Why Linh Wins


I pity da foo who messes with Fu

1. I am not aware that azn's typically wear glasses. (yeah they do)

2. If all these characteristics are needed to be azn...then alot of you (Devan, Stacy..etc) would not be considered "azn" (They are honorary, its the rubbing off of the asianess from the real asians that makes the asain. Kinda like fairy dust...you just have to think happy thoughts.)

3. After school my senior year, Tony went home with Peter (Cause Linh wouldn't give me rides home...what a friend)

4. After school, I hung out with you guys. (Cause linh wouldnt give me rides home)

5. I drove you home alot. (He wouldnt drive me home)

6. I bought that panther poster on the wall for you. (I stole signs for you and ran around taco hell in me boxers)

7. Dying my hair was fun :)

8. Hanging out with Josh and me

9. Hanging out with Johnny and me.

10. Hanging out with Mike and me.

11. Cock. (hey were even on the cock...except I have cock beer..muahahahhaha)

12. Chatting in the middle of the night. (Sorry on that, I had to sleep so I can grow taller)

13. Slingo. (Rhymes with dingo, I really want to go to Australia)

14. Rainbow River. (Hey does that have something to do with that pic up there?)

15. Oh..pictures? You want pictures? Well I don't have them scanned on my computer. There are some photo shoots we had at your house. Like the one with the black and white film with Josh, Johnny, and me.

16. The time Josh and I completely trapped Pete's car between ours. (see picture)

17. The time we hid laundry detergent under a pillow with a ransom.

18. The time I farted on Josh's face. Direct hit! (Yeah those dont smell that great)

19. According to Stacy, Tonee made us late by messing up Seth's car on our way to winter Haven. (Pish, posh)

20. I am not ashamed of my name to change it to be "cooler" (Hey I'm not ashamed, with two 'e's I can say my name is "Tonee with da double e's")

21. I do not conform with the asian stereotype; being different makes me special (Beind different makes you hawaiian)

22. I know when to use "road" instead of "rode" (Im asian I can use the bad english excuse).

23. Due to the fact that I'm bigger, I can drink more Mr. Pibb at Denny's. (I have cock beer)

24. I've known you before you even went to high school. (I wasn't taken out of the innocence of private school until nineth grade. So, the opportunity of getting to know you all was not there)

25. I give better hugs..you know..the ones that crack your back. (Linhs got me on that one)

26. My name rhymes...much better than a name that sounds like a car.

27. Grey hair. (when it's not red)(its also froed like puby hair)

28. Prom...Josh and I got most of the stuff arranged so you guys would have a good time (which we all did)

29. I can carry Johnny, Ryan, and Shanna on my back and STILL manage to spin around. (Sounds kinky..tee hee)

30. Hmm...without me in the middle of Tony and Stacy...Tony most likely would not have met Stacy as fast. Maybe when Tony met Devan, and then Devan introduces to Stacy. Other than that, no way I can see that you two would've met. =) (Thats prolly true) 1