Transvestite
written by Tom DeLonge and Mark Hoppus
Music by Blink 182
My mom is not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before
Now she is so damned masculine

I open my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom's not quite the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass

my mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them to the floor

My mom's a transvestite 1