=20
>XFM fucking RULES, even if they've got a few songs on really heavy =
rotation, they're great songs... the ones I'm noticing most are =
Deus,=20
Manics, Pixies, and Stereolab - nightmare eh? I'd much rather be=20
hearing Mark Morrison and Puff Daddy again and again...
Is XFM purely an "indie" station? I'm thinking ahead to when the Melons = new single eventually comes out, and who might be the most appropriate = dj's to send records to. Does anyone personally know any XFM dj's, or = know who are the most indiepop-oriented?
>HAHAHAHAHAH LONDON IS FUCKING ACE!
Leicester's GRATE
=20
=20
=20
I'm almost at the "buying a pint on my credit card like a FUCKING
STUDENT" stage, as it's not payday until friday, ah well, sure I'll
manage, as I've been staying in being a spazmo at work and doing
computer programming all night, so no going out spending beer and
drinking fat putting on money etc...
So tonight - NO BEER. No, honest.
XFM fucking RULES, even if they've got a few songs on really heavy
rotation, they're great songs... the ones I'm noticing most are Deus,
Manics, Pixies, and Stereolab - nightmare eh? I'd much rather be
hearing Mark Morrison and Puff Daddy again and again...
HAHAHAHAHAH LONDON IS FUCKING ACE!
Pauly
Oh lumme, just got in cos i overslept again. Curses. My ass will be on the line for this ...
oh, hang on, i work in a university! no-one gives a toss! Hooray!
I bought some really lovely bread last night, it is called Norfolk Crunch and is like Crusty bread with BITS, except sliced. Luvvly. Thus today's lunch will be delish, as it also features that brilliant Sainsbury's French COnserve Rasperry Jam which is super great and niiiice. I recommend it to you all.
Also in my exciting life i went to the launderette, where once again i was followed by LOOOONEYS, including the classic "Weird old man watching the machines and gibbering" and "subnormal man with his aged mother bickering". At least no-one did a Levi's ad and stripped off, which happened last time. In the All Night Spar afterwards i got in a queue behind a grim doley mother (3,000,000 kids, slippers, a FAG) paying by bloody cheque, followed by - oh no - a STUDENT paying for 20p of groceries and Fags with a credit card. While this went on there was a big row between the checkout staff and a massively CAMP bloke who wanted to wheel his bike around the supermarket with him.
It was a bit rum,
NIGEY NIGE THE BUDDING POP STAR WROTE:
>Is XFM purely an "indie" station? I'm thinking ahead to when the Melons
>new single eventually comes out, and who might be the most appropriate
>dj's to send records to. Does anyone personally know any XFM dj's, or
know who
>are the most indiepop-oriented?
gary crowleys is probably yer man but simon williams does a "tomorrows talent show on sundays"
g.c. does a demo clash thing on fridays - he features 2 bands a week and if its like his old glr show means that you get to ring in and say which one is the best and that stays in to go up against another demo tape the next week etc etc
other dj's are john kennedy "experimental music show" dave arnoff "garage & psychedlic bands"
xfm - 97 charlotte st, london w1
post a copy to me and if youre really nice i'll walk it round there one lunchtime....
ade
Claire Sturgis will play any old shit.
Ho, and indeed ho...
Subject: RE: I am a Bad Boy
ERROR: history for specified animal does not exist
bollocks - ant and boyzone have disappeared off the face of the technoshpere - I think we've been Mullied, Sculder.
>
> Claire Sturgis will play any old shit.
Smart - are you paying attention Sean? Plug us baby...
Oh yeah, and Nigey Nigey Nigey Nige is NOT a "budding pop star", he is one of the respected statesmen of Leicester ROCK. Youngsters sidle up to him and say "Oh Nigel, is it true you once played on Mark Radcliffe? Did you not have to get up v early?" and he will chuckle wisely and then instruct them in the ways of Old School Tweeeeness. And then completely forget to get around to finishing off compilation tapes for people...
>WHo's coming to the Xfm David deviant and his Smelly arse gig tonight then? Is it just me and FAT BOY?
probly - i know jody is going though...
i'd like to go - but only for the drinking beer, night out factor... i maintain that david deviant is early bowie and is arse but you never know i may get off me arse and get a wristband at lunchtime as long as i dont have to go to far....
ade
head like a hole on breakfast radio !
lummy....
we lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xfm....
