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It's understood, I said it many ways Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay I said I'd leave, I could never leave her And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her ~ But this I ask, it's what I want to know How would you feel, if I should choose to go Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely Another guy, you think he'd wanna fight me ~ She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go, it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train ~ I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice My dad used to give me all of his advice He would say "you gotta turn your back and run now Come on, son, you haven't got a chance now" ~ She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train ~ She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train ~ Need a girl that I can train Need a girl that I can train Turn your back and run now You haven't got a chance now ***** DON'T LEAVE ME Don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home I'll be fine, it's not the first Just like last time, but a little worse ~ And she said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said "don't let my door hit your ass" ~ One more chance, I'll try this time I'll give you yours, I won't take mine I'll listen up, pretend to care Go on ahead, I'll meet you there ~ And she said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said "don't let my door hit your ass" ~ Let's try this one more time with feeling One more time with feeling One more time with feeling One more time with feeling ~ She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said "don't let my door hit your ass" ~ Don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home And I'll be fine ***** ALIENS EXIST Hey mom, there's something in the backroom I hope it's not the creatures from above You used to read me stories as if my dreams were boring we all know conspiracies are dumb ~ What if people knew that these were real? I leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say what you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right ~ Up all night long and there's something very wrong And I know it must be late, been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys, I'm not like you ~ I am still a skeptic, yes you'll know me Been best friends and will be 'til we die I got an injection of love from the erection My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys. Alright. ~ Up all night long and there's something very wrong And I know it must be late, been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys, I'm not like you ~ Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation, and information Nice to know ya', paranoia Where's my mother? Biofather ~ Up all night long and there's something very wrong And I know it must be late, been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys, twelve majestic lies. Tom has sex with guys. ***** FAMILY REUNION Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat. I fucked your mom. ***** GOING AWAY TO COLLEGE Please take me by the hand It's so cold out tonight I'll put blankets on the bed I won't turn out the light ~ Just don't forget to think about me and I won't forget you I'll write you once a week she said ~ Why does it feel the same To fall in love or break it up And if young love is just a game Then I must have missed the kick off ~ Don't depend on if she ever followed you or Anything but I'd go through hell for you And I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared So here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words A simple melody This world's an ugly place But you're so beautiful skylie ~ I think about the times Se kissed me after class and She put up with my friends I acted like an ass ~ I ditched my lecture, to watch the girls play soccer Is my picture still hanging in her locker? I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared So here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words A simple melody, this world's an ugly place But you're so beautiful ~ I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared So here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words A simple melody, this world's an ugly place But you're so beautiful ***** WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN I took her out, it was a friday nighy I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out, and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And thats about the time she walked away from me ~ Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three And are still more amused by TV shows What the fuck is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? ~ Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail The state looks down on sodomy And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me ~ Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the fuck is call ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? ~ And thats about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three and you still act like you're in freshman year What the fuck is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? (What's my age again?) ~ Thats about the time that she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish down on me I never want to act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? What's my age again? ***** RICH LIPS Please, mom You ground me all the time I know that I was right All along And I'm hoping Remember I'm a kid I know not what I did Just having fun ~ You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through ~ Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before ~ Shit, dad Please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trash At least one time ~ Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends It's been awhile Since I have used that line ~ You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through ~ Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before ~ (Alright) ~ Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before ***** BLEW JOB It would be nice, to have a blow job. It would be nice, to have a blow job. It would be nice, to have a blow job. It would be nice, to have a blow job. It would be nice, to have a blow job. It would be nice, to have a blow job. It would be nice, to have a blow job. It would be nice, to have a blow job from your mom. ***** UNTITLED I think of awhile ago We might have had it all I was so stupid then You needed time to grow ~ But now just as things change As well my feelings do In time things rearrange I am so sick of chasing you ~ But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up, so goodbye and so long ~ It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night ~ You have your other friends They were there when you cried Didn't mean to hurt you then Best friends just won't leave your side ~ But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up, so goodbye and so long ~ It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night ~ When I needed you most When I needed a friend You let me down now Like I let you down then ~ So sorry, it's over (Ahh...) ***** VOYEUR And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate ~ (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home ~ I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf ~ (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home ~ I bet this last time's the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning in my head Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week He kicks my ass so much, that fucking white inbred ~ I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window Her dad is big and I've never seen his face I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain ~ (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home ~ I bet this last time's the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning in my head Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred ~ (1, 2, 3, 4) ***** PATHETIC I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone ~ You got, you got, you got to help me out And I'll try not to argue No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out Mistakes are hard to undo ~ Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong, belong ~ I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move ~ You got, you got, you got to help me out And I'll try not to argue No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out Mistakes are hard to undo ~ Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong, belong ~ Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong |
