt a blow a hundred times bigger, and hope for the city, the country, and the world seems farther than ever. Hopefully this can be our wakeup call, and we can use this for the next 2000 years as our guidelines to harmony, not destruction. I'm sorry I had to get dramatic, to be honest, I had a somber day, but nothing more. All that we're saying, is give peace a chance. 9.6.2001 NEW SONG OF THE WEEK Don't regret what you are, regret what you are not. Fall is almost upon us, and damn it feels good. Dinner at the Grand-Rents house tonight was definitly great! I wish though that I had.................. 9.4.2001 This is something I have wanted to do for a while now. It's a new feature, and it's by far my fav yet. It's the random song of the week. Every week or so, maybe less, I'm going to go upload a MP3 file to my school's web space, and link it here for ya'll to enjoy. This weeks song is Soulive Steppin. 9.4.2001 Craig to Sarah about Sean - 'Hey show him who's boss.' Sean - 'What, does she have a picture of Tony Danza in her wallet?' 9.2.2001 Whats this? A three day weekend? Awesome. Here's the funniest thing I have ever said... Craig to Dan "I just told that lady I hoped the chunks in my cookie are the size of boulders." Sean to Dan "He also told her that he guest stared on Mcguiver when he was three.... as Richard Dean Anderson's mullet." 8.28.2001 Soulive is playing a free show about 12 minutes from my school on Thursday. It is going to be AMAZING. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome, it'll sure beat the hell out of the UB football game, that much is for sure. Anyway... something has to happen to my group of friends quick, or shit could get bad. At least one of us needs to get some play to be able to tell eachother about! 8.28.2001 Wow, school totaly kicks ass. Hardest schedual by far this semester, but also a killer room and killer friends. No really, Dan once killed a little kid. Anyway, moving on, all the UB ladies hit up red jacket 553 . Thats right, the girls this year are phenominal! Other than ALL the girls I was friends with last year, my grade sucked butt for chicks. But freshman this year are tearing shit up! Too bad we're still all single. PAYCE 8.23.2001 There is about to be a major update in the 'tonight section. it's going to be cool, trust me. Anyway, I have gotten a lot of feeback latley, and people actualy say they go to this site? whether they read this or not is a whole other story but i can hope right? ;0) anyway...probably the last night of summer tonight, definilty last for most people. it was a great summer, i don't regreat anything about it. this year at UB is going to be nutz. within the first month there is going to be CMJ fest in NYC (4 days of amazing bands, like 50 shows all throught diffenent venues in NYC going to be CRAZY), then Weezer with Lindsey and Craig. Its in canada, so you cant go wrong. It'll be my 3rd time in one year seeing them, so it'll deffinitly be cool. Too bad Ozma couldn't be opening. Then Snoop dogg with the B'ville crew. Thats going to be sooooooo much fun. Thats a weekend to use cameras and shit for sure. ANYWAY... I have such a heavy schedual at school this year, I hope I can do good in everything. I'm 60% sure I'm going to drop a class cause I'm at 21 credits now OUCH right? Oh well, I have about the two coolest roomies ever, and all my friends from school are great. A whole bunch of long time b'ville friends will be up there too, i.e. pete and dan. so also, definilty going to rock. but best off, is the man, the myth, the legend, matt mumau. I forsee a good year for this man, he is going to be rockin the suburbs like no other! Anyway...it has been such a freggin laste night, its almost 4 and i still want to do some shit on this site. i guess it can wait till tomorrow. peace nigs. 8.19.2001 Justin Groove, good band. We're all proud of you Bandrew. Anyway... I want a girl with a short skirt and long jacket. 8.17.2001 See, I was gone for a little while, thats why there's a good 12 days between updates. If you got a problem with it, I can go get you a spoon so you can eat my ass. 8.5.2001 There are some chicks that you see, and KNOW they are trash. There's a certain look that only the most trashy of the trash have. Lee Ann Rhymes has it. Look at her and TELL me she wouldn't be pregrnant with her fourth child living in the backwoods of West Virginia if it wasn't for fuckign Star Search. Or was it the gong show? They should have gonged her ass. But as Scott says, she isn't an 'up-and-comming comedian'. He has a theory that no unknown commedian that was on the gong show ever got to finish their set. I think this makes perfect sense for three reasons. They have to try their hardest. They dont know when their turn is going to be up, and best of all, its funny as hell seing people get gonged. More funny than any of their rutines I'm sure. There will be new picture sections up soon. I just have to find the time to do it. biatch 8.1.2001 NEW VIC RANDOMS! 7.31.2001 I have come to the conclusion, that the all around winner of the first feature here (check the archives section) will be in fact corey feildman. why you ask would such a washed up actor deserve to win such a great award? eight words, gay spin city revenge of the nerds. whomever figures that out gets a prize. begining work on my film starts tomorrow. 'Show Us Your Cans' it's gonna be huge! 7.24.2001 The new Tonight section is open. Spur of the moment photos. Tell me what you think. 7.20.2001 TONS OF NEW VIC RANDOMS! WOW 7.20.2001 And all I really want? To have The Adventures of Pete and Pete to come out with a COMPLETE DVD SET. That would make me happy. I will though, settle for new episodes of the Family Guy, and of course Even Stevens, the Disney channels answer to E!'s wild on. Not really.... And yet I ponder, Ren, will you be mine? 7.15.2001 The party went off without a hitch, so thats good. Still ...... 