10/22/02 ~ Luke

Hey everyone, as some of you may know I'm redesigning Luke's Domain. I'm currently working on the new homepage and should have it up in a few days. I'm busy with work though, so it might take a little longer than planned. But rest assured that it is in fact in the making and will be here shortly for all you little cock suckers to enjoy. I've gotta go sleep through art class now, peace out.

10/16/02 ~ Luke

10/15/02 ~ Luke

Oh the humanity of it all. As most of you know, my room has a long lasting ritual of putting on Tuesday Night Porno™ for whoever wants to come by and participate. Now don't read too far into this, it isn't a giant circle jerk. If anything it's porn critiquing on a mass scale. Everything from nipple consistency to proportional load dispersion is met with cheers or boos from the seasoned porn judging professionals. The majority of our judges/regular attendees are girls, destroying the token sausage fest which could easily be implied. Unfortunately, the last THREE fucking weeks worth of nudie goodness have been on a steady slope downward towards the cold, unforgiving floor of shitty porn. Well not shitty porn per sè, that stuff is just gross. <cough> <cough> Ryry! Rather porn of bad quality. This weeks video was "Lips Wide Shut"; and it was fucking horrible; and yes, plenty on pun was intended. A cult orgy mixed with acid and limp cocks adds up to the mistake that is "Lips Wide Shut." Stay away from this porn, far far away. This porn is the anti-boner! Be weary of it.