Pennsylvania - a complaint...

Far be it from me to generalize the entire population of a state into one category but GEEZ,  what is it with Pennsylvania?  First of all,  it's like 1,000,000,000,000,000 miles across.  Everytime we travel in PA or through PA  I want to cut my wrists just to see some color!  

Ok seriously now,  I insulted a truck driver and he treatened to end my life.  I was being funny and telling people that passed me,  "You better check yourself!!!!!!!".  Anyway,  this trucker was following me really close and I get a little tense driving our van on huge interstates with 18,000 LB   trucks on my ass.  So he passes me really fast and I get all agitated and jump around and tell him that he'd better check himself and he gets all pissed off.  First he slows way down to try and get along side us,  but I'm too wiley and I slow way down too.  He gets bored and drives off.  Two hours later we stop at a rest stop and I'm walking up to the bathroom and this gap toothed, slack jawed mother fucker starts telling me about how he's gonna run us into a ditch and the interstates aren't for screwing around.  He said "you better a-not be-a cussin at me boy."   Anyway,  the story gets boring after that and I just say to the dude that I didn't cuss, I told him to check himself.   He got all flusstered and left.   We got in the van and continued on through PA.  The end.