7.14.2001 what gives me hope is that Waynes World 2 was actualy made. I mean, that is one crazy ass backwords movie. Think about it. Just think. A movie like, Gone With The Wind, or even Forest Gump could easily be thought of as a movie that would make a difference, but if you just heard a simple plot outline of Waynes World 2, you would think that it would probably suck. But of course it doesnt, and it blows everyone away. Not in that Final Fantasy way, but in that Wayne's World 1 type of way. And also, I think it would be SOO funny if Waynes World 1 was actualy called that when it came out, with the 1 there, like saying 'this is SO good, we are 100% sure there is going to be another one.' That was almost 10 years ago. Think about that. Almost a Decade has past since Waynes World 1, and it is still the most relevant movie of my entire life. 7.5.2001 http://bsmntmonke.diaryland.com/ go there if you want to see why I hate baldwinsville, my family, 1983 ford trucks, and puppies! wink wink 7.4.2001 So this is fun huh? 4th of July makes me upset when I'm sick. I was shocked to see the mistakes of each generation will just fade like a radio station if you drive out of range -Ani Out Of Range 7.3.2001 This could be one of three people. Please E-mail me to let me know who it is! "Sean, you know you're great, except when it comes to you comparing girls to cars who always seem to die on yah. Did you ever think that it was your driving that causes all these break downs? " UM NO? ;-) hehe anyway, happy 4th of July sluts! Don't forget what we're celebrating either! Mel Gibson biatch. 7.3.2001 Back to basics. This is my random journal right? right. You're making me miss summer already. The great expectations running in my brain will probably be smashed into a pool of bad grades and vomit. Anyway...I can't believe how quick this summer is going. I mean, I can't remember one day from the next, and all the seniors just got out of school like 2 weeks ago! I hate how I am constantly torn between school and home, and the slightest change in the weather makes me pine for what I don't have. 7.2.2001 16 hits a day or this site is over. That is the deal. 500 hits by the end of July - or www.random.wzr.net will be retired. I need to choose to focus my lazy time on one site, not 4 or 5, so by the end of July I'll know what it's gonna be. Yeah. So anyone ever see High Fidelity? I feel like rob when he is picturing Laura having the best sex ever with Ian. BLAH. 7.2.2001 Today is already off to a terrible start. Don't you hating getting disapointed when you put all your eggs in one batch? Sometimes the whole dozen ends up on your house right? Well thats how today is starting. I'm not a happy camper the past couple of days. This is my time to be grumpy. I can't be happy all the time. Too bad this comes at a time when I need a job, a new car, a new woman, and lost of money. Oh yes? Did I say new woman? Yes, my last early model Kia Sophia (nice on the outside, got nothing under the hood...) got in a wreck. I think it was due to speeding (word up slizuts). But yeah, so I need a, bust this, 'All American girl with psst...Worldly thoughts.' I need a good engine on a dependable body! This is turning into metaphor city... So yeah. The last one I had in mind didn't quite pan out. But I'm sick and wrong. Not like the hiv sick (cough first car cough). More like sick like I am so insecure about girls. I would rather be running than confronting girls I like. And trust me, I hate to run. It's beacuse the girls I think are good for me, never make any type of move. And that isn't the right girl for me, so I was wrong anyway, nothing gained, nothing lost. But what I should really be focusing on is a someone that likes to talk to me as much as i enjoy not being talked at. It's like, wow, what went wrong with this last one? Distance is a bummer eh? Call me. 6.24.2001 Built to spill. Wow. Anyway, good party last night Mumau. This kid knows how to keep shit chill. Anyway, great job to all you grads, I know it wasn't hard or anything, but at least you're getting lots of money and shit. Megan, I couldn't find your party! Where the HELL is Van Burren Park?! As soon as I got to Camilus I knew I went to far! Oh well... 6.21.2001 Fun things to do on your lunch break from work. Drive home. Go online. Update your web site for no good reason. Don't eat. Drive back. Be hungry till 10. Damn I'm smooth. 6.19.2001 Wow, I thought today was the 20th and yesterday was the 19th. Boy was I wrong! Right...so there is a lot of movin and shakin going on here, I have a new banner feature below. My dream world. I was inspired by the hottest babe around. All my lady friends looking at this, I'm sorry, but I like her better than all of you. It's all good though, cause I'm sure I have an equal chance at both this girl, and all ya'll. Sniff Sniff...it's been a barron year so far. I'm like a deer in headlights, but I'm not even anywhere near the real head lights with girls right about now. But, like the seasons, that will all chance with time. I hope. 6.17.2001 Boy am I glad I'm not a father! All this fucking excitement! Blah blah, holidays are gay. 6.16.2001 Anyway, Rochester is odd. Not a bad place, it's comfortable, but it's also kind of bland. Oh well...thanks Jen for letting us rent your house for the night! NEWDITY coming ASAP. What I need is some fawking pictures from all of you. I can't just end up with 50 pictures of girls we know without people I know giving them to me. I got web space up and shizit. It be all ready to go in a couple of hours, but no one will know the web site until I get a few more pictures to post, so that's yer job. 6.13.2001 NEW VICTOR RANDOMS BELOW... 6.9.2001 So i have gotten a good number of hits the past couple of days. I'm over 6000 total, witch is very crazy considering this site has been around for only 6 months. That means that every month is right about averaging 1000 hits, but what would be sweet, is if that would double. If you enjoy the site, just put it in your profile for a couple days, or an away message, it'll get new people onto it and a la cutco, this whole chain will help push me over 10000 by the end of summer no problem. Thanks again for all the good coments on the site, but if you have any bad ones, tell me! Also the whole High School Crush naked thing, will all be at D-bag.net once it is up. In other news, great party last night after a night in the ER because I jacked up my arm playing ball, it hurts to type, but other than that its fine. ;-) Peace in the EAST BOYYYYY 6.5.2001 Ha shit, I forgot it's my birthday in 15 mins ;-) big cards with checks, no wammies! 