It's All Been Done
I met you, before the fall of Rome
and I bet you to let me take you home.
You were wrong, I was right.
You said good-bye, I said good night
It's all been done, It's all been done, It's all been done before.
I knew you before the west was won.
I heard you say, "the past was much more fun."
You go your way, I'll go mine but I'll see you next time.
Chorus:
It's all been done, It's all been done. It's all been done before.
If I put my fingers here and If I say I love you dear
and if I play the same the three chords will you just yawn
and say, " Ah, I hate it. "
(Chorus )
Alone and bored on a thirtieth century night.
Will I see you on the Price is Right?
Will I cry, will I smile?
As you run, down the aisle.
It's all been done. It's all been done. It's all been done before.
It's all been done. It's all been done. It's all been done.
It's all been done. It's all been done. It's all been done before.
If I Had $1000000
I got a blue-and-red adidas
bag and a humongous binder,
I'm trying my best trying not to look like a
minor niner.
I went out for the football team to
prove that I'm a man;
I guess I shouldn't tell them that I
like Duran Duran.
This is me in grade nine, baby, this
is me in grade nine.
This is me in grade nine, baby, this
is me in grade nine.
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000
(if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the
first chorus out of it. Mmm.
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.
The Old Apartment
Broke into the old apartment
This is where we used to live
Broken glass
Broke and hungry
Broken hearts and broken bones
This is where we used to live
Why did you keep the mousetrap?
Why did you keep the dishrack?
These things used to be mine, I guess they still are, I want them back!
Broke into the old apartment
42 stairs from the street
Crooked landing
Crooked landlord
Narrow laneway filled with crooks
This is where we used to live
Why did you pave the lawn?
Why did you change the lock?
Why did I have to break it, I only came here to talk?
This is where we used to live
I know we don't live here anymore
We bought an old house on the Danforth
She loves me and her body keeps me warm
I'm happy there
But this is where we used to live!
Broke into the old apartment
Tore the phone out of the wall
Only mem'ries, fading mem'ries, blending into dull table
I want them back...
I want them back...
This is where we used to live
I want them back...
This is where we used to live!
I want them back...
This is where we used to live
I want them back
Oh man, I thought I was going to get to see real nekkid chicks!
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