ED BYRNE

Here is what Ed had to say on the World Cup Comedy, it's not all here but give me a chance and i'll finish getting it up.

All my favourite vices are legal ones er you know I smoke er stuff like that I do smoke I know I shouldn't I have thought about giving up smoking er but I decided not to cos I'm not a quitter you know I start something I stick with it see her to the end yeah I mean I know every cigarrette I smoke takes 5 minutes off me life but I also know it takes 10 minutes to smoke it clear 5 minute net gain I reckon and people say it's very bad for lungs and it is indeed but you can't take them with you when you go that's what I say people get so hung up on materialistic thing they really do well I have to say I er I say even though it's legal it is legal smoking you know some places you can't really do it like America very anti-smoking in America ooh like cigarrettes they'll kill ya, guns yeah we can have them you know you got America like California it's illegal to smoke in a bar in a bar that is you know I can understand that there's places your not supposed to smoke like an oxygen tent or a dynamite factory that's been soaked in petrol that's fair enough but a bar I was in a bar in Los Angeles once and I went to light up a cigarrette and the guy goes uh you can't smoke that in here you'll have to take it outside it's the law I'm like fair enough and I was on me way out and he goes but you can't take your beer outside and I'm like oooh you're just trying to annoy me now aren't ya.