6.5.2001 It is once again time for me to give praise to a band... Coldplay. Simply grand. Why they released Yellow as the first single is beyond me, it's the worst song on the whole album. Anyway... I'm broken beaten down, I can't even get off the ground. Not really. Everything - is in check right now, but just my luck, the tempo will shift and things will change. Only this time, it will be for the better. There is only one puzzle piece missing - and she lives too far away for me to let her know the way I want to. 6.3.2001 I have been thinking a lot. Tons of thinking around here... lots of using my brain going on... i got ideas up the butt... actualy i have nothing much to say but that i miss school already, and that Leathal Weapon 2 is a great freggin movie. 5.25.2001 The HARDEST 7 Degrees of Kevin Bacon EVER.... Start With a movie directed by John Travolta's Brother..... The Sweeper C. Thomas Howell .... Mark Goddard The Sweeper Christopher Allport .... Grubb Christopher Allport .... Sam Jack Frost Shannon Elizabeth .... Jill Metzner Shannon Elizabeth .... Nadia American Pie Jennifer Coolidge .... Stifler's Mom Jennifer Coolidge .... Sister Sister Plump Fiction Sandra Bernhard .... Bunny Roberts Sandra Bernhard .... Angel Dutton The House Of God Kathryn Dowling .... Molly Kathryn Dowling .... Barbara Diner Kevin Bacon BOO YEAH 5.24.2001 If I was someone that an amusment park would consider special, like Joey Fatone or Burt Renyolds, this is what I would do. I would walk up to say, Epcot with my family, all decked out in the hats with the Goofy ears on them and such, and grab the nearest family walking in and tell the people at the park, who obviously were going to give me special compesnation, although we all know someone like Burt Renyolds doesn't need it, to let this family in for free, and treat them like they are stars. This would be an easy and great career move in that the people would be forever fans, and they would tell people of the good things I have done and such, and win me a lot of respect from the middle class white familys of America. 5.23.2001 New Ben Folds album September 11th! I'm going to be working on 3, count em 3 new sites, 1 by myslef and 2 helping others so this site is going to take the backburner once again, there will be constant updates, but nothin huge. PEAS 5.22.2001 OK I have one beef with Happy Days, other than the fact that Joanie wasn't the star (she was mad hot...). Ok here it goes, you need to follow me on this one...k...look here it goes... alright, in Arnolds, there are two bathroms obviously. A 'Guys' and 'Girls'. But as everyone knows, the 'Guys' room was the Fonz's office first and formost and a bathroom a distant second. Whenever Richie had a problem, he could just walk in, and turn to the LEFT and he was in the bathroom. He obviously had to turn to the left because the 'Guys' bathroom was to the LEFT of the girls room. The problem with this is, whenever they had an interior shot of the bathroom, the guys walked into the room, and turned to the RIGHT. Now how could this possibly be? Well honestly it couldn't and all the shows producers should say they are sorry for messing with kids minds. It is totaly an anti-girl subliminal message because they are saying that like their bathroom door, they are only good as a front. They aren't deep becasue they would get in the way of guys, and in this case, the guys room. Now I'll have a little link to the picture that explains all of this at the top. 5.19.2001 At least when it's cold out, you can try to make yourself warm. 5.19.2001 Wow Rivers looked so scared on SNL tonight. Oh well. My favorite line of the night 'I'm sorry, we don't hire dirty centors.' That is the most random thing I have heard of in a long ass time. I deffinitly recomend getting the Coldplay album 'Parachutes' it's freggin great. There are so many new albums comming out that I want to dive into, but I'm like 6 months behind with that, and now that I have 91 free CD's (Thanks Kari!) I'm going to get even further behind. Why does it take so much stregnth to clean your own room? Like I am 90% sure that if your friend was like 'come over and help me clean my room' it wouldn't be great, but it wouldn't be terrible ya know? But then when you have to clean your own room it is such pain. It's even worse when your parents ask you to do it, cause they you are terribly obligated. I need to stop writing about it, and just do it. Anyway, Bsmntmonke@hotmail.com write me about the page and tell me what would be great for a feature cause i'm out of ideas. 5.18.2001 "Why are you so far away from me? I need help and you're way across the sea." True lyrical expression is when your mind gets along with your heart. It takes a true fan of music to notice when this actualy happens. The Ups and Downs. 'Don't let me down. I couldn't take much more than love.' Off to a 'party' tonight. I am incrediably un-enthusiastic if you couldn't already tell. Where is my last puzzle peice? 5.13.2001 Alright, so Summer is here, and I'm settled down and shit. I got a computer in my room, but no internet yet, so I don't know how often this is going to be updated, but I'm sure it will happen enough. I am starting to feel obligated to write here sometimes, but other times its great to have a place to vent. Anyway... I want to go to the Area One Festival in Toronto on July 22ed, someone let me know. What I want to do is sell my car, so e-mail me with the best offer! ;0) anyway... How did Spy Kids do well? What the foink? Anyway....blah blah...I miss my friends from school, especialy the boys from 10 and the girls from 3. I'll see you all soon enough I'm sure so keep your chin up, or you might hit a pole. 'I don't like this air, but that doesn't mean I'll stop breathing it.' - Center Of the Universe by Built to Spill...totaly fantastic. Jake world will hapen some day, I am 100% sure of that. Somethings are being worked out, I'm learning flash, and I'm not in a rush...so just wait, and it'll be worth it. WEEZER and REM come out on Tuesday. Weezer needs the sales, but REM's album is fantastic. keep that in mind ya'll. 5.1.2001 "Words and what they try to say swept out the window, down the slant of the roof." - Rumi. Sometimes this is so true. What we say and what we do are a precent of a precent of who we are. Actions speek louder than words, but feelings are a blowhorn next to the mime of actions. Mimes are fun. My third favorite song I have ever made up goes like this, "Jay had sex with a mime, Made the mime talk and say 'No'." Oh god that is so funny. I can't get over the nice weather. Someone tell me if anyone actualy reads this. 4.30.2001 "It is the