DUDE RANCH
PATHETIC
I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it 
A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home 
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting 
I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone
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You got, you got, you got to help me out 
And I'll try not to argue 
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out 
Mistakes are hard to undo 
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Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong 
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
I think I'm different, this is where I belong 
~
I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting 
If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove 
Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing 
I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move 
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You got, you got, you got to help me out 
And I'll try not to argue 
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out 
Mistakes are hard to undo 
~
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong 
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
I think I'm different, this is where I belong 
~
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
I think I'm different, this is where I belong
*****
VOYEUR
And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow 
The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change 
I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow 
I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate 
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(And I wish) 
I wish she'd be more kind now 
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down 
I've seen everything there is to be shown 
I followed her all the way home 
~
I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down 
The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet 
She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now 
Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf 
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(And I wish) 
I wish she'd be more kind now 
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down 
I've seen everything there is to be shown 
I followed her all the way home 
~
I bet this last time's the one time too many 
The rush of waiting is burning in my head 
Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week 
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred 
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I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window 
Her dad is big and I've never seen his face 
I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow 
My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain 
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(And I wish) 
I wish she'd be more kind now 
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down 
I've seen everything there is to be shown 
I followed her all the way home 
~
I bet this last time's the one time too many 
The rush of waiting is burning in my head 
Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week 
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred 
~
(1, 2, 3, 4) 
*****
DAMMIT
It's alright / to tell me / what you think / about me 
I won't try / to argue / or hold it / against you 
I know that / you're leaving / you must have / your reasons 
The season / is calling / and your pictures / are falling down 
The steps that / I retrace / a sad look / on your face 
The timing / and structure / did you hear / he fucked her? 
A day late / a buck short / I'm writing / the report 
I'm losing / and failing / when I move / I'm flailing now 
~
And it's happened once again 
I'll turn to a friend 
Someone that understands 
Sees through the master plan 
~
But everybody's gone 
And I've been here for too long 
To face this on my own 
Well I guess this is growing up 
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Well I guess this is growing up 
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And maybe / I'll see you / at a movie / sneak preview 
You'll show up / and walk by / on the arm / of that guy 
And I'll smile / and you'll wave / we'll pretend / it's okay 
The charade / it won't last / when he's gone / I won't come back 
~
And it's happened once again 
I'll turn to a friend 
Someone that understands 
And sees through the master plan 
~
But everybody's gone 
And you've been here for too long 
To face this on your own 
Well I guess this is growing up 
~
Well, I guess this is growing up [4x] 
Well, I guess this is growing up 
*****
BORING
You don't need nothin' 
And I know that you won't even try 
Don't wait for me to help you 
Too late for any of my advice 
No trust 
All I got is lies 
Boring 
Alright 
~
Misplaced your values 
Forgot being the importance of being right 
Don't sit there and act humble 
I've heard your story a thousand times 
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No trust 
All I got is lies 
Boring 
Alright 
*****
DICK LIPS
Please, mom 
You ground me all the time 
I know that I was right 
All along 
And I'm hoping 
Remember I'm a kid 
I know not what I did 
Just having fun 
~
You couldn't wait for something new 
And yesterday I thought of you 
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away 
It's too late, I fell through 
~
Nothing to lose 
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores 
Nothing to do 
They can't trust me because I blew it once before 
~
Shit, dad 
Please don't kick my ass 
I know I've seen you trash 
At least one time 
~
Can I blame it 
On one of my dumb friends 
It's been awhile 
Since I have used that line 
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You couldn't wait for something new 
And yesterday I thought of you 
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away 
It's too late, I fell through 
~
Nothing to lose 
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores 
Nothing to do 
They can't trust me because I blew it once before 
~
(Alright) 
~
Nothing to lose 
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores 
Nothing to do 
They can't trust me because I blew it once before 
*****
WAGGY
Watching your house shrink away in my rear-view mirror 
As I drive away 
Wishing that I could take back all those words 
That meant nothing that I didn't say 
I'm trying 
To be what you want me to be 
But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part 
Of the fool, week after week 
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I think you need some time alone (I think you need some time alone) 
You say you want someone to call your own 
Open your eyes, you can suck in your pride 
You can live your life all on your own 
~
Is this all going to be just another time 
That we play this game? 
I've tried to convince you that things could be different 
But somehow they end up the same 
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But what 
Did you expect from me?  What am I supposed to do? 
