CHESIRE CAT
CAROUSEL
I talk to you every now and then 
I never felt so alone again 
I stop to think at a wishing well 
My thoughts send me on a carousel 
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Here I am standing on my own 
Not a motion from the telephone 
I know not a reason why 
Solitudes a reason to die 
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Just you wait and see 
As school life is a 
It is a woken dream 
Aren't you feeling alone? 
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I guess its just another 
I guess its just another 
I guess its just another night alone 
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Now as I walk down the street 
I need a job just to sleep in sheets 
Buying food every once in a while 
But not enough to purchase a smile 
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A tank of gas is a treasure to me 
I know now that nothing is free 
I talk to you every now and then 
I never felt so alone again 
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Just you wait and see 
As school life is a 
It is a woken dream 
Aren't you feeling alone? 
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I guess its just another 
I guess its just another 
I guess its just another night alone 
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M&M'S
You and I should get away for awhile 
I just want to be alone with your smile 
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car 
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar 
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Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do 
I just want to be your only one 
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw 
That night on the floor when we were all alone 
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My love life was getting so bland 
There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand 
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh 
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath 
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Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do 
I just want to be your only one 
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw 
That night on the floor when we were all alone 
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Who's gonna be the odd man out? 
I don't want to be the odd man out 
Is this going to be the end 
Or are you going to be my new girlfriend? 
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FENTOOZLER
At the risk of sounding rude 
Just who the fuck do you think you are 
To tell me what you expect of me today? 
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Well, you can take your attitude 
You're out of luck, you've gone way too far 
If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay 
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How long can I string you along? 
How little of myself can I give 
And still make you believe I care? 
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At the risk of sounding trite 
Why the fuck do you think you're right 
About every little thing that you say? 
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And do you think that it is right 
For Tom to spend another night 
Writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay? 
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How long can I string you along? 
How little of myself can I give 
And still make you believe I care? 
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How long can I string you along 
How little of myself can I give 
And still make you believe I care? 
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TOUCHDOWN BOY
There's this one guy 
There's no one like him in all the world 
'Cause you can always see 
Those girls down on there knees 
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In those dark sweaty rooms 
Planning out his thoughts 
He's waiting for just the right 
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One by one as they 
Walk right through the door, they 
Keep on coming back I 
Guess they just want more 
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He has fun fun fun as you 
Might call him a whore, but 
Just look where he's at 'cause 
He is the one that scores 
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I saw my friend there 
Out on the field today 
I asked him where he's going, he said 
"All the way," now 
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One by one as they 
Walk right through the door, they 
Keep on coming back I 
Guess they just want more 
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He has fun fun fun as you 
Might call him a whore, but 
Just look where he's at 'cause 
He is the one that scores...Go! 
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STRINGS
I would do anything and that's 
What scares me so bad 
Don't want to live my life alone 
Don't want to go back to what I had
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Don't want to spend my life without 
All those special things 
Don't want to walk around being tied to 
Anyone else's 
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Strings, strings, strings, strings 
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I would do anything and that's 
What scares me so bad 
Don't want to live my life alone 
Don't want to go back to what I had 
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Don't want to spend my life without 
All those special things 
Don't want to walk around being tied to 
Anyone else's 
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Strings, strings, strings, strings 
Strings, strings, strings, strings 
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PEGGY SUE
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room 
Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you 
And as your head gets all cluttered inside
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Try to stay awake 
Everything they say are lies 
That's all the shit that you ever have to take 
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So hold in all your aggresions 
Because your grinding your teeth on down to 
The bottom of your chin 
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It's not easy or so damn pleasing 
To not laugh at everything they say that 
They tell you what to be you're not alone 
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I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do 
It's not the same reason why that 
Makes you change the things that you once knew 
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As your head gets all cluttered inside 
Give more than you take 
Everything they say are lies 
That's all the shit that you ever have to take 
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So hold in all your aggresions 
Because your grinding your teeth on down to 
The bottom of your chin 
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It's not easy or so damn pleasing 
To not laugh at everything they say that 
They tell you what to be you're not alone 
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You say you want to take off your shoes just to 
Walk barefoot down the street 
Just to be the things that you can be 
Just live for one more week (Go!) 
