12/27/02 1:28 AM ~ Luke
Mood_Tired <‡> Ear Input_Rammstein <‡> Plotting_Talkin to my girl

Ragga ragga, merry freakin christmas...

12/24/02 8:54 PM ~ Luke
Mood_Wooo <‡> Ear Input_TV <‡> Plotting_Presents

Well, here it is everybody. Merry Christmas! From all of us here at Luke's Domain, we wish you all a happy holiday full of gifts and masturbation. And here's the best gift of all, the new domain has arrived, expect it to be up soon. Of course I'll keep you all informed as to the progress of this latest adventure. That's all for now, go unwrap stuff, peace out kids...

12/20/02 1:01 AM ~ Luke
Mood_Exhausted <‡> Ear Input_TV <‡> Plotting_Sleep

Sorry for the delay in posts everyone, it's been a busy last couple of days. Anyway, the semester is done and I'm home for a week or two where I'm sure I'll do nothing exciting. I did however buy the domain space last night and I'll start work on the new site tomorrow, we're almost there.

So like I said, we're done with school for the semester. To celebrate Aaron, Ian, Lindsay, Renee, RyRy, Steve, and I went down to Chi-town and caught a Dave Matthews concert which was fucking amazing. My seats were right behind Carter, which allowed me to jizz for about three hours straight. I think Aaron put it best when he said, "Man, he does stuff that just scares me..." In short, Dave rules; you suck. After the show we all went back to my place and crashed, however I think our clothing spontaneously hot boxed the car. Dave and the Columbians should get together and play cards or something. The next day we rolled around and eventually headed back for home, Steve and Renee parted ways and headed towards Champaign to see more of Dave. On a side note, Steve has seen Dave three times this month and had floor seats every time, what a cum dumpster. Ok, back on track here, we made it as far as Kalamazoo and decided we should just stay there for the night and jam at Aaron's place, which proved to be a great idea. After a lot of musical meandering and some sleepage, we finished the final leg of our journey and made it back to Cadillac. Definitely a great weekend, the best I've had in a long time.

Ok, tomorrow is a busy day. Heading downtown to do some drum shopping, then its back to being a nerd, and why...why would I waste a perfectly good Friday on the computer. For you guys, yeah, there's the guilt, send money.

12/11/02 3:17 AM ~ Luke
Mood_Rockin <‡> Ear Input_Mudvayne: Not Falling <‡> Plotting_Study Session

The "dean" of what? The world?!? People rule, so do trailer parks, see the connection? Gee, I hope I don't get kicked out of school. Wow, you can always tell when people have forgotten to take their ritalin. In response to these empty threats I'd just like to inform the involved parties that money for Luke's Domain keeps coming in, and the revolution grows ever stronger. But please, don't stop! Soon I'll have enough to open a hate mail section here at the almighty domain. Idle threats spawn from idle minds, case closed. Since it seems to be the thing to do, I'm going to start my own home based business. Hmm, but what to offer? Oh wait, I know where the demand is at: ENGLISH TUTORS!!!!!!!! I know where I could get a whole slew of students.

The time grows near, the new domain is almost upon us. I for one am very excited about this. But for now, I must finish writing a paper on a book I didn't read. Oh shit....is the "dean" going to take my books away too?!?!?!

12/08/02 2:38 AM ~ Luke
Mood_Tired <‡> Ear Input_Foo Fighters: Everlong <‡> Plotting_Sleep

Well it's almost finals week, so I'm guessing most of you won't be reading this. I'm not going to post the new video until I boot up the new domain in about a week and a half. It's just too big and I'm out of webspace, so we'll just all have to wait until I have unlimited space. I was reading up on CGI scripts in C++ tonight, I got some really good ideas and I can't wait to apply them to the new site. Over to more entertaining things; on the left you see RyRy after applying Vic's Vapor rub under his eyes, give it a click to enlarge. Well they promptly swelled up and began watering like no other. Now I know most of you are asking, "Why in the hell would he put Vic's Vapor rub und........oh wait, it's Ryan." I'm thinking that my bed is the only thing that can help me now, finals are finally here and I can't put them off. I hate this part of school, and I'm ready to see Dave and take a nice vacation.

