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(PLAY THESE POWER CHORDS FOR THE FIRST 8 MEASURES)
E/,A,E/,A
It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
D,D/,E
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
E/,A,E/,A
>From the look on his face to the size of his toes
D,D/,E
He comes from a place that nobody knows
F#m,A,D
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
D,D/,F#m
letting this big toed bald man sitting hear tell me about the sky
F#m/,A,A,D
Maybe I'm hallucinating...
D,D
If you asked me now then i couldn't tell you why
(CHORUS)
E/,F#m,A/,B
I've been sitting here to long by a man from milwaukee
''
He's been talkig to mars on his yellow walkie~talkie
''
He's been talking to mars but i think he's wacky
''
He says they'll come get him come get him some day
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E/,A,E/,A
He says here he's from is called albertane
D D/,E
there they use more than 10% of thier brain
E/,A,E/,A
but you couldn't tell it from the way they behave
D D/,E
They run around in underwear and they never shave
F#m,A,D
Or maybe i'm halucinating...
D,D/,F#m
Letting this big toed bald man sitting hear tell me about the sky
F#m/,A,A/,D
maybe I'm hallucinating...
D,D
If you asked me I couldn't tell you why
(Repeat Chorus)
(This part I couldn't tell what the heck was going on)
This is mother bird calling baby bird...
E/,A,E/,A
You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
D,D/,E
the man sitting by me was just barely dressed
E/,A,E/,A
Flew off to milwaukee or perhaps albertane
D,D/,E
and left me at the bus stop barely sane
F#m,A,D
Maybe I'm Hallucinating...
D,D
If you asked me then I couldn't tell you why
E/F#m,A,B