I never thought I'd die alone I laughed the loudest, who'd have known? I traced the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all ~ I took my time, I hurried up The choice was mine, I didn't think enough I'm too depressed to go on You'll be sorry when I'm gone ~ I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside ~ The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait 'til I got home To pass the time in my room alone ~ I never thought I'd die alone Another six months, I'll be unknown Give all my things to all my friends You'll never step foot in my room again ~ You'll close it off, you'll board it up Remember the time that I spilled the cup Of apple juice in the hall Please tell mom this is not her fault ~ I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside ~ The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait 'til I got home To pass the time in my room alone ~ I never conquered, rarely came tomorrow held such better days Days when I can still feel alive When i can't wait to get outside ~ The world was wide, the time goes by The tour was over, i survived I can't wait 'til I get home To pass the time in my room alone ***** PEGGY SUE I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you And as your head gets all cluttered inside ~ Try to stay awake Everything they say are lies That's all the shit that you ever have to take ~ So hold in all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin ~ It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone ~ I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do It's not the same reason why that Makes you change the things that you once knew ~ As your head gets all cluttered inside Give more than you take Everything they say are lies That's all the shit that you ever have to take ~ So hold in all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin ~ It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone ~ You say you want to take off your shoes just to Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can be Just live for one more week (Go!) ~ You say you want to take off your shoes just to Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can be Just live for one more week ~ So hold in all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin ~ It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone ***** WENDY CLEAR Let's take the boat out on the bay Forget your job for just one day I wish it didn't have to be so bad It might be inappropriate because Either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad ~ But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad ~ The three-date theory is getting old Everyone's getting left out in the cold I wish it didn't have to be so bad So I'll see you with another guy Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah I wish it didn't have to be so bad ~ But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad ~ I'll be movin' on, Movin' on, Movin' on, on, on Movin' on, Movin' on, Movin' on, on, on ~ But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad ~ I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad I wish it didn't have to be so bad ***** CAROUSEL I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again I stop to think at a wishing well My thoughts send me on a carousel ~ Here I am standing on my own Not a motion from the telephone I know not a reason why Solitudes a reason to die ~ Just you wait and see As school life is a It is a woken dream Aren't you feeling alone? ~ I guess its just another I guess its just another I guess its just another night alone ~ Now as I walk down the street I need a job just to sleep in sheets Buying food every once in a while But not enough to purchase a smile ~ A tank of gas is a treasure to me I know now that nothing is free I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again ~ Just you wait and see As school life is a It is a woken dream Aren't you feeling alone? ~ I guess its just another I guess its just another I guess its just another night alone ***** ALL THE SMALL THINGS All the small things True care, truth brings I'll take one lift Your ride, best trip ~ Always, I know You'll be at my show Watching, waiting Commiserating ~ Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na ~ Late night, come home Work sucks, I know She left me roses by the stairs Surprises let me know she cares ~ Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na ~ Say it ain't so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill The night will go on, my little windmill ~ Say it ain't so, I will not go (na na na na na na na na na na) Turn the lights off, carry me home (na na na na na na na na na na) Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill (na na na na na na na na na na) The night will go on, the night will go on (na na na na na na na na na na) My little windmill ***** MUTT He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds He’s not that old, I’ve been told A strong sexual goal She goes out every day She goes every way…oh yeah! And they don’t even care at all ~ She’s open waiting for more And i know he’s only looking to score And it’s way too unhealthy Often they’ve typically Been starved for attention before ~ She smokes a dozen and he doesn’t seem to notice the smell He took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt He wants to bone, this I know She is ready to blow ~ They go out every night His pants are super tight…oh yeah! And they don’t even care at all ~ She’s open waiting for more And i know he’s only looking to score And it’s way too unhealthy Often they’ve typically Been starved for attention before ~ She’s open waiting for more And i know he’s only looking to score And it’s way too unhealthy Often they’ve typically Been starved for attention before ***** THE COUNTRY SONG Take off your pants, dad, your penis is the biggest thing my buts ever had, .............. it feels good shut your fucken face uncle fucker ***** DAMMIT It's alright / to tell me / what you think / about me I won't try / to argue / or hold it / against you I know that / you're leaving / you must have / your reasons The season / is calling / and your pictures / are falling down / are falling down / The steps that / I retrace / a sad look / on your face The timing / and structure / did you hear / he fucked her? A day late / a buck short / I'm writing / the report I'm losing / and failing / when I move / I'm flailing now ~ And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands Sees through the master plan ~ But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well I guess this is growing up ~ Well I guess this is growing up Well I guess this is growing up ~ And maybe / I'll see you / at a movie / sneak preview You'll show up / and walk by / on the arm / of that guy And I'll smile / and you'll wave / we'll pretend / it's okay The charade / it won't last / when he's gone / I won't come back ~ And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan ~ But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well I guess this is growing up ~ Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up ***** MAN OVERBOARD So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over! There's so much more that I wanted then (So sorry it's over!) There's so much more that I needed then (So Sorry it's over!) Time keeps moving on and on and on- soon we'll all be gone. Let's take some time to talk this over. You're out of line and rarely sober. We can't depend on your excuses, 'cause in the end it's fucking useless! You can only lean on me for so long. Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown. Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come down. You can only lean on me for so long! I remember shots without a chaser. Absent minded thoughts now you're a stranger. Cover up the scars put on your gameface. Left you in the bar to try and save face. You can only lean on me for so long. Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown! Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come down! You can only lean on me for so long! So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over! There's so much more that I wanted and (So sorry it's over!) There's so much more that I needed and (So sorry it's over!) Time keeps moving on and on and on- soon we'll all be gone. Man on a mission can't say I miss him around. Insider information, hand in your resignation. Loss of a good friend, best of intentions I found, Tight lipped procrastination, Yeah later, see you around! |