You say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost 
Well, I do, too 
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I don't wanna live this lie again (I don't wanna live this lie again) 
I know I'll get it right but I don't know when 
I'll open my eyes, I've got something in side 
I'll just jack off in my room until then 
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It's never over 'til it's done 
And I don't think that you're the one 
It's never over 'til it's done 
And I don't think that you're the one 
*****
ENTHUSED
Am I strung out, crazy, or not allowed 
To be the one who gets stupid over you 
Lazy (lazy), laid back (laid back), maybe you're just on crack 
Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused? 
(Go) 
~
She doesn't care at all 
She doesn't care at all 
She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all 
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If I were the last of the few who always ask 
Would you still be the same person that I knew 
And if it's for me, another boring story 
I swear I'll act enthused 
*****
UNTITLED
I think of awhile ago 
We might have had it all 
But I was so stupid then 
You needed time to grow
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But now just as things change 
As well my feelings do 
In time things rearrange 
I am so sick of chasing you 
~
But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose 
You make me regret those times I spent with you 
And playing those games as I wait for your call 
And now I give up, so goodbye and so long 
~
It's not a change of pace 
This time I'll get it right 
It's not a change of taste 
I was the one there last night 
~
You have your other friends 
They were there when you cried 
Didn't mean to hurt you then 
Best friends just won't leave your side 
~
But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose 
You make me regret those times I spent with you 
And playing those games as I wait for your call 
And now I give up, so goodbye and so long 
~
It's not a change of pace 
This time I'll get it right 
It's not a change of taste 
I was the one there last night 
~
When I needed you most 
When I needed a friend 
You let me down now 
Like I let you down then 
~
So sorry, it's over 
(Ahh...) 

 

APPLE SHAMPOO
She didn't mean to deceive you, believe me 
But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving 
The good intentions that you had 
Now only came to this 
And although she saw the mark 
The arrow missed 
~
It isn't exciting reciting the stories 
Of kind words turned hurting when routine get boring 
Both getting tired of punk rock clubs 
And both playing in punk rock bands 
The start was something good 
But some good things must end 
~
And she said, "It could never survive 
With such differing lives 
One home, one out on tour again 
We may never come back 
The strike of a match 
The candle's buring at both ends." 
~
And now she knows too much 
And I'm too fucked up 
It's awkward trying to make my move 
I'll pretend that I'm fine 
Show up right on time 
But I know I'll never be that cool 
~
I never wanted to hold you back 
I'm just trying to hold on 
But my chance is gone 
~
I know / just where / I stand / a boy 
Trapped in the body of a man and 
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I'll take what you're willing to give 
And I'll teach myself to live 
With a walk-on part of a background shot 
From a movie I'm not in 
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She's so important 
And I'm so retarded 
~
And now I realize 
I should have kissed you in L.A. 
But I drove home all alone 
As if I had a choice, anyway 
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Where are you coming from? 
What are you running from? 
Is it so hard to see? 
~
And if you're feeling scared 
Remember the time we shared 
You know it meant everything (everything) 
You know that it meant everything to me 
~
You know that it meant everything to me 
*****
EMO
One more time you will laugh without it 
And he'll never try to give you more 
And I don't care, he is such a dick 
Treats you like you are a stupid whore
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And it seems like things will never change 
You go on, every cloud is in your way 
And I know you feel empty all the time 
You'll never listen to anything that I say 
~
She's better off sleeping on the floor 
'Cause she fell right off when all 
Is said, you know 
It's okay to just want more 
~
Why leave when you claim it is love? 
But why stay when you're not the only one? 
She's proved she's strong 
Be brave, be strong 
~
She's better off sleeping on the floor 
'Cause she fell right off when all 
Is said, you know 
It's okay to just want more 
~
She's better off sleeping on the floor 
She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) 
She's better off sleeping on the floor 
She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) 
She's better off sleeping on the floor 
She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) 
She's better off sleeping on the floor 
She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) 
*****
JOSIE
Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive 
And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys 
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does 
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because 
(Yeah, just because) 
~
And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C. 
