This Is Me..Really

Well, this is probably the only time in my life that I can't be original. But I like Dok's questions so much I had to copy them and answer them in my own special way...

The point of this page is to answer all those questions that get asked in those forwards....so now, I'll just point to this page. If there is anything else you want answered,Email me!

Full name: David Edward Lavoie
Birthday: November 14, 1976 (but I will ONLY accept cash and booty)
Hometown: Regina, Saskatchewan, but spent 22 years in New Brunswick, now call Calgary, Alberta home
Education:
  • Fredericton High School - Graduated 1995
  • NBCC Woodstock 1995-1998 (Radio, TV/Video, Print & Online Journalism Diploma)

    • Employment: In my field -- Jabber Youth News, Starborn Arts & Entertainment. Now I am a furniture technition/Tenant Service Rep for Contemporary Office Interiors Ltd. at TransCanada Pipelines.
    Nicknames:Jailbird, Davey
    What's on my mouse pad: I don't believe in making pads out of mice!
    Fav Magazines: Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Playboy
    Fav Smells: Fresh Air
    Fav Sounds: Some no good talent like Shaq getting his ass kicked! Other than that..children laughing
    Worst Feeling in the world: (Have to agree with Dok here) Trying to decide if you've made the right choice
    Best feeling in the world: when you know you have made the right choice
    Biggest Pet Peeve? People changing who they are just so other people will like them.
    First thing I think of in the morning: Damn, I thought this time of the day was just a friggin' rumor
    Roller Coaster, Scary or exciting: Only been on one, and it scared the shit out of me.
    How Many rings to answer the phone: That is the beauty of caller ID...
    Future Daughter's name: Miran..(Same as the woman that Willam Wallace falls in Love with in Braveheart)or Kelsey.
    Future son's name: Kaden or Scott
    Fav Foods: Anything fried up in a pub, or Rice and Steak smothered in Cream of Chicken Sauce
    Chocolate or Vanilla: French Vanilla or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
    Do I like to drive fast:Hell Ya!
    Storms- Cool, Especially in Calgary!
    If I could meet one person dead or alive, DEAD -- Tupac Amaru Shakur, ALIVE -- Garth Brooks or Aaron Lewis from Staind
    Fav Alcoholic Drink: Grasshopper, Fosters (thanks to Bobbi) or Sleemans Honey Brown
    What is my zodiac sign: Scorpio
    If I could have any job I wanted what would it be: Owning my own Web Consulting irm and making 8 figures a year.
    Ever been in love: Love no --Lust Yes
    Is the glass half empty or half full: Depends on what it is full of...(Half full)
    Fav Movies: Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, The Green Mile, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
    Lefty or Righty:Righty...you lefties suck
    Do I type with my fingers on the right keys:Oh yeah baby...75 wpm...eat my justice!
    What's under my bed:Whatever it is should be pretty flat since my boxspring is on the floor...(Sorry scary monster person)
    Fav Number: Anything that ends in ?000,000 or whatever my bank account says
    Fav Sport to watch: NFL, wrestling and curling, or everyone's favorite -- How many steps before the drunk falls over
    Were you named after anyone? Not a chance...there are no other David's in the world!
    Do you wish on stars? Only the brightest ones! And they are starting to listen.
    Which finger is your favorite? Do thumbs count as fingers??
    When did you last cry? Can't remember
    If you were making a movie about yourself, what would the title be? Ow! I think I Hurt my Uvula (Youv-ula)
    Do you like your handwriting: I like it....some say I write like a woman, but how different is womans writing??
    Who do you admire?: My Mom, and Sherri!
    What is the #1 priority in your life? To live as long as possible and to have as much fun as I can in that period of time
    What is your favorite lunch meat: Dog or Cat!
    Any bad habits? None that little kids can hear about anyway
    What's your most embarrassing CD in your collection right now? Big Dumb Face (AKA --Wes Borland from Limp Bizkit) and even that isn't all that bad
    If you were another person, would you be friends WITH you?: Yes Because I'm deead seaxay!
    Are you a daredevil? How much booze are you willing to pay for?
    Have you ever told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? I can't say...It's a secret!
    Do looks matter? Sure...everyone has to see!
    Have you ever misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? challis tabernaq...all those french swear words sound so corny!
    Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Yes...and Lucky and me...we're not sharing
    Are you trendy? No...I'm nifty What do you do to release anger
    Beat the hell out of little skater punks...other than that, write or listen to my music.
    Are you passive or aggressive? Passive Agressive (Depends on the situation)
    Who is your idol?:Billy... My mother of course
    Where is your second home? TransCanada Pipelines -- Where I wrastle with furniture all day.
    Do you trust others easily? Unfortunately Yes, but that is slowly starting to change
    What was your favorite toy as a child? Crash Test Dummies and my Cabbage Patch Kid -- Judson Ray
    What class in school do you think is totally useless? Underwater fire prevention and it's pre-requsite, underwater basketweaving...You would have to be a fish to pass those classes! Do you like sappy love songs?I really don't like sappy anything
    Have you ever been on radio or television? Yes. Had a 15-minute news magazine for my radio class at NBCC Woodstock. Also did some television news reporting, also part of my tenure at NBCC Woodstock.
    Do you have a journal? Yes, but you can't see....($2.99 a minute must be 19 years or older)
    Do you like sarcasm? Are catholic priests fondling small childern
    Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
  • Summersault '97 --Got my ass kicked...(nice save Jake)
  • Finger Eleven -- Stampede 2001 -- best time of my life...