Message-ID: <340D28A5.7C66E568@gordian.co.uk>
Date: Wed, 03 Sep 1997 10:06:45 +0100
> head like a hole on breakfast radio !
>
> lummy....
>
> we lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xfm....
>
it was truly GRATE this morning.
I woke up to more bollocks from that WANKER on radio1 and thought right
I've had enough of you m'laddo. 104.9 here we come. May I say it made
getting up this morning a whole lot easier.
WHo's coming to the Xfm David deviant and his Smelly arse gig tonight then? Is it just me and FAT BOY?
cheers
Nic
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BaaaaDAAAAAN!!!!
Haha,
I'm back, having absconded off to Surrey yesterday without asking =
permission or telling any of you where I was going.
That's because I didn't know. MY bosses' Nanny (like aupair, not old = wrinkly woman in support tights) walked out on her leaving her stuk with = a four year old (that needs castrating) and a baby with a big head, so = she couldn't meet me for our meeting in Cambridge yesterday -so instead, = I went to Richmond, on a train, with a mobile phone.
Cor, I didn't 'alf feel professional I'm going to demand a lap top next = time so I can get it out on the train and play patience on it.
Unfortunatley I didn't get home till almost 10pm, fortunatley I';m going = to putdown every single hour on my time sheet and get paid a shit load.
haha, and one more ha.
ps the breakfast show is stilll reallly reallly annoying but I@m too = lazy to replace the tapes in my car, I turned radio four off after a = lengthy discussion on preservation of fields.
>
>> > well the last time i went to turnmills we >decided to get pre clubby
>drinks in the west > end cos its only a five minute (ie a fiver)
>
>
>
>
>>stuck up tarts! up here in leicester a bottle of cider down the park
>sorts >us out before clubbing. you should try it
>
>yeah - it's cheap too, because by the time you've drunk a whoole bottle
>of cider, <mmmmm strongbow> , thrown up over yourself and accidentally
>set fire to your loon pants with a clipper lighter, it's too late to go
>to the club and therefore you save money.
>
>nice. Or alternatively you could try a bottle of thunderbird and just
>spend the night in a puddle of your own urine, swearing at passers by and
>falling down stairs.
>
Buckfast! It is lovely!
>
>
>
>
>
consisted of wanting shot everyone on oxford street & in macdonalds - fuckin tourists I HATE THEM....
but the qtr pounder only cheese & med chips was nice
AND that new single by twatheads the seahorses is ARSE on a stick...
string em up....
>consisted of wanting shot everyone on oxford street & in macdonalds - >fuckin tourists I HATE THEM....
Talking of tourists, I've got me hanky knotted on my head and all my = possessions knotted in a spotted bag over my shoulder. I'm coming up to = London on Friday night and will be staying in Greenwich.
Saturday, the only place I have to get to is Turnmills (EC1) by 11pm or = whatever, so are you lot going to shiver your timbers and suggest = somewhere for me to get a pre-club drink, and whether or not I can be = expectant of your, no doubt, wonderful company for at least a small part = of the evening?
I don't know where I'm staying Saturday night, but it's somewhere on = the northern line. hopefully not a tube.
lunch was some more salads left over from the party. and a manky apple. = bleugh
On Wed, 3 Sep 1997, Jo McGowan wrote:
>
>>consisted of wanting shot everyone on oxford street & in macdonalds -
>>fuckin tourists I HATE THEM....
I used to like the tourists
It is true, Dave Stewart is a bit of a prune,
Luminous Basement was a good LP THOUGH.
I always knew that it would be this way
Everybody used to say
Everybody seems to know
Don't say, I told youuuuuu sooooooooooooooooooo!!
(do do do dooooo do do do do do doooo doooooo doooooo!)
And who can forget:
'If I should falllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! wil you throw me down your laderrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?????
(Boing Boing Boing!!!!!!!!!)
Neil wrote:
> >
> >>consisted of wanting shot everyone on oxford street & in macdonalds
> -
> >>fuckin tourists I HATE THEM....
>
> I used to like the tourists
The first record I EVER bought was 'I only want to be with you' by them.
jeeezz, I must have been six years old! After that it was Eighth Day - Hazel O'Connor...
Early starter...