springtime of my loving" - Led Zep...the rain song...ab fab. anyway - my time at school is getting less and less...I am glad I brought my camera though, HOME MADE PORN! j/k but I'm going to put them all up on this site, mug shot style, and have a little fun about it. I hope that everyone comes back next year - even doobs and kaleb - althought that wont happen. Everyone I'm going to miss you all, and I am especialy upset that I am going to miss one person in particular. The janitor. (kidding...) The janitor has cleaned many a pubic hair out of the bathroom, puke off doors, and toe nail clippings out of his nose hairs. He is a man amoungst men. He is of god like stature. Janitor man, we salute you. 4.25.2001 School is almost done. Hm... I am split on how excited about that I am. Anyway... My favorite part about that new Christian Agularereareistic, Pink, Lil Kim, Mia song is at the end when they introduce themselves with a shreak. It's like "PINK....WERHHAROOOAOOOOO" then it's like... "LIL KIM......WHAT WAH WHA WHA WHEROOOOOO" And on that note... I wonder if her parents call her Lil when they call her. That would just be weird. I guess I can't judge though because I am going to see Mya on Saturday. Fuckin Gey I know...but she is a babe, and Outkast will be there too. 4.19.2001 The site reminds me too much of winter. I don't know. Updates will be less, but still stop by, getting hits makes me smile. I want to say what i just can't say. Lates 4.18.2001 Soon summer will be here, and you'll still be dear, but please always stay near, unless you are gay, aka queer. JUST KIDDING god... anyway you guys could make features if you wanted and I would totaly put them up on this page. Oh and if anyone wants to design a logo for Bobby's new page www.TheCoolTable.com go right a freggin head. 4.18.2001 So it goes. It has been a while huh? Even as I am writing this I am thinking about crap I have to do. It just piles up like a mo-fo. 10 page film paper due soon is knocking at my front door. Good think I can still sneak out the rear window huh?! Blah anyway...well hm... i honestly just don't have that much to say. I hope my cat doesn't die... 4.9.2001 I love the new banner at the top of this page. Kids...alcohol is bad. It makes silly people turn mean. 4.9.2001 The Green Album will kick you on your ass. Just don't say I didn't warn you. Anyway...I don't know whats up, nor do I care to know I guess. I think that I might actualy stab my roomie in his eye today. What kind of moron turns the TV on, loud, then turns his music on louder, then gets up and turns the TV up higher to compensate for the loud radio. So I have a devised a little plan. It's called Crazy Train Hyponoretard. I play Crazy Train by Ozzy at 90% volume on a repeat, till he leaves the room. It worked 2 times already. I think he just doesn't have the mental ability to realize that some of us might ACTUALY have work to do, and we don't want to hear TuPac ALL day. It's really especialy great how he calles African Americans by racial slurs, but then its great when he doesn't own a song by a white person. He doesn't think that smoking opium in the room is bad. He doesn't think that keeping the radio and TV on past 5:00 and on through his falling asleep is wrong, with 3 other people tying to sleep in here. I hope that his wife is barron so this fucking monkey doesn't procreate. Other than that, it's a really nice day out! 4.5.2001 Wonderful words from Andrew. Amazing. i pooped so big that im famous on my floor. i flushed the bastard then went into my room. half an hour later eight guys from my floor ran in my room screaming that someone was gay because the shit was too big to come from a virgin ass. i thought i had flushed but i remembered that the poo was quite large so i checked it out and yup it was mine, just the main turd though, three flushes later it was still sitting pretty at the bottom of the bowl. I AM THE MAN 4.4.2001 New vic randoms! So the porn wont work on geocities...but i'll find a place to house it. peace 4.3.2001 HUGE change at www.random.wzr.net there is a special secion of nude pictures not to be viewed by minors. they are pictures of girls that kids my age graduated with naked from all around. I only have one now, soon to be 2 and 3 so HURRY and send away! tell your friends! 4.3.2001 Things can be odd and cool at the same time. But speaking from the soul is harder than speaking your mind. And my mind is about on empty so its going to be soon when the soul reserves comes out i'm thinking. I am not sure about that one yet. Someone IM me and tell me what you think this site could use. 10-Q 4.1.2001 Happy B-Day Sarah. Awesome Salami quote of the hour: "street light banana fighter" (as said to an arresting police officer at the 1995 maridigras in new orleans) 3.28.2001 Well... I guess not everyone enjoys this site. Smithy Chic: and the website... you dont get hits because it sucks. I don't have to laugh any more for this year after that one. 3.27.2001 Title Page now because my server is being gay. Oh well, it is just something else for me to do i guess. 3.27.2001 I think that the easiest job in the world is Plus Size Model. Like Andrew said, all you have to have is "Nice face bones." I mean seriously, these girls are paid to be normal. It's like taxi driver that doesn't drive a taxi. 3.26.2001 JAKE GOLDMAN 2001 BALDIWNSVILLE BATTLE OF THE BANDS CHAMPION 3.23.2001 Tonight is the night. If you are anywhere near B'ville go to the Battle and see my man Jake. BTW Jake World had a damn HTML setback and won't be up for a little while, but it's going to be good. This is what the man said .... Grumper06: ok im doing this for you tonight. I feel like a school girl. Well, ok just a girl. I JUST WANNA DANCE. 