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You say you want to take off your shoes just to 
Walk barefoot down the street 
Just to be the things that you can be 
Just live for one more week 
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So hold in all your aggresions 
Because your grinding your teeth on down to 
The bottom of your chin 
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It's not easy or so damn pleasing 
To not laugh at everything they say that 
They tell you what to be you're not alone 
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SOMETIMES
Oh, how I wish that they would last 
Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast 
Just when I think that they are gonna stay 
Everything inside me just starts fading away 
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Sometimes it seems like all I hope for 
Just gets thrown down on the floor 
And then it seems like you don't love me anymore 
Sometimes I wish that I could run away 
Sometimes I wish I just had something to say 
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She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say 
But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today 
All these things I say and do were never planned 
But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that 
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Sometimes it seems like all I hope for 
Just gets thrown down on the floor 
And then it seems like you don't love me anymore 
Sometimes I wish that I could run away 
Sometimes I wish I just had something to say 
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DOES MY BREATH SMELL?
Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want? 
Who tells them all to laugh? 
Who tells them all to talk about me?
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And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here 
Why do they, why do they 
Always kick me in the groin when I come near 
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And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit. 
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I don't know what I'm feeling 
I'm just so sick of seeing 
All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads 
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Who often just sit kick back 
As I am not so relaxed 
I often wonder why they act so odd 
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Because no worse a time 
When it's just your time to 
Think you should make your move 
It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse 
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What about that situation 
All night procrastination 
Taking to the point when you lead her to her door 
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There is nothing left there to say 
I guess you best be on your way 
But before you go you got to do that chore 
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No worse a time 
When it's just your time to 
Think you should make your move 
It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse 
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Please won't you buy in 
I'm always tryin' 
I keep on tryin' 
There's only so much pride that I can lose 
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I hope that when you see me 
You see right through me 
Come on now, honestly 
I'm so sick of endin' up without a clue 
CACOPHONY
When you talk about tomorrow 
I'm not sure about today 
When you tell me that you love me
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What am I supposed to say? 
Sometimes I don't feel 
The same way as you feel 
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Words like forever 
They scare the shit out of me 
Maybe I'm afraid of commitment 
Maybe you're too distracted to see that 
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Sometimes I don't feel 
The same way as you feel 
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I think of all the things I'd say to you if I had the chance again 
I think of all the things I'd scream 
But I think it's for the best 
That you and I just don't connect and 
Things are never quite what they seem 
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Will there ever be 
Someone to give her heart to me 
Or would I be to blind to see it 
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I wouldn't make a sound 
I'd keep it underground 
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It always seems like I'm running around around 
Running around around 
Round 
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Sometimes I don't feel 
The same way as you feel 
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TV
When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch 
So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch 
And when I'm walking through the front door at night 
I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh 
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I never dreamed that I'd spend my days 
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays 
I need my TV 
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What's happening in this world, I don't care at all 
But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football 
I can't even come up with my own views 
I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh 
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I never dreamed that I'd spend my days 
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays 
I need my TV 
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La la la...
*****
TOAST AND BANANAS
Do you wanna know what I think of you? 
'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be 
Do take back what you said 
It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head 
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And now all alone, one's less than two 
I've never been better off living lonely 
To listen to what you say 
I couldn't care less of what you say 
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What did you think of me acting this way 
I guess you never really thought at all 
Is that what you call your brain? 
Is that why I call you hang up on me? 
