Narf...Are you quasi-psyco??

1. Have you ever peed on something intentionally??
oh yeah
no way

2. Do you often start laughing for no apparent reason??
all the time
ummm...no

3. Have you ever performed a ritual to a "god" that you made up while chanting, etc.??
yes, in fact
no

4. Do you like to quote things from "Austion Powers" outloud, just to make yourself laugh?
yes
umm...ok fine, i suck, no

5. Have you ever asked someone for Grey Poupon?
yes indeedy
no

6. Are you often accused of being on some sort of illegal drug??
yes!! i hate that!!
nooo

7. Have you ever walked around a crowded mall pretending you speak another language while clapping your hands loudly???
yes, every saturday night
no, they put people in institutions for that

8. Have you ever tried to balance a shoe on your friends head in a shoe store while people stare at you??
yes
no

9. Do you like to chase your friends around Sam Goodys with Prince cd's and yell, "YOU FORGOT YOUR PRINCE CD!!!! COME BACK!!!!!"
that's my favorite thing to do!!!
never

10. Have you ever petted the hair on the plastic dummies in Strawbridges??
no, that's discusting...you never know where those things came from!!
yes

11. My favorite thing to do on a friday is...
going to the movies
running around outside at 11:30 with a sleeping bag over my head

12. Your favorite TV show is...
TRL
who's line is it anyway

13. Your favorite movie is...
Lassie
any monty python movie

14. When you play games that are every man for himself, you...
stick to the rules and try your best to win
pair off with two or three people and yell, "NEBICONEZER!!!" and "1000 RATS! 1000 RATS!!!"

15. Have you ever burned a dollar bill just because it's illegal?? (yes, it's illegal)
no, i spend my money..
yeah, the flames turn purple!!

16. Have you ever contemplated chopping a body part off...just to see what would happen??
Ok, this quiz is beginning to scare me....
Yes..many times...ahhh, the good old days were so,...umm...good

17. You want to name your child:
Aqua!!!
Maybe Chris or Nicole...

18. YOu took this quiz because...
you truly believe you have a mental problem
it looked fun


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