3.22.2001 Tell your friends about this site if you like. And then they tell two people, and they tell two people, and they tell two people. Get it? Sorry for the cheezy rip off of a Waynes World rip off but come on... 3.21.2001 NEW RANDOM BY VIC 3.21.2001 I am totaly obsessed with That Dog. They are so fantastic. Anyway, use the link at the bottom and E-mail victor about how much you miss his random thoughts. Something will click in his head. Just make a list of 10 random things, and he will take them and use them to get his mystical powers back, I'm sure of it. 3.20.2001 This is what the master Blaster himself Jake Goldman told me today. It rivals victor, but as he explains, he has shit on his mind. "Grumper06: i lubricate myself and then enjoy the soothing sounds of the eurthymics" 3.18.2001 Francis: Morning Pee-wee. Pee-wee: Hello Francis Francis: Today's my birthday, and my father said I can have anything I want. Pee-wee: Good for you and your father. Francis: So guess what I want. Pee-wee: A new brain! Francis: No. Your bike. Pee-wee: Ha ha! HA HA HA! Ha Ha Ha! (Rolling On Ground In Laughter) Francis: Oh what's so funny, Pee-wee? Pee-wee: It's not for sale, FRANC-IS! Francis: My father says everythings negotiable, PEE-WEE! (brandishing money) Pee-wee: I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred, billion, million, trillion dollars! Francis: Then you're crazy! Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're a nerd! Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're an idiot! Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis and Pee-wee: I know YOU are, but what am I? (5 times) Pee-wee: Infiniti. PW & Francis: No, I'm not, you are. PW & Francis: No, why... PW & Francis: Knock it off. PW & Francis: Cut it out. Francis: Oh shut up, Pee-wee! Pee-wee: Why don't you make me? Francis: Why don't you make me? Pee-wee: Because! I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em! Francis: Oh Pee-wee, listen to reason. (Pee-wee pretends he's listening to something else) Com' on! Pee-wee: Shhhhhh! I'm listening to reason. Francis: PEE-WEE! Pee-wee: That's my name, don't wear it out. Francis: (desperately) Remember the first time I saw your bike? You were riding past my house and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?! Pee-wee: I love that story. Heheh. (Pee-wee begins to ride away from Francis) Francis: YOU'LL BE SORRY, PEE-WEE HERMAN! Get your own Pee-Wee doll! http://zap2it.studiostore.com/product/DLPWH0001/b.FAVORITES%20KIDSSTUFF%20PEEWEEHERMAN/s.QCdOI7VO 3.18.2001 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. So anyway, I went to torotno on friday and it is the best city in the world. I honestly want to live there sometime soon. Maybe summer between sophmore and junior years. Anyway I am, like Victor, feeling a random draught. There is now way to make yourself be funny, unless you were once on Full House. I tell ya, Bob Saggat rivals people like Alan Thicke and Gary Coleman. Maybe he deserves his own random.wzr.net feature? Perhaps. I could look for some quotes of his where he is swearing doing stand up, and mix it in with quotes of him talking to his kids on full house. "Dee Jay, have you ever sucked dick for weed? Now go appologize to Kimmy." or somethin like that. I think its worth a shot. If anyone wants to make a feature I'll put it on my page. And if anyone wants to, please help my site get more hits. I'm about about 12 a day and blah its just blah. 10-Q 3.14.2001 I got the greatest Random HQ focused compliment today by this cook i met at a resturant. "I've never laughed so hard while not on drugs" Now THATS what I am talking about. 3.13.2001 Vic needs help, go to the bottom of the page to see why! 3.13.2001 Wow, over 1000 hits. I am kinda proud. SO everyone tell your friends and lets see if I can get another 1000 by the end of april. SO BLAH someone tell me what they want me to do on this page and i will do it. 3.12.2001 Remember, the grass still grows benieth the snow. 3.8.2001 Make sure to check the box WAY at the bottom for victors random thoughts, they by far shadow anything I have done on this page. 3.8.2001 Ok First off, I decided to make a feature today cause i got some feedback on my site and people seem to enjoy the site, and i guess its my fault for being born under a bad sign that i havent done many features this year. they are kind of anoying and only like...1 out of 4 or 5 are funny. Anyway, this one is only funny if you read it all, and so the one person that does that, tell me what you think! Oh yeah, and I'm almost up to 1000 hits, thats kinda coo. I need to like just get my name out so i get like 100 hits a day for a week, that would make me giddy. So you all can help wit that. SONG OF THE DECADE: MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS BY THAT DOG 3.7.2001 IT WAS SOOO GOOD! 3.7.2001 I saw Weezer, and I still almost cried, out of pure joyfull bliss. Could be the best show I have ever been to. I can't begin to explain the dynamics of these three bands, Ozma, The Get Up Kids, and Weezer. It was my 3 hours of heaven for this year. 3.5.2001 If I don't see Weezer I'm going to cry. 3.3.2001 JAKE WAS ROBBED. 2.27.2001 Everyone check out Victors stuff, its classic. E-mail him really quick and tell him what you think too, he wants to hear from you all. This gives me inspiration to work on my web site. 2.25.2001 More stuff from Victor. He is one funny kid. 2.25.2001 New section devoted to Victor on the front page. Its the most random thoughts from the most random kid. 2.20.2001 Do you have to love men to cut hair? Christ I want just one "stylist" to talk sports with me and not in a stalker like fassion ask my age, and previous citys I have lived in and what size socks I wear. 2.17.2001 I just made a new feature cause it's beena a while. It's not at all funny, but I just didn't want people to think that I totaly quit. Oh well. I am still really sick, so that explains my lack of creativity. Anyway. Bye 2.11.2001 Check out my little link to the right to see the history of Jake Goldman. He is a god. A man amoung men. Jake. Well everyone just look cause its kinda funny. 2.9.2001 I put my picture on www.makeoutclub.com just for shits cause its all the rage with my emo friends. Emo is about to become entirely way too mainstream. Part2. I was just thinking about how i havent done anything fun on this site in a while. But i was also thinking that i want a perfect lawn when i get older so i better just stop thinking. 