And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me 
Quite half as much as I know I need her 
I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer 
~
And when I feel like giving up 
Like my world is falling down 
~
I show up at 3am 
She's still up watching Vacation, and I 
See her pretty face 
It takes me away to a better place and 
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(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
~
Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road 
And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge 
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does 
She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because 
~
And when I feel like giving up 
Like my world is falling down 
~
I show up at 3am 
She's still up watching Vacation, and I 
See her pretty face 
It takes me away to a better place and 
~
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
~
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
(I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
*****
A NEW HOPE
I've got her in my head 
At night when I go to bed 
And I know it sounds lame, but 
She's the girl of my dreams 
~
And of course I'd do anything for her 
I'd search the moons of Endor 
I'd even walk naked through 
The deserts of Tatooine 
~
Princess Leia, where are you tonight? 
And who's laying there by your side? 
Every night I fall asleep with you 
And I wake up alone 
~
And even though I'm not as cool as Han 
I still want to be your man 
You're exactly the kind of 
Alderranian that I need 
~
But when you were available, I was 
Drinking Colt 45's with Lando 
I was hanging out in the cantina 
On Mos Eisley 
~
Princess Leia, where are you tonight? 
And who's laying there by your side? 
Every night I fall asleep with you 
And I wake up alone 
~
Princess Leia [2x] 
~
Princess Leia, where are you tonight? 
And who's laying there by your side? 
Every night I fall asleep with you 
And I wake up alone 
*****
DEGENERATE
Crossed the street, naked at night 
Bent over to show some moonlight 
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down 
Nude in a gutter is how I was found 
Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed 
No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was 
Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see 
All I got is a guy Ben Dover 
~
Don't like hesh, don't like rap 
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat 
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk 
Took a shower 'cause I stunk 
Smoked a bong, killed a cat 
Had my nuts attacked by rats 
Dad got nude, I wore a thong 
For a hobby I make bombs 
~
Went to a farm to tip some cows 
Forgot that I left my pants down 
Bent over to pick them up 
Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum 
~
The farmer took me to his house 
Showed me the closet from the inside out 
The police came, they took me away 
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay 
~
Don't like hesh, don't like rap 
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat 
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk 
Took a shower 'cause I stunk 
Smoked a bong, killed a cat 
Had my nuts attacked by rats 
Dad got nude, I wore a thong 
For a hobby I make bombs 
~
Don't like hesh, don't like rap 
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat 
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk 
Took a shower 'cause I stunk 
Smoked a bong, killed a cat 
Had my nuts attacked by rats 
Dad got nude, I wore a thong 
For a hobby I make bombs 
*****
LEMMINGS
A freight train to the right, feeling that sting of pride 
It's fucking with me, it's fucking with you 
All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong 
Words on the back of flyers, my clothes are in the dryer 
It means nothing, nothing is changing 
La familia is dead and gone, the children grew up and moved on 
~
Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? 
I'm only asking for what is mine 
I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna 
Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) 
~
Prime select and a box of glazed, pulling fly-bys on days 
When we were young and innocent 
Elbow-drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit 
~
Laughing at the bands we hate, all the spots we used to skate 
They're still there, but we've gone our own ways 
I know it's for the best but sometimes I wonder 
Will I ever have friends like you again? 
~
Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? 
I'm only asking for what is mine 
I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna 
Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) 
~
Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? 
I'm only asking for what is mine 
I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna 
Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) 
~
You're gonna drown in the mess you make 
Your self-inflicted hate 
You turn your back on the friends you lose 
When they don't follow all your rules 
~
But people are what they wanna be 
They're not lemmings to the sea 
Maybe it's time you looked at yourself 
And stop blaming life on someone else 
*****
I'M SORRY
Don't bide your time 
'Cause it is almost over 
And I know you're down 
And I'll see you around 
~
And I know it hurts 
But you're just getting older 
And I know you'll win 
You'll do it once again 
~
Just yesterday 
It always seemed like such a dream 
We're unstoppable, indestructable 
Nothing happens to our machine 
~
And there's no harm 
At least nothing we can see 
As for you, not so true 
He couldn't choose where his road would lead 
~
What a loss 
You just lost all your sleep 
And we've always thought 
That this could never happen, you see 
~
That it's so hard 
You gotta get up on your feet 
'Cause the only way, I gotta say 
Is to move on through the week 
~
Don't bide your time 
'Cause it is almost over 
And I know you're down 
And I'll see you around 
~
And I know it hurts 
But you're just getting older 
And I know you'll win 
You'll do it once again 
~
Sorry [x16] 
(Sorry...) Happened to you [x4] 
~
Don't bide your time 
'Cause it is almost over 
And I know you're down 
And I'll see you around 
~
And I know it hurts 
But you're just getting older 
And I know you'll win 
You'll do it once again 


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