>
>
> It is true, Dave Stewart is a bit of a prune,
He's recording just round the corner from here. Seen walking around
barefoot with
takeouts..chomping.
>Talking of tourists, I've got me hanky knotted on my head and all my
possessions
knotted in a spotted bag over my shoulder. I'm coming up to London on
Friday night a
nd will be staying in Greenwich.
>Saturday, the only place I have to get to is Turnmills (EC1) by 11pm or
whatever, so are
you lot going to shiver your timbers and suggest somewhere for me to get a
pre-club drink, and whether or not I can be expectant of your, no doubt,
wonderful company for at least a small part of the evening?
>I don't know where I'm staying Saturday night, but it's somewhere on the
northern line.
hopefully not a tube.
well the last time i went to turnmills we decided to get pre clubby drinks in the west end cos its only a five minute (ie a fiver) cab ride.....
what we doing then chaps?
>
> well the last time i went to turnmills we
>decided to get pre clubby drinks in the west
> end cos its only a five minute (ie a fiver)
stuck up tarts! up here in leicester a bottle of cider down the park sorts us out before clubbing. you should try it
>
> >
> > well the last time i went to turnmills we
> >decided to get pre clubby drinks in the west
> > end cos its only a five minute (ie a fiver)
>
>
>
>
> stuck up tarts! up here in leicester a bottle of cider down the park sorts
> us out before clubbing. you should try it
Yes, then you could be as sophisticated and go-getting as Neil, perhaps you could even dance as well, be attractive to laddiiiez, and get to leech off my genius for decades?
This weekend i drank the worst bitter i have ever drank in the Mag before going clubbing, but it still made me tiddly. And then i chatted amiably with that Rob out of Wrinkly Pink Catsuits about The Stone Roses while he chewed manically and waved his arms about. What was that all about then?
>
> well the last time i went to turnmills =
we
>decided to get pre clubby drinks in the west
> end cos its only a five minute (ie a =
fiver)
>stuck up tarts! up here in leicester a bottle of cider down the park =
sorts
>us out before clubbing. you should try it
yeah - it's cheap too, because by the time you've drunk a whoole bottle = of cider, <mmmmm strongbow> , thrown up over yourself and accidentally = set fire to your loon pants with a clipper lighter, it's too late to go = to the club and therefore you save money.
nice. Or alternatively you could try a bottle of thunderbird and just = spend the night in a puddle of your own urine, swearing at passers by = and falling down stairs.
> nice. Or alternatively you could try a bottle of thunderbird and just = > spend the night in a puddle of your own urine, swearing at passers by = > and falling down stairs.
Altogether now...
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDENT!
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDENT!
Personally i favour a nice BOTTLE of Spanish Red and lots of FAGS, but then i am dead chic.
>stuck up tarts! up here in leicester a bottle of cider down the park =
sorts
>us out before clubbing. you should try it
>yeah - it's cheap too, because by the time you've drunk a whoole bottle = of cider, <mmmmm strongbow> , thrown up over yourself and accidentally = set fire to your loon pants with a clipper lighter, it's too late to go = to the club and therefore you save money.
>nice. Or alternatively you could try a bottle of thunderbird and just = spend the night in a puddle of your own urine, swearing at passers by = and falling down stairs.
I must come to Peterborough more often
>Neil wrote:
> >
> >>consisted of wanting shot everyone on oxford street & in macdonalds
> -
> >>fuckin tourists I HATE THEM....
>
> I used to like the tourists
>The first record I EVER bought was 'I only want to be with you' by = them.
>jeeezz, I must have been six years old! After that it was Eighth Day - >Hazel O'Connor...
The first record I bought was Centrefold by the J Geils Band, I didn't = realise what the song was about, but I liked the tweedly flute bit at = the end. First album, Nik Kershaw, pwhowagh. And I had a thing for the = bloke from haircuut 100 Nick heyward
>The first record I EVER bought was 'I only want to be with you' by them.
>jeeezz, I must have been six years old! After that it was Eighth Day - Hazel O'Connor...
mine was strawbs - part of the union.... top choon....
although i did go and ruin my cred by buying jimmy osmond - long hair lover from liverpool in the mistaken belief that he was singing about me - although i didnt come from liverpool though
although the osmond song may have been before the strawbs.....