2.7.2001 Whenever a web site closed down, the person was like "i dont have the time or money to do this anymore." I always hated that, but now I understand what they mean. With my busy schedual of putting off work and playing Fifa 2001, it's hard to think of stuff for the page. Actualy no, its just a pain doing it. If anyone wants to contribute to the site, your more than welcome. Also, Ozma has a new song out today, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW...its GREAT get it at www.mp3.com/ozma. Coo 2.1.2001 The shortest month is always the best. I enjoy it. I'm going home this weekend out of pure questionable misscomunication. I don't want to be at either place, but I guess home is MORE like a vacation than staying here... SO ANYWAY ozma's new cd is going on sale tomarrow, but they wont start to ship it till the 20th. god damn ozmonians. weezer is almost done with their new album too! yeah! and i will see both of them, AND the get up kids in march. boo-yeah. and im going to see moxy in toronto in feb! so wow this should be a fun month. i hope. my fav line from a song is "i wrote a song for me....blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah." ben lee is the man. that aussie fucker. 1.30.2001 So The super bowl is over, artie is over, and my classes are over for today. soon this site will be a meer memory because www.thecooltable.com will become a reality! someday... tell EVERYONE about this page, lets see if i can break 1000 hits by febuary 28th?! eh its worth a shot! 1.22.2001 So today I watched a great old french movie in Film Class. It was so funny. There is a part where they are in a bedroom on a boat and an old guy gets yelled at for having a picture of a naked woman. The Capitan says "What is this?" and he says "It is a picture of me as a little boy!" and they Captain replys by saying "Oh, I didn't recognize you with long hair." Oh it was classic. Ok so go to my GW page and then check out my Banners page and tell me what one you enjoy the most. 1.19.2001 I haven't had a new feature in a while, but I'll try and do one tomarrow. I already quit rock music because it was mind-numbingly boring. So I want to take Journalism. It is more relevant anyhow. Check out the most epic debate of all time at the bottom of this page. Tell me what you think. 1.18.2001 So yeah, last night, very late here on the east coast, I interviewed the 5 coolest kats around Ozma. It went off ok, i was just so nervous. I havent been this nervous since i met fleming and john. when i intervewed Sean Nelson from Harvey Danger, it was in person, and i was calm and collective. I just have the most respect for Ozma because they are everything I always wanted to be, but never had the guts to be. I mean, they are stoping school to tour with WEEZER. Ugh...maybe in another life.. 1.15.2001 Hey yo. Waz up. Cool. I hate IM convo's that are like that. I also hate people that don't promptly respond to IM's because they want to appear as if they have something more important to do. Don't you? Anyway - It's my frist day back at school and I had a blast! Oh well, not every day can be boring and un-productive! I'm going to keep the picture of the day casue it could be my fav pic of all time. I want a girl like that. Speaking of girls, I want a girlfriend. Like - any kind. I don't want to seem desperate, cause I'm totaly not, but I think that I could use someone other than my parents to make me feel guilty about living! ;-). Oh well. I'm going to go to bed, it IS 3:16am. But hopfuly in like...8 hours I'll be on my way to the ski hill. Wow thats werid how capital i's and lowercase L's are the same thing. That's I'll. 1.11.2001 To this day, people give Gary Coleman way too much credit. I mean wow - the lil guy got his own cartoon show. Ok ok so the host of Family Fued (not the dead ones, the new one Louie (Holy shit thats alot of non-consitents)) had his own, but really... Gary Coleman? Ugh. Anyway - Pete Purin, stop by before Sunday! I haven't seen you in a while bro. Also, I freggin hate it when people who think they are funny are afraid to waste jokes on small groups of people. Example. You have this great plan for a prank or something, something that would only be funny once, but you know it will have people talking. Rather than pull it off perfectly when your around only 2 people, you wait to do it in front of 30 at a party. Why? If you get it over with, it forces you to be more original. 1.7.20001 New idea for the page - Fredie Prinze shrine? I mean, put some coo ass monkey hot freestyles in the guestbook huh? Thats what i thought. Anyway, Check out the new feature, there is the best story that goes with it, but i'll tell it later. Also, Ozma was officaly named the 2ed Opening band for the Yahoo! Outloud tour staring Weezer! Now I actualy get to see Ozma live. This is a great thing. 1.6.2001 I did some free STYLE today Mr. peacock in the house like no one else, tie a string along his thing and add some bells. you'll hear him ringin from behind like this and that if you stick it in your mouth get ready to take it from the back. AND biggie fries biggie drink biggie burger and dick, when you mess with the germans you be messin with rick. know how to respect and we'll spare all your children, mess some more and you'll be out on the skids. 1.3.2001 It is way too cold to go sledding. Oh well. Sometimes I wish I could finish a book a day, then maybe I would read, but thats why I am content with the comics in the paper, cause they only take 10 seconds each to read. 1.2.2001 So my day today is boring, BUT I got to talk to Star, the keyboardist of the band that just opened for Weezer, Ozma. Check it out in the new features. And tell people about this site ok! My 200 hits in like 6 months is embarassing (just joshin) 1.1.2001 What an odd date to type. Anyway, back from the LBC er i mean Tampa Bay and New Years Eve has come and go. My Christmas presents still aren't here yet, we were gone the day UPS tried to drop them off....so blah that to heck. If I can get my scanner to work, I have a couple things that will be the funniest things on the page. Link this site to your friends so they can just see what nerds B'ville produces. If you want to experience the world of Johny Bang Bang, go here and tell em Remy Nightstick sent ya http://members.tripod.com/Jakenile/Jakenile/. 12.24.2000 9:46PM OK so tomarrow I leave for FL, and I don't want to go. Oh well. So this site will be boring for, well forever, but it wont be updated till like next Saturday. wah wah. Check out how much fun I had with my webcam! 