Fill Your Own Teeth

It's not the cost that bothers me, as they let you pay it off gradually. It's the thought of having some lunatic drilling away in my teeth 8! times when I am convinced that the hurting tooth, due to some wild hunch, is the big black one with a fucking big hole in it.

I have found information on DIY dentistry. I am not letting that CHILD with less degrees than what I've got near me nashers again.

I've also located a source of Gutta Percha, so I can make my own fillings.

It's quite easy to do, I've been reading about it. I plan to use chemicals to clean out the hole instead of a drill. The hard part is you have to keep a load of listerine in your mouth for about 15 - 20 minutes to kill off any bacteria in the holes to fillinged, followed by a course of calcium tablets.

Massive Huge Enormous Things - 1

Thursday, went to Dentists for talk about my x rays.

After a brief discussion.

Her: So, thats the treatment you need - OK?
Me, OK.
Her: Open wide then, I want to take another look
I open wide.
BUT! Instead of picking up a mirror, she PICKS UP A DRILL!
Me (with mouth open with drill in it: Oogawooga, wong wong!
Her: Yes, I know, I thought you'd be more likely to come today if you
didnt know I was going to do this.
Me: Oingawoinga, wong!
Her: Yes, I know. Does it hurt?
Me: Noing.
Her: I'll give you some anasthetic anyway.
Then she produces a HUGE SYRINGE and fills my bloodstream with MORPHINE!
More drilling, then:
Her: I'm going now to put steel pins in it
Me: Woinga wong: Ning?
Her: Gold plated stainless steel.
Me: Woing goingy!
Her: Now, we're DRILLING OUT THE NERVES so I'll give you another shot.
Me: Woingy boingy boingy!

So, she finishes off and I go home, feeling EXTREMELY WOOZY, Joni rings up and am so stoned off all this MORPHINE that despite not having a BIG DRILL in my mouth all I can say is 'wongy boingy woo woo!'

Morphine is GRATE!

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