(has mark e smith ever done a song in any other style than a drunken drawl?)
ade
Kosso wrote:
>The first record I EVER bought was 'I only want to be with you' by them.
I've not heard their version, although I can imagine Van the Man giving it his all. I'm only know Dusty's and The Tourists' versions.
BOOM BOOM !!
> >nice. Or alternatively you could try a bottle of thunderbird and just
> >spend the night in a puddle of your own urine, swearing at passers by and
> >falling down stairs.
> >
>
> Buckfast! It is lovely!
Where are you getting buckfast from? I have heard tell of it's niceness but have never seeeen it in The Midlands. Mind you, i don't spend all my time loitering outside off-licences like some people ...
> nice. Or alternatively you could try a bottle of thunderbird and just = > spend the night in a puddle of your own urine, swearing at passers by = > and falling down stairs.
>Altogether now...
>STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDENT!
>STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDENT!
noooooooo, you've been to Peterborough, that's what I used to buy with my pocketmoney when I hung out at the Shamrock.
These days what with my student grant and all it's a 2 quid bottle of french vin de table and none of the fun of falling down stairs. Oh what would it be worth to be 16 again and get felt up behind the goal posts on the ......eharm. sorry,..... wanders off reminiscing
Message-ID: <340D6B87.64CD6991@gordian.co.uk>
Date: Wed, 03 Sep 1997 14:52:07 +0100
Jo McGowan wrote:
>
> Oh what would it be worth to be 16 again and get felt up behind the goal posts on the
behind the goalposts, oooooo-er?
I'm sure theres a joke about a 6 yard box in there somewhere?
>although the osmond song may have been before the strawbs.....
>
>(has mark e smith ever done a song in any other style than a drunken
>drawl?)
Just one song:
Totally wired.
Ahm totally wired!!
(totally wired!!)
Can't you see?
I drank a jar of coffeee!!!!!
And then I took some of these!!!
And! I'm!
Totally wired!!!
>
>ade
>
>
>
And you know in your brain you must LEAVE THE CAPITAL!!
I took a walk down west 11! I had to wade through 500 European thugs.
I put some change on the asian counter. I asked politely if I could have two lagers.
A hospital discharge asked where he could crash.
It was a steak restaraunt gaseous fire exit
Giraffe expansion device (uh!!)
>You can crash at my house if you like... no promises of good sex or
anything, but the >offer's there...
no change there then......
>I'm going to Highbury Garage on Friday night I hope, to see
Spiritualised, but I'm not
>sure... what're you other cockneys up to?
well im deffo going to the garage to see the humongeously gorge spiritualised..
as long as i can get a friggin wristband...
Adrian_Harris@Sonymusic.Com wrote:
> ng to Highbury Garage on Friday night I hope, to see
> Spiritualised, but I'm not > >sure... what're you other cockneys up to?
>
> well im deffo going to the garage to see the humongeously gorge
> spiritualised..
>
> as long as i can get a friggin wristband...
lets make sure we get the friday morning Guardian, cos the info will be in there.
>The first record I bought was Centrefold by the J Geils Band, I didn't realise what the song was about, but I liked the tweedly flute bit at the end.
it was a GRATE video as well ;)
i think you had to be male and about 14 to properly appreciate it though....
> nice. Or alternatively you could try a bottle of thunderbird and just = > spend the night in a puddle of your own urine, swearing at passers by = > and falling down stairs.
What's this "thunderbird"? Apart from that, sounds like a normal
friday / saturday / everyday night out for me...
> nice. Or alternatively you could try a bottle of thunderbird and just =
=3D=20
> spend the night in a puddle of your own urine, swearing at passers by =
=3D=20
> and falling down stairs.
=20
>What's this "thunderbird"? Apart from that, sounds like a normal=20
>friday / saturday / everyday night out for me...
=20
S'fortified wine, comes in "Blue" - very sweet and "Red" even more =
sweet. Works on the same principle as Mad Dog, except without the =
colourings and flavourings, which means that, although you may =
hallucinate, sweat and shit for five days constantly after drinking lots =
of it, at least you won't loose your sight, as you would with kiwi and =
lime MD 20/20.
It;'s very cheap too, but then so's lighter fluid.
Pils, Jody's not happy about Jon going tonight, she's going to beat
you up...