12.22.2000 12:52AM Badly Drawn Boy kicks ass. In reference to the um...important question of what Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget looks like, and how they should have a video game for PSX2 about it.. Fleming and John: it would be better if it was like a new PSX2 game and it was impossible and it took the world by storm, and they didnt demask him Fleming and John: god i need to find a woman God I do... I'm putting an add out in the school paper that is going to say; "Am I Hot Or Not 9.9 seeking SMART, confident, good looking woman to keep me in line. I must be intimidated (not beacuse you are emo, but because you are a goddess) and on a side note, I will bring you out to the parking lot, and if you pick your favortie car in the lot, and it is mine, you win, and you can have me to be whatever it is that you want. Hint Hint fuzzy stearing wheels, 13 ball on the shifter." That might happen. I need someone that is confident enough to believe me when I say they are beautiful. And someone who enjoys 80's movies and GOOD music can help. Oh well, a boy can dream. 12.21.2000 11:17AM So the first time in a long time I got up early enough to see my dad go to work, and happened to catch The Dr. Laura Devil People Eat Your Kids Show or something like that. Needless to say, I was quite humored to see that this lady actualy had a show, between Regis and The View non-the less. Anyway, there is a new feature explaining her climb to fame, and some very revelaing, and interesting links. Hey the poll thing isn't working right now, but to help my friend feel a little better it was going to be "Is Courtney Smith Fat" and there was only going to be the choice "No." We all know thats what the votes would be anyway. So feel better, PMS blows (oh my god im freggin kidding simmer down). So Ya'll drop me a line and tell me what you think about the site. 12.20.2000 12:37am This is my new site set up, you like? Well I don't care if you like. No really, this is going from random to structured, it's kind of scary huh? Anyway, I am always great at desgining things for OTHER people! Funny how that works, I couldn't make a good looking website if i needed to. Oh well. Someday I will harness my power and use it for something creative...maybe like training for the Tour De France. That was my ode to Pee-Wee for the day I guess. Bye

12.25.2001 How to build a dog castle

12-22-2001 New Sean Kemp Reports Pee-Wee Herman Conan Obrien My Third Grade Class Steven Hawkings Scott Beardsly Papa Smurf 5/9 regulars on the show Taxi Forest Gump Bilbo Baggins John Candy Fat Boy Slim Oprah's Bank Account 11-12-2001 This is now going to be a running list of Sean Kemp's kids. Susanne Summers John Ritter Robin Williams Corey Feildman Ben Affleck Scott Beardsly Jill Scott ?uest Love Jim Carey Ron Howard Rivers Cuomo Michael Jackson 8-23-2001 Bands you might want to check out soon. So you can brag to everyone that you knew of them before they blew up. Ozma Owsley Turin Brakes Kenna 6-13-2001 Some of Vic's and my terms. Grundle Buster Ass Blitzer Sac Terminator Anal Charmer Box Cutter Cunt Bunter Chode Cruncher And the old school snowboarding/rollerblading trick 360 pubecent circle off the clownbox. 5-24-2001 'Every couple nights or so you know you pop into my dreams, I just can't get rid of you like you got rid of me, but then, all is fair, all is fair in love.' 5-1-2001 I haven't even gotten started on 10% of thoes CD's! Its flipping great. Anyway... I heart you. 4-25-2001 Sean Got 91 free CD's yesterday. 91! Isn't that crazy! Now I wont be so bored this summer. THANKS KARI 4-5-2001 READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS 4-5-2001 Oh my god i say some of the funniest things when i am really tired..... Fleming and John: anything going on Ride8dwn: nope Fleming and John: piss bubbles Fleming and John: did your dad ever call you missy when he yelled at you? stars are crying: missy was my nickname...so he didnt use it when he yelled at me Fleming and John: oh but still Fleming and John: its so cliche, its so funny, like they are not good enough to be called their own name Fleming and John: "get you your room, Missy" stars are crying: haha stars are crying: i dont think i ever got that Fleming and John: oh... Fleming and John: my sisters did stars are crying: thats awesome though Fleming and John: yeah Fleming and John: that was really funny... Fleming and John: they probably thought that they had a friend named missy that was being a bitch stars are crying: haha i have a friend named missy Fleming and John: was she a little brat stars are crying: what do you suppose her parents yelled when they got mad? stars are crying: no she wasnt Fleming and John: "get to bed, alison" stars are crying: haha Fleming and John: na probably like "petra" or something stars are crying: wierd Fleming and John: maybe they called her chrissy, like they were going to yell CHRIST and they just turned it into her name The Disney Channel Spanish has recently been sued by parents for blind children for not proporly explaing what the term "Little PP and his Clam Flavored Friends" was really about. Here is a sample of what they heard. "OH P P! OH OH P P! Stick the fish in the hole and make the mouse come out you silly P P." Kriss Kross found dead at bottom of Billboard top 1040324. Associated Press In a shocking revelation, Kriss Kross has turned country music and have found themselves at the very bottom of the Billboard album charts. According to Sound Scan, they didn't sell even one album. Appaerntly after buying so muck ill fitting backwords clothing, they couldn't even afford to buy one of their own albums... Hopefully the next single "That Brad Chick From Hey Dude is HOTT" will chart higher than last. Down with Darkwing Duck. Don't be one of thoes kids who thinks they are cool because they say some semi-retro garbage like Darkwing Duck is good. If you want good, watch The State. If you want great, watch The State. If you want garbage, watch Rick Moeller dance around in Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers underwear. If you want super garbage, watch Darkwing Duck. I am currently in the market for an early 1980's model girl. Tall, or kinda short would work. Dark or light hair. Apreciates a good movie, a perfect album, and a www.amihotornot.com 9.9. Also looking for a medium maintance girl, prefereably one that attends the University At Bufflo, and is smart enough to know that when a guy says "Your not fat!" he sometimes means it. Someone get back to me on this one. Ugh please. The Beatles are the number one selling music artist of 2000. As much as I think that the Beatles are the greatest band ever, and that there wont be a better band, it is so sad that this is the state of music. Oh, and on a side note, I actualy enjoy Madonna's new single. Yeah yeah....