My boy Nate cam up Friday night, it was good to see him again. He'll be back here next semester and I can't wait. Together him and I are going to start a site. So between his amazing artistic ability, and my technical geek shizzle we should have a pretty rockin site. Well kids, it's late and I have a busy day ahead of me tomorrow. I'll get back at you guys later when I need a break from studying pointless crap my university deemed vital to my educational development. <sigh> Ah the American educational system, fuck it, i'm moving to Russia. Who's with me? Tired, sleep, mmmmmmmmm...

12/06/02 5:23 AM ~ Luke
Mood_Anxious <‡> Ear Input_DMB: You Never Know <‡> Plotting_10 Page Paper

Ok, world's shortest post. I'm writing a stupid paper for my Philosophy class on Thomson's view of abortion. Oh yeah, lots of fun over here. Anyway, I followed the advice given to me by the wisest of them all, Austin. And I cut the snow down to just the top of the page. This should make reading easier and drastically cut back the number of seizures produced by this site. I have a new clip of the week, most of you have already seen it, but for those of you who haven't you're in for a treat. I should have it up in the next day or two once I conquer some compression problems. That's all for now, peace out.

I've amended this post in order to add this conversation with Steve.

We rule

12/03/02 2:10 PM ~ Luke
Mood_Excellent <‡> Ear Input_SOD: Defy You<‡> Plotting_Continued Laughter

Well kids we hit a new first today! Earlier Luke's Domain became the target of a conspiracy to scare me into silence with threats of legal action and law suits. In response to this Luke's Domain offers the following official statement, "1-800-ABCDEFG..." That is all for now, nothing else can be confirmed or denied. First amendment, ever hear of it? At this point I'd like to remind all of Luke's Domain's viewers that this page does contain a disclaimer. Mostly based on common sense but then again common sense doesn't really seem to be a prominent staple in today's society. Sometimes people just amaze me, but hey without them I'd have nothing to laugh at. In an unrelated incident I now present to you Jesus's new ad campaign. Personally I think Jesus has gone just a bit too far this time trying to fill the seats in church, but hey, that's just me. Besides, I've heard nothing but sour reviews for his show. And honestly, how guilty would you feel sitting on the tip rail giving Jesus a dollar? I think the whole situation would be one to avoid; so just give Jesus your money during church, stay away from Coz's on Jesus night.

So far we've received enough for the first three months of service for the new domain. I'll get that up and running over Christmas break, well, assuming I'm not in jail...HAHAHAHAHA weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, oh my god ahahahahahahahahaahahaha.....HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA, shhh shhh, no more....wait, OOOOOOOOO BOY HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHH, in jail...HAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA. Damn that felt good.

Anyway, I'm working a brand new clip of the week. It involves Ryry and I, Matt's desk, 200 pennies, and about 72 glue sticks. You can ponder about that but I assure you it's not what you think. As for me, it's time to jam. Later my children...

12/01/02 7:35 PM ~ Luke
Mood_Pretty good <‡> Ear Input_Mushroomhead: Bwomp <‡> Plotting_uh....

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving break, mine was good and the food was plentiful; that's about all it takes with me. Anyway, my festivities started before break even began. I was trying out the cam that the gracious Paul let me borrow, just taking random pictures to test the resolution and so forth. When I was looking through these pictures one of them caught my eye and sent my brain into action. This lone picture, unbenounced to itself, sparked the genius section of my brain and I quickly developed my plan for riches. So here it is, Luke's Domain is proud to present "Matt Brand Official Jizz Mops!!!"

For this astonishingly low price you too can own part of the legend that is Matt. Supplies are limited so act now!

On to other things; I was driving back to campus today, Ryry accompanied me. So far nothing worth reporting, however, upon entering town I decided to stop by a friend's house to drop off my drum set. As we neared our destination we happened past a cemetery, one grave in particular seemed to have an abnormally large group of mourners gathered around it. Upon seeing this Ry instinctively rolled down the window and shouted, "They're dead! Get over it!" I just kinda let my jaw fall open a bit, what else was there for me to do. In other Ryan related news; he shuttled us all into the bathroom earlier to admire and pay respect to a foot long turd that he shit out. So there you have it, Ryry feels the need to pay final respects to his own shit, but not to our lost loved ones...a moment of silence please. I got a new watch from Burger King, it's Homer, it's good. This is all for now, "The Simpons" are on in like 2 minutes, so I've got to get out there. Peace out my children.