Subject: Re: todays lunch
>What's this "thunderbird"? Apart from that, sounds like a normal
friday / saturday / >everyday night out for me...
god pauly - you havent lived.....
its foul and disgusting but dead cheap and gets you very pissed
ade
I was being Neilonic, I've had thunderbird before, Iw as trying to say
"i don't need to drink anything especially strong or weird to get in
that state" you dull buffoons...
Subject: Re: Re[2]: todays lunch
Had an early night on Sunday, leapt out of bed on monday morning, drank a cup of coffee, drove up to the A6 at Red Hill Roundabout and straight into the back of a red Ford Escort.
People from Clag Magazine and Record Collector were following me..
i just sent a fax to dear clair s
asking her to play gravity grave on the hour request bit...
i obviously used words like noingy!! noingy!! etc,...
I came over all communist today and stuck this on ANGST - anyone fancy a heated debate?
It's always very sad when someone dies, but something came on the radio that really pissed me off.
It was a spokesman saying ~ ' because Di was interested in ordinary people then ordinary ppl would be let into the funeral as well as politicians and royals.' the spokesman summed up that it wouldnt just be 'the great and the good'.
well, who the FUCK do they think they are? you DONT have to be a fucking royal to be great and you certainly dont have to be a politician to be good. How DARE they. Yes it's a big occasion and very sad, but that is no excuse to insult most of the fucking population. I know plenty of good and great ppl that are perfectly normal. And anyway, politicians? Good? These ppl are the fucking scum of the earth! How DARE they patronise us like this.
Any 'ordinary' ppl invited should boycott the thing. And this insult came from Tony Blairs office. Proof positive that if he's really a socialist then he's being bloody low key about it.
Ordinary people ARE great. Much more so than those gits that try to push us around. We are the people that built this fucking country, (and funded the royal family for two thousand years). and any ordinary people out there, don't you forget it. YOU are every bit as important as some politician or royal person. In fact about a hundred times more so.
Lets hear it for normal people!
I say normal, I'm actually having cold seafood pizza and an apple and a peanut butter roll and a mug of orange squash. It may not be that normal I spose but it's bloody lovely.
Neil:
> It's always very sad when someone dies, but something came on the radio
> that really pissed me off.
>
> It was a spokesman saying ~ ' because Di was interested in ordinary people
> then ordinary ppl would be let into the funeral as well as politicians and
> royals.' the spokesman summed up that it wouldnt just be 'the great and
> the good'.
>
> well, who the FUCK do they think they are? you DONT have to be a fucking
> royal to be great and you certainly dont have to be a politician to be
> good. How DARE they. Yes it's a big occasion and very sad, but that is no
> excuse to insult most of the fucking population. I know plenty of good and
> great ppl that are perfectly normal. And anyway, politicians? Good? These
> ppl are the fucking scum of the earth! How DARE they patronise us like
> this.
>
> Any 'ordinary' ppl invited should boycott the thing. And this insult came
> from Tony Blairs office. Proof positive that if he's really a socialist
> then he's being bloody low key about it.
>
> Ordinary people ARE great. Much more so than those gits that try to push
> us around. We are the people that built this fucking country, (and funded
> the royal family for two thousand years). and any ordinary people out
> there, don't you forget it. YOU are every bit as important as some
> politician or royal person. In fact about a hundred times more so.
It's just a turn of phrase dear.
>> there, don't you forget it. YOU are every bit as important as some
>> politician or royal person. In fact about a hundred times more so.
>
>
>It's just a turn of phrase dear.
>
>
>
Bollocks. You have been brainwashed by the MAN! It has to come from somewhere. They wouldnt call themselves great and good if they didnt think they were would they? And it implies by default that they think ordinary ppl are small and bad. Theyve looked down thier noses at us for too long. I'm off to get some ordinary household chemicals, a timer, and a detonator. Who's with me?
Neil wrote:
>Ordinary people ARE great. Much more so than those gits that try to push us around. We are the people that built this fucking country, (and funded the royal family for two thousand years). and any ordinary people out there, don't you forget it. YOU are every bit as important as some politician or royal person. In fact about a hundred times more so.
>Lets hear it for normal people!
