Phrases To Describe Nick
1)His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
2)He doesn't have all his rice crispies in one box.
3)He doesn't have both oars in the water.
4)He's a couple fries short fo a happy meal.
5)He's a few cards short of a deck.
6)He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
7)He's not the sharpest pencil in the box.
8)He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.(Ok, so I ripped that one off from a song.So sue me.)
9)He's not the brightest lightbulb in the box.
10)He's a couple books short of a library. (Thank you Jen)
11)He's not the brightest crayon in the box.
12)He's got a couple screws loose.
13)He's a couple letters short of the alphabet.
14)He's a couple pieces short fo a puzzle
15)He's a couple donuts short of a dozen.
16)He's not the smartest cookie int he box.
*Thank you to BabiTiggeriss for #17-23
17)He's all foam, no beer
18)His cheese slid off his cracker
19)He's surfing in Nebraska
20)He's not the sharpest quill on the porcupine
21)He got in the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking
22)too much yardage between the goal posts
23)He's a few clowns short of a circus
*If anyone has anymore of these that they would like to contribute e-mail me.