| MY PERSONAL FAVORITES |
| Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why Jughead wears that crown-looking hat all the time: he's the king of queen Archie's world.~Chasing Amy |
| It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insimination.~Wayne's World |
| All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it...or a small hose...as long as it works.~Now and Then |