Is this the same Neil Brown who also wrote:
Just been to beaumont leys on the way in to get some decongestants from the big boots there. There are some fucking ugly thick and common people live in beaumont leys. Since this morning i dont buy all this caring socialist 'oh lets care about the white working classes' crap. They are lazy, dim, and very badly dressed. They should all be killed.
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
I say normal, I'm actually having cold seafood pizza and an apple and a peanut butter roll and a mug of orange squash. It may not be that normal I spose but it's bloody lovely.
>Bollocks. You have been brainwashed by the MAN! It has to come from >somewhere. They wouldnt call themselves great and good if they didnt >think >they were would they? And it implies by default that they think ordinary >ppl are small and bad. Theyve looked down thier noses at us for too long. >I'm off to get some ordinary household chemicals, a timer, and a >detonator. Who's with me?
what are you going to do? blow off their noses so they can't look down them any more?
>
>Is this the same Neil Brown who also wrote:
>
>Just been to beaumont leys on the way in to get some decongestants from
>the big boots there. There are some fucking ugly thick and common people
>live in beaumont leys. Since this morning i dont buy all this caring
>socialist 'oh lets care about the white working classes' crap. They are
>lazy, dim, and very badly dressed. They should all be killed.
>
>HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Have you no sense of irony?
>
>
>
>
>
>I say normal, I'm actually having cold seafood pizza and an apple and a
>peanut butter roll and a mug of orange squash. It may not be that normal I
>spose but it's bloody lovely.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>>Bollocks. You have been brainwashed by the MAN! It has to come from
>>somewhere. They wouldnt call themselves great and good if they didnt >think
>>they were would they? And it implies by default that they think ordinary
>>ppl are small and bad. Theyve looked down thier noses at us for too long.
>>I'm off to get some ordinary household chemicals, a timer, and a
>>detonator. Who's with me?
>
>what are you going to do? blow off their noses so they can't look down them any more?
>
>
Yes - royal people have huge great ugly big noses. You could fit 2 pounds of cemtex up each nostril!
Fruit rinsing hint:
Don't put an apple in with a slice of seafood pizza and expect it to taste like an apple!
>
>
>
>
>Ordinary people ARE great. Much more so than those gits that try to push us around. We are the people that built this fucking country, (and funded the royal family for two thousand years). and any ordinary people out there, don't you forget it. YOU are every bit as important as some politician or royal person. In fact about a hundred times more so.
>Lets hear it for normal people!
>Is this the same Neil Brown who also wrote:
>Just been to beaumont leys on the way in to get some decongestants from the big boots there. There are some fucking ugly thick and common people live in beaumont leys. Since this morning i dont buy all this caring socialist 'oh lets care about the white working classes' crap. They are lazy, dim, and very badly dressed. They should all be killed.
>HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
>Have you no sense of irony?
Yes, but which is the ironic Neil?
btw, I'm being ironic here (or am I?)
I say normal, I'm actually having cold seafood pizza and an apple and a peanut butter roll and a mug of orange squash. It may not be that normal I spose but it's bloody lovely.
Neiloon wrote: It was a spokesman saying ~ ' because Di was interested in ordinary people
> then ordinary ppl would be let into the funeral as well as politicians
> and
> royals.' the spokesman summed up that it wouldnt just be 'the great
> and <<<AMAZING!! spelling kidz!!>>
> the good'.
>
> well, who the FUCK do they think they are? you DONT have to be a
> fucking
> royal to be great <<ERK!!! THERE IT IS AGAIN!!!!>>and you certainly
> dont have to be a politician to be
> good. How DARE they. Yes it's a big occasion and very sad, but that
> is no
> excuse to insult most of the fucking population. I know plenty of good
> and
> great <<BU...BU.... WHA???!!!>>ppl that are perfectly normal. And
> anyway, politicians? Good? These
> ppl are the fucking scum of the earth! How DARE they patronise us like
>
> this.
>
> Ordinary people ARE great. <<WAH HAY!! THIS IS BECOMING A HABIT!!>>
> Much more so than those gits that try to push
> us around. We are the people that built this fucking country, (and
> funded
> the royal family for two thousand years). and any ordinary people out
> there, don't you forget it. YOU are every bit as important as some
> politician or royal person. In fact about a hundred times more so.
>
> Lets hear it for normal people!
>
>
*falls off chair*
By the whey, Porly and Nyque.... what time are you going to Borderline??