    • Do you feel understood most of the time? What do you mean?
    Do you know what 'sctief' is? Have no idea! But sounds like it hurts!
    Could you be a vegetarian? Could the Pope be Protestant?
    Would you ever bungee jump? Oh hell ya
    Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? Takes to much energy
    What are you worried about right now? Am I going to sober up in time for work?
    Do you ever wear coveralls? Nope, but they look great on chicks!
    Do you think you are strong: Strong minded...Yes
    What's your favorite ice cream flavor?Beer
    What's your favorite colour? Black and Gold...Home of the Black Kats..(Fredericton High School - circa: 1995)
    What's your least favorite thing in the world? Having this question asked to me
    How many teeth do you have?All of em'
    Parent's names: Paul and Ruth
    Brothers/Sisters: Two Sisters -- Lisa, 30 - Susan, 29
    Pets:Kayla - Damn cutest friggin puppy in the history of puppies
    Height: 5 foot 8 that is without the pumps
    How much do you love your job: Job= some, Politics that go along with it= none
    Been to Africa?In a past life
    Been toilet-papering? Yep
    Been toilet papered?Nope
    Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yeah but she was another centerfold
    Car accident?: Twice...damn winter
    Croutons or Bacon Bits: Bacon Bits
    2 doors or 4 (on a car):7 -- That's my stretch limo
    Sprite or 7 Up:Vanilla Coke -- Hey! Had to jump on the bandwagon sooner or later
    Favorite Holiday:ME DAY
    Favorite Day of the week: Any that end in "Y"
    Favorite Word or phrase: Lets go to the pub
    Favorite TV show(s): Dark Angel (cancelled), Titus (cancelled), Gilmore Girls (MOM IS HOT!), Roswell (Series is over) Buffy and Angel
    Favorite toothpaste:I don bruff mi teef
    Favorite Restaurant: Original Joes, Elephant and Castle, The Flying Emu or Greco
    Favorite Flowers: Anything that doesn't take water
    Preferred Type of Ice: Frozen...especially if skating...Right Curtis
    Best friend and why: Calgary -- Jake, my roomie cause he is holding a gun to my head to say so. Jamie, cause I have known him for so damn long..ALSO -- Sherri and Chris
    Disney/Warner bros: WB...Got to love the frog...Its got Gilmore Girls
    Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: Burger King
    When was your last hospital/clinic visit? May 31 (X-Ray on Fractured Ankle)
    What color is your bedroom's carpet? There is carpet in my bedroom???
    Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Nope...and they will never catch me....haha
    Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Any XXX shop, Sport Mart, Super Villan Store or A&B Sound
    What do you do most often when you are Bored? Can't say with out incriminating myself or others
    Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: Chris and Sherri
    Most annoying thing? When grown people pee on the seat and don't clean it up
    Bedtime:When she's ready
    The key to leading a happy fulfilling Life? Not getting hit by a bus...or...Living life for all it is worth and having no regrets

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