11.12.2001 Where Are They Now - Budnick

9.12.2001 The Legend of Mumau

5.24.2001 What's your anti-drug part 2 and 3 Totaly Rad,tell freinds

happiness track 7 have you ever felt before that everyone around you knows the deal except you and it makes you feel like a moray eel green and blue but listen up because i know just how it feels to want more than you have in life have you ever felt uncool on the way to school, you drag your feet around. sometimes you act like a fool just to get her to look over at you but listen up because i know just how it feels to be the only one without a clue happiness is when you're not stressed though you messed up many things and all the rest you can forget 'cause its not worth suffering maybe i'm not all that you expect me to be but one day i'll show you all i can be

In a very short time, this will be blowing up with vic-isms such as... 'Modern Day Pirates' Summer is over, and Vic wants to retire the randoms! Oh no! Everyone write him at VA888@aol.com and convince his ass not to stop, or at least come up with something even better! SUMMER SEMESTER - While Vic's at college, he'll continue to send randoms. NEW ONES Moe from the Simpsons fly kicked me in the grill after I made fun of his mom A 1987 Volkswagon Rabbit is currently under investigation after alledgly recieving "sexual favors" along with Patrick Ewing of the Orlando Magic. The "sexual favors" took place at the infamous club in Atlanta run by the Gambino crime family of NYC. Did Patrick Ewing really tape that up before the game?? or is it a Myth? Doc and Grumpy of Snow White were found laying on the side of Washington DC's beltway high on Monday July 29 intoxicated and mumbling a plot to assasinate bambi Kaplan the prestigious company responsible for the preperation of high school studnets across the country for the SAT's is producing a new book. The new book will prepare high schoolers how to pump ass. Grudle busted by a cow is no walk in the park In the words of Aunt Jemima....always lick the syrup like a champ...ya heard? At exactly midnight tonight i am going to plug a whale's blowhole with moldy orange juice. yo quiero taco bell i stuck my finger in caribou dung i swear to my allah, Dragonballz is a homosexual, its just a form of JapAssimation The instant message icon was caught up in a sexual scandal with the dog from yo soy el perro 6.10.2001 Yesterday I was sniffing hippopotamus semen with the Dutch Boy paint kid. I sprained my ankle jerking off on a patio chair. ODB is paralyzed from the waist down after getting grundle busted with a sprite can. I broke Dexters Labritory. I got kicked off of AOL for looking at illegal Cactus Porno. 4.30.2001 One of my randoms. Remember that time that Lucy kicked Ricky in the balls for buying the new G'n'R tape? 4.30.2001 If Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and broke just his grundle, would all the kings horses and all the kings men try and scotch tape it back together again? 4.4.2001 He-Man lost his tooth brush in the back seat of Metallica's horse carriage My potato launcher was malfunctioning and started spewing out aboriginal tongue 4.3.2001 This is Jakes Random submission... make me a sandwich and quit bitching about the paper im tired of it, when i say get it, you get it 'fore i shove my foot so far up your ass laces will come out your nose. you hear me? And quit cooking my damn eggs so raw i hate that dont make me send you to a home. hey one time i was sitting in the front seat of a car and some asshole pulls up and says bitch if you ever go to kentucky fried chicken i swear i will make a sandwich out of your testacles my doctor says itching is ok but when it bleeds tell yo mama come ok then i was like hey whatever dont ever come here with that "oh i play pro baseball and i could make a dummy out of paper mache" look and can you believe this one dude tells me, me jake me im not the king of prussia but rather orange julius is! the audacity i called him a whore ass whore well... a little different than what we are used to from victor...but thanks Jake! 4.1.2001 I fell on a gatorade bottle and started bleeding glue My cd spindle was condemned from the park because a little kid fell trying to do a 490.5 etch a sketch spin off of it Dikembe Mutumbo played monopoly on top of my grill with elmo at the staples center 3.30.2001 My mouse pad beat me in a game of knock out at larry birds house The irish coffee at starbucks was originally in the french revolution 3.27.2001 My toilet is the background of the last scene in return of the jedi My seven illigitamate children are currently playing the banjo for james taylor 3.26.2001 the life and times of the sony discman can be viewed on the discovery channel after you breakdance The archimedes principal of bouyent forces is a hoax My wife's dog microwave's popcorn for elton john I once ran over a duck billed palatypus with my K2 fattys 3.21.2001 In the post standard a new section was created in order to promote the new and improved Pencil Eating tortoise with a 6 inch clit My stick of beef jerky once spoke to me in german after three bites If the phone book was three inches thicker one would be able taste the rainbow Former president Raymour and Flannigan were once again attacked by an oversized almond joy tuesday march 20th 3.20.2001 V A 888: hey man..........i'd have to say that the transition from winter sports to spring sports has tremendously affected my ability to create humorous thoughts for your site.......but dont worry evenutally something will triger the thoughts in my head.......In the words of Arnold Schwarzneger "I'll Be Back" 3.13.2001 V A 888: Backstage at the grammy's this year AJ from the backstreet boys was found eating a duracell battery from Busta Rhymes uncle V A 888: I'm really trying hard but its not coming naturally V A 888: as if i have to force myself V A 888: these quotes are getting harder and harder V A 888: whats my motivation? THATS RIGHT, What is Vic's motivation? Write to him and tell him it will get better. Just follow the link below! 3.5.2001 Supposing superbowl sunday changes to a thursday will the mating rituals of the blue footed boobies become effected? I was about to work for meals on wheels tommorow morning but then i realize bo jackson is coming over to teach me how to play cricket Jimmy Superfly Snuka the World wrestling federations superstars was in court last tuesday awaiting his trial for sodomizing a tree of the coast of tonga 3.3.2001 My pet frog's last words were.......JAMES BROWN Remember that the 10th hole of the golf course is the hangout of all the keebler elves You know whats sick?? Ben and Jerry Boof! If fools fall and love what the fuck do smart people do? New hip hop underground DJ Flunkmaster sex has a court date set on march 31st for the sadomy of a 1994 dodge dynasty Stever Urkel is appearing on the new hit series Anal Poacher where he attacks various bungholes across the streets of Joe, Montana 2.29.2001 Supposing we brought Thomas Jefferson back to life do you think he would be able to take on hollywood hulk hogan? Does Bill Gates Vigorously dunk his doughnuts? Kid Rocks mom teaches retarded kids the alphabet in the weight room at my cousins girlfriends high school 2.27.2001 Who the fuck put charles in charge? Which dolph lungren would win........He-Man or Ivan Drago? Does Gary Coleman have pubic hair? 2.26.2001 I once caught a harlem globtrotter stealing Sobe adrenaline rush from the mini mart......now i can say my life is complete I once named my favorite lacrosse stick Susan but then all i saw was Brook Sheilds face so I sold it! If offspring can go to Harvard......why the hell cant I? Why does cupid only come out on valentine's day??? does he have something he's hiding? 2.25.2001 In desperate times and situations one can use the ink from their printer to signal lassie for 6 cans of mountain dew The filter of my coffepot was once used by harrison ford in his hit movie the fugitive in order to cover up the poop stain after crashing in the prisoner train I know Tupac Shakur is still alive.......I coulda sworn I saw him riding his razor scooter down van wie drive west 2.24.2001 what about roger maris's hot dog stand? What category would Horatio Zanzibar Jones fall into when dealing with vanilla wafers? I once referred to my kodak advantix as William Jefferson Tucker My learners permit along with my high tetris score combined create Macguyvers secret poo sauce Nas's new hit single OOCHIE Walla Can now be purchased from snapple krackle or pop!

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