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I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose 
And now I'm a man who's just living small 
Listen to what you say 
I couldn't care less of what you say 
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To me as I walk alone I 
Much rather be riding prone, man 
To be just another one you are lame to 
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I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose 
But now I'm a man who's just living small 
Listen to what you say 
I couldn't care less of what you say 
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To me as I tune you out of my mind 
Won't bend over backwards or 
Take another step there to 
Hear from you again 
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Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I 
Much rather be riding prone, man
Be just another one you are lame to 
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Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind 
Won't bend over backwards or 
Take another step there to 
Hear from you again 
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Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I 
Much rather be riding prone, man 
To be just another one you are lame to 
*****
WASTING TIME
I'm wasting time thinking about a girl 
And stealing her away from her world 
She and I would run away 
I think of all the things that I'd say
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We'd talk about important things 
And I picture it in my dreams 
She'd teach me about modern art 
And I'd show her it's okay to fart and 
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Maybe I'd impress her 
By being in a band and 
Maybe if I act real tough 
She'd let me hold her hand and 
Maybe I'll win her heart 
By writing this song about her 
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Sometimes I sit at home and 
Wonder if she's sitting at home 
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm 
Sitting at home, thinking about her 
Or am I just wasting my time 
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Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's 
When I made fun of that guy 
Remebering the look she gave me 
When I told her that I used to fry 
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I really want to ask her out 
But my ego could never take it 
And even if I got the balls 
You know that the Cougar would never make it 
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And in my town you can't drive naked 
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And maybe I'd impress her
By being in a band and 
Maybe if I act real tough 
She'd let me hold her hand and 
Maybe I'll win her heart 
By writing this song about her 
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Sometimes I sit at home and 
Wonder if she's sitting at home 
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm 
Sitting at home, thinking about her 
Or am I just wasting my time 
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Am I just wasting my time 
Am I just wasting my time 
Am I just wasting my time 
Wasting my time thinking about a girl 
*****
ROMEO AND REBECCA
Walking through the grass 
Another blade next to you from the ground 
As the wind does pass 
I notice as you feel the breath of my shout 
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Your words are kind 
The kind that repeatedly say no 
But that's alright 
I'm older than you so I've got time 
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What have you said, reach out your hand 
There's a black shadow on my wall 
But as I look into my mind 
I can see that girls are a waste of time 
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We've all seen the bridge 
A broken seam and a girl on one side 
You think your words will work 
They only work when you lay down and close your eyes 
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I thought of all the lines 
All the right ones used at all the wrong times 
But that's alright 
Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind 
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What have you said, reach out your hand 
There's a black shadow on my wall 
But as I look into my mind 
I can see that girls are a waste of time 
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I don't want to live alone 
I don't want to live in 
My broken dreams of you 
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I don't want to live along with 
My broken dreams of you 
I don't want to live along with 
My broken dreams of you 
*****
BEN WAH BALLS
(No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincher 
Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink) 
Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house 
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth 
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And happily and gay 
Well I guessed exactly that 
Because he found a special girl 
That put him in a special trance 
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He fell in love so quickly 
What the hell was he to expect 
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same 
As any other girl 
That he had thought that he once met 
I guess you could only blame fate 
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Things started getting weird as they started to kiss 
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed 
And then quietly one day 
He sang a song that's been deep within his heart 
Causing some ingestion 
He finished with a great big fart and 
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She knew at that one moment 
That song was something she heard before 
So she asked him to do that again 
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Then out the door they hurried 
She was gonna find out for sure 
So she analyzed his rear end 
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She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom. 
He used to always fart and sing this special song. 
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.
'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls." 
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I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, 
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah... 
I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, 
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah... 
*****
JUST ABOUT DONE
*****
DEPENDS
I don't want to urinate on myself 
I don't want to urinate on anyone else 
Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore 
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Because I can't control my bladder anymore 
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 
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Step back in the light 
No more soiled nights alone 
But I guess I don't have a care 
Because there's not a load in my underwear 
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I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go) 
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go) 
I had an accident today 
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say 
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But, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 
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Step back in the light (go, go) 
No more soiled nights alone 
Well, I guess that I don't have a care 
If I on't have a load in my underwear

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