Full Name: Joshua Theo Orphanidys (The Lord Saves God Purple Flower on a Mountain)

Location: St. Pete FL, Eckerd College

Email Address: Orphanjt@eckerd.edu & Mutiny5150@aol.com

Education: I'm a college man now!

Race: Greek - American

Best Friends: Everyone is my friend

Significant Other: Every Ho

Birthdate: August 21st, 1983

Favorite Asian: LinhFu

Musically Inclined: Farting?

Favorite Bands: Whatever Stacy, Linh, Tony, put down (Weezer, Five Iron Frenzy, Goldfinger, Linkin Park, Incubus..) Favorite Memories: Being waken up at Stacy's house by a big asian farting in my face. I still remember the smell and the vibrations.

Additional stuff(as told by Linh): We started on the very very first day in CAT. In Mr. White's computer class. I sat on the bottom row on the right. You sat on the second row on the right. And the first words ever "Can you skank?". It was truly a Kodak moment as a friendship was to blossom from you demonstrating your skank...which wasn't really a skank, but hey you're the only one who got anywhere remotely close to skanking. Others said "If I had a skateboard I could..". Time went on and we began to talk. Soon me met one Rainey Schubert. We soon became good friends with her. We did alot during the Geometry class. I can recall us reading the Bible together in that class. I can recall you giving Rainey a Swirl 360 CD. I remember yelling out "lust!" and snapping the rubberband on your arm. I remember it all...seems like only yesterday. I remember Mrs. Daca laughing hysterically in front of the class because of something she remembered from "There's something about Mary". I remember going to your house and going to the Pasadena church every Wednesday but not before we visited the Azalea church and the "scary" lady. We would eat cookies there and do all sorts of stuff like play games in the halls with tennis balls. Or sleeping in the pews. Or climbimg into their baptismal place. Or playing hide from Peter. Or playing with the paper cutter. Or writing notes to people who were in a conference and slipping it under the door. Ahh...the good ol' days. I remember Peter chasing us on foot and him on a bike. We would just jump the fence at the Pinellas Trail and then go back and forth. Or when we all had bikes...we would just turn around and go the other way. It was great. It was all great. And when I got to your house, your dog would find some way to slobber and stain my pants. Or when Peter flipped me on the hammock and stained my pants in which I had to wear your sisters but that's didn't work so I went through the night with stained pants. I gave you Red Alert to play. I gave you starcraft. I brought my computer to your house. I have my own room. We fight with Tigger and Shamu. I am good friends with your sister. If she were to choose, I'm pretty sure she would choose me as favorite asian. Your parents like me. I remember going to your parent's office and taking the bus home. I remember going out to the water by Saffron's and just hangin out. I remember climbing through the house near you that was getting built. I remember spending the night at your house and talking all night. Or playing cards. I remember working out at your house. I remember playing football in your backyard and possibly getting tackled into dog crap. Going to Rainey's house to get some tampons and her clothes. Comparing breast sizes. You won. You remember the pics? They're great. The Science fair...oohhh man. Sticking our fingers in that deer's nose. Riding the kiddy rides. Dying your hair...hehe. I have the pics. The Keys Trip..I stayed in your room and we had a discussion one night when everyone else was put to bed. The Palm Harbor jerks yelling "PENIS!!" in the middle of the night and igniting bottle rockets. Remember going to Devan's house? Yeah that's fun too. Or going to Winter Haven and getting lost forever and falling asleep into a semi-truck. you remember her older sister? I know you want her. hehe. Trying to do handsprings..going to that one party with Aimee and me tackling that kid face first into the ground..and then going outside and trying hand springs out there. Going around and taking your clothes off because of dead headlights. Denny's. Playing wall ball at the guy's house who lives behind you. Sleeping in your bed...ON A DRILL. reading the comics while eating cereal in the morning. Going to play pool at TI Fun center. Going to Hollywood Video and trying to find a VCR for like 2 hours. Skipping 1st period to go to Denny's and experience a Lock down. Talking about time traveling and that one science. Quantum Physics. Going to the county swim meet....with Mike...with weights to work out with...with hacky sack. Ohhh HACKY SACK!!! Nuff said. Me getting 2 bus referrals on your bus. You getting 2 referrals in school. I've known you for 4 years man. How about doing Ms. Dent's project with your sisters thing? Break dancing. Me stealing your glasses so I can wear them all day. I should be writing an essay. It's late. Oh well. Wrestling on the beach. My mom. I will end on that..Just remember my mom. Do it for my mom. She loves you!