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1/28/03 1:57 AM ~ Luke Mood_Sleep <‡> Ear Input_.... <‡> Plotting_Sleep Want a sure fire way to piss people off? Go to a casino with a couple of your friends and play bad, in fact play to lose. Tonight Austin, Josh, and myself caused a blackjack table full of gamblers to threaten us for about two good hours. Meanwhile we watched them lose hundreds and hundreds of dollars. Now I know blackjack is a game of chance, and in the long run my hand won't effect yours. But that must be irrelevant when you're losing money, stupid people. One guy to our immediate left lost 500 dollars in a matter of minutes, while the guy to his left lost about 250 dollars. Us on the other hand, we staying on 10's and splitting 2's....and winning?!?! All to the dismay of our dealer, from whom we just wouldn't leave. Long story short we gambled for a little under two hours, I managed to lose an incredible THREE dollars, while Austin gained $37. Josh lost, but that's ok, we're not here to point fingers. However, the remaining cumulative players lost at least $1500 dollars if not more by the time we left. Angry, angry people....it was so much fun. In other news I hacked MainActor, so now my digital videos will convert into windows media supported types. So once again, here's Rob eating some burgers...
So after the scene died back down, and the bitty horses were no more, the totals were in. Rob had eaten 13 bitty burgers, while Ian only managed to eat 10. Way to fail Ian, make us proud. Now this feat be it impressive could not have been accomplished simply by the eaters themselves. It's the people who you didn't see that really made it possible, so we're now going to pay respects to those who fought it out to the bitter end to ensure our boys a glorious victory...
Here's a video of Robbie destroying a defenseless bitty burger. My apologies, for it can only be viewed in quicktime v3.0 or greater. Yeah yeah, I'm working on it. 1/19/03 12:44 AM ~ Luke and Ryan Mood_Drunk? <‡> Ear Input_SOD: Defy You <‡> Plotting_Drunken Sex Listen, first of all, when you use a stapler you need to honestly compute the arithmetic used when the Russian symphony comes to complete climax in the third act. Wise words from a drunken man, that's RyRy's take on something. I'd go into further, but I'm also drunk. And as such, this concludes this post, pictures will ensue tomorrow... 1/14/03 12:01 AM ~ Luke Mood_Weee <‡> Ear Input_Sevendust: Praise <‡> Plotting_Design I'd like to give a special plug to my girl, today is our six month anniversary, thanks baby, I love you so much. In other news, I adore hotmail and their exquisite email filtering technologies. Nothing brings me more joy than getting 35 porn advertisements an hour. Although the subjects do get increasingly creative, at least that keeps them entertaining...
Mmmmmm, steamy buttholes. The Internet is so fucking cool. Speaking of fucking cool, last weekend rocked. We rolled out to Nicki's place for some well deserved drinking to boot off the new semester, take a look for yourself.
1/10/03
12:30 AM ~ Luke
I can only press on and train hard so as to hone my skills, and become a guru of my own making. All of this to please the wise RyRy. But until that day, I'll never fully be a man. Goodnight my children...
1/.08/03 9:27 AM ~ Luke Mood_Ready <‡> Ear Input_Brand New <‡> Plotting_School Well, I'm back. Sorry for the delay in posts, I've been back and forth across 4 states for the last few weeks. Break is over and I'm back at school, my first class is in a few minutes. Excuse me while I throw large amounts of money at the American educational system, uhhhhhhh, ok done. On to more important things, I now own a very nice digital camera; so the site should get more interesting seeing as how most of the retarded stuff we do happens outside the room. Also, Nate is back, and there was much rejoicing. So what does this mean for you? Well, for starters, Nate rules and together him and I are 
starting a new site. Its basically going to be a fusion between his
art skills and my programming skills. Also on the agenda for that
site: has everyone seen the retarded anti-drug commercials the government
is putting out? You know the ones where somebody will be smoking a
blunt and then terrorists will crash planes into buildings and little
girls get hit by cars and then at the end of the commercial there
will be some guilt trip to the effect of, "If you've ever smoked
pot, 9/11 is your fault; or if you smoke pot you're a horrible person
and should die and rot in hell and pay more taxes and lose your freedom
and conform and never question our authority and get in line and take
a number and basically take our giant government issued cock right
up the ass." To paraphrase of course. Anyway, Nate and I are
going to make our own little series of those commercials, and I can
assure you that they will fucking rule.In other news, I'm working on the new site; scripting, designing, coding, all that nice shizzle. I expect it to be up and running this weekend, oh it's true, www.lukesdomain.com is now a reality. I'll of course let you all know when the site is available for viewing. So yeah, that's about it for now. Because it's time to go to school, woo. I'll talk to you later my children, get ready for the revolution, it's almost time... |
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this is in fact, the beginning of a bitty horse holocaust, possibly
led by a not so bitty Hitler style farm animal of some sort. Who
would suspect that the lowly chicken would lead such an atrocity,
but more importantly, who would care. Yes, some people do indeed
suspect a dictatorship in the uprising, while others suspect the
deaths are simply due to Rob and Ian taking a trip to the local
Pixie Burger where the burgers are made out of none other than bitty
horses. So here's the deal, you buy 10 bitty burgers and after that
they're free. Plus you get your name put up on the hall of fame
wall inside the store. Rob merely laughed, he knew 10 burgers would
be no match for the infinite void which is his stomach. Ian just
sat there, being bitter...all is right in the world.
steady pace. Upon its grand opening you will all find changes and
additions which most of you will love, a select few will hate them,
but that's the way it goes my friends. My site, my rules. Jumping
back to the huge amount of money I made, there was even enough profit
for me to buy this nice rug to hide in. Yes sir, that's a fine rug.
I wish I could tell you that I was the first to hide in rugs, however
that would be a lie. The almighty RyRy was the first, he pioneered
the sport of rug subterfuge. As seen here, he is the master, while
I am only the student...