Going anywhere first?
Got me bracelet
Oh ho, make it tonighhhttttttttt!
tonighhhhhttttttt!!!!!
make it righhtttttt!!!!
Oh ho, make it tonighhhttttttttt!
tonighhhhhttttttt!!!!!
make it righhtttttt!!!!
Ohhh!! Your hair is beautifullll!!!!!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!
Toniiiighhhttttt!!
Atomic!
(Guitar: neaung neau neau neaunnnnngggg!!)
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Neil.
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*hhmmmmpppph*
not on my christmas card list now
hahahah - ive just had a cunning plan - i'll just re-send the fax everyday until she caves in under the pressure.......
RE the "what's thunderbird?" comment:
I was being Neilonic, I've had thunderbird before, Iw as trying to say
"i don't need to drink anything especially strong or weird to get in
that state" you dull buffoons...
NuuuUUUuur you dinlos...
Damn, was gonna say something else, but I forgot now... OH YEAH,
there's a picture of Nick Stocker here:
http://www.vic.u-net.com/lwener.jpg
Who he? He's one of the "strange are defacated and professional and
genuine, now where's the checque?" wankers from uk-indie... and he's
posing with Louise Wener, WHAT A FUCKING CUNT!
Apparently strange supported DD&HSW before, hmmm, not sure I believe
that...
>
> RE the "what's thunderbird?" comment:
>
> I was being Neilonic, I've had thunderbird before, Iw as trying to say > "i don't need to drink anything especially strong or weird to get in > that state" you dull buffoons...
Yeah, right ... you are desperately trying to make up for looking like a LIGHTWEIGHT by claiming irony ... so nothing like Neil then.
Bless.
> Apparently strange supported DD&HSW before, hmmm, not sure I believe > that...
Is quite possible, obviously you are a mere punter and not one of the glittering array of stars like what we are. David Dickweed is hardly the world's biggest draw, so to be support would simply involved going into (say) the Charlotte and saying "Hello Andy the Landlord, can we support David Devant?" and he say "OK" and then you run away before he tries to get you to play some godawful all-dayer.
Thus Voon supported Capt Sensible and i have had my photo taken with Zoe Ball, except obviously that's cos she is my MISSUS and not some sad standing near a famous person occasion at all.
I'm sorry for rambling, i have just sat through an HOUR's talk about the RAE and my BRAIN hurts ...
>
>Yeah, right ... you are desperately trying to make up for looking like a
>LIGHTWEIGHT by claiming irony ... so nothing like Neil then.
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I j U s T a T E a n e N T I Re P a c k Et O f w i n eGu m s aN D TheR E w e r e N ObLa aC K O N E S!!
B O Ll o CkS O h Wel lk A T Le a ST ThE y W E R E NiCE.
I've been at their web page, what a shower of cunts... the guestbook
is hilarious - "not too 'crash bang wallop' like a lot of bands", WHAT
A FUCKING CUNT... though I thought the very bottom comment was
particularly witty.
http://www.vic.u-net.com/
>I've been at their web page, what a shower of cunts... the guestbook
>is hilarious - "not too 'crash bang wallop' like a lot of bands", WHAT
>A FUCKING CUNT... though I thought the very bottom comment was
>particularly witty.
What, that Pauly Ramone?
he had a funny home page though?
The strange graphic is poo, so i didn't bother with the rest of the site - you should link 'em to the sorted records pages.
http://www.vic.u-net.com/
Dance dance werever you may be
to the groovula sounds of Shag Frenzy
We drink and swear and use the lavatory
Because we ar ethe band called Shag Frenzy
Dance dance werever you may be
We can't sing or play but we look sexy
And we drink and swear and use the lavatory
And we're better than you because we don't smell of we
Dance dance werever you may be
to the popliar beat of Shag Frenzy
We look REEALLY GRATE but the musics rubbish
But we're better than Strange and we don't smell of fish
Right, someone put some backing music to this... I picture this being
sung by a choir or very young girls (to the tune of "lord of the
dance" incase you didn't see it), but we want some understated
feedback and shit behind it, and a cheep and cheezy drum machine.
And a tambourine obviously, so Nic doesn't feel left out.
DO IT NOW!
S E E Y o u